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This is how kittens spend their time when it's hot. Also yes, they like to destroy things. Your things to be exact.

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On normal days Zetsu would get very suspicious when none of the Akatsuki members were walking in front of his feet, bothering him with their silly little problems and their need for food. This was not a normal day though. It was hot, very hot and only walking towards the bathroom made you break out a sweat. And then they say you should stay hydrated through the heat, only to sweat it all out once you needed to pee.

It was on these days that all the Akatsuki members were sprawled out somewhere, staying clear from moving around. No missions would be done and no historical artefacts would be destroyed in the attempt to steal it or… destroy it. Depended on what the idea was and who had been sent out to fulfil this duty.

Somewhere high up in a tree was Tobi sprawled out on a branch, stomach flat against the rough bark. On a branch next to his was Sasori, barely opening in eye when Zetsu had noticed them. As Zetsu kept looking up at the few Akatsuki members up in the tree, he almost stepped on Kisame who decided the ground was far better and cooler to lay on. Even Konan had found a rock to lay on, legs and arms spread around her to release as much body heat as she could.

The only one being a nutjob at this point was Deidara, who found this the right time to practise some of his moves. Meaning running after leaves that flicked up from the ground or running after his own ponytail whenever he saw it. Something like that at least. Zetsu found the sight to tiring to pay much attention to it.

Laying under a bush Pein or Nagato, however you wanted to call him was staring at Deidara, clearly thinking that the other was crazy and needed to seek help. Though it did look enticing and perhaps he should train along with him. Running around a round of trees seemed a very logical thing to do and then adding the factor of running after each other looked even better.

Five minutes later Zetsu questioned all of the Akatsuki members their sanity, because now all of them were awake, attacking each other and screaming murder when someone was a little too rough. Clearly it still wasn't hot enough…

Characters © Masashi Kishimoto

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You can again find a picture on my Tumblr! The brown one is Tobi and the red one is Sasori!