11.) Send all his fan-girls his email. Then tell Sasuke Itachi has something important to tell in his email. But he must read very carefully to find 'The Hidden Message'.

I have Sasuke Uchiha's email!

Sasuke_is_better_then_Itachi *AT* hotmail..com

SEND!

Yes, my plan is unfolding nicely! Within a matter of minutes, fans from all over the globe will be emailing my lovely emo victim friend... now... how do I make sure he reads them all...

5 Minutes Later~

"SAAAAAAAAASUUUUUUUUUUUUKEEEEEEEEEEE-KUUUUUUUUUUUU UN!~" I shrieked in a creepy high pitched inhuman voice (no seriously) and shook his shoulders (I'm such a gentleman aren't I?).

Sasuke glared at me and detached my hands from his shoulders, "What is it this time?"

I stood at attention, "Itachi-san told me to tell you that he has something very important to tell you through email, so be sure to read each email you receive with utmost attentiveness!" I informed, mimicking Itachi's voice a little, "also, which shade of bluelooks better on him, but I figure the emails are most important!" I waved and jumped out of an open window, "I'll leave you to work!"

Sasuke stared at the window for a few minutes, "Holy hell... I was..." he furrowed his eyebrows, "left to work- alone and in peace?!" he look shifty eyed around him, "I'm going to fall victim to some kind of trap now, right?"

Another 5 Minutes Later~

Sasuke checked his email.

Inbox- 734'899'236'173'826

His jaw dropped and he then banged his face against the desk, "Give me a break!"

12.) Tell him Neji said it was destiny for Sasuke and Ino to be together forever.

I ran up to Sasuke who was calmly sitting under a tree reading Harry Potter, "Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke!" I yelled the whole time.

He gave me an angry glare and put the book down, "What?!"

I got down on my knees and grasped his hands, squeeling like a fangirl when I spoke, "Neiji-san said it is DESTINY for you and Ino to be together!" meanwhile I was thinking, 'Nooooooo, SasuNaru FTW!'

13.) Ask, "Have you seen my boyfriend?" when he says 'No.' Say; "Really, I thought you were."

I was following Sasuke- two feet behind him- through his house, looking around; under chairs and table and rocks.

He tried to ignore me, but it got difficult after I started looking through his pockets, "Nero, do you need something?"

I looked up, questioningly, "Have you seen my boyfriend?"

He blinked, silent for a minute, "You have a boyfriend..?"

"Yes..." I said simply.

Sasuke was quiet for another minute, "No, I have not seen your boyfriend..."

I stood up and leaned over him, "Really?! Huh, and here I thought you were!" I said suddenly and gave him a hard look.

Sasuke backed up a little bit, "I don't recall that ever happening... and I most certainly don't see it happening anytime soon!"

I turned around. pretending to be mad, "Hmph! You can pretend all you want, but you can never hide from the truth, Sasuke!"

14.) Send him pictures of Itachi Naked.

Sasuke was busy deleting the billions of emails that fans had sent him and over all just decided to delete his current email address and make a new one- one that a certain annoying weirdo couldn't find.

Suddenly, a message appeared in his inbox, so being- because everyone does this- he clicked it, the sender was someone he didn't recognize, he opened the email anyways... and bled all from his nose over his laptop.

The email contained one picture, a picture of Itachi getting out of the shower and only just noticing the photographer.

After fixing his laptop~

Sasuke went back on his email to find 3 more unread emails- all from different senders.

He cautiously opened the first email and deleted it 10 seconds later.

This picture was of Itachi drying of with a (manly I assure you all) pink towel, once again just noticing the one taking this picture a split second before it was taken.

Sasuke got mad and opened the next one.

same thing, Itachi changing, wearing nothing but his underwear, and yet again, he saw the stalker right before they took the photo, and this time he looked like he was getting annoyed.

He deleted this email to and glanced at the last one, even though he knew what it was, he couldn't suppress the curiosity of looking at it first.

In this picture, Itachi was angrily storming towards the camera, which was all shaky and a little blurry... the photographer was... running away from Itachi?

Sasuke sighed and deleted this photo too, he did give a small smirk though, "So that weirdo did get punched or something after? That's a little bit satisfying..."

Then I opened his bedroom door, unscathed, "Hey~ Sasuke!~" I shouted, "how's it going?"

He looked at me then back at the laptop and face desked, "Ugh!"

15.) Send him pictures of Naruto naked.

Sasuke kicked me out (well, he thought he did, but I was still sitting in his kitchen playing his food, but we'll get to that later) when his phone beeped, signalling that he'd gotten a text.

He picked up the phone and clicked on the text... immediately cursing loud enough to knock over my apple Eiffel Tower... the Apple Tower...

In the picture was (not Itachi) Naruto, who appeared at be taking a bubble bath... (cause that's very manly indeed!)

He threw he phone at the wall and hid behind a pillow for a few minutes before furiously snatching up his cell phone and deleting the photo.

A few minutes later the phone beeped again.

Sasuke knew that it would be another naked picture of someone, but he answered anyways... and saw a picture of Naruto climbing out of his bubble bath (bubbles guarding Naruto's lower regions) while apparently not noticing Nero taking the picture, "DAMN IT, NERO! STOP!"

I sat on the counter, moving on to the Statue of Liberty, which was made out of liver... the Statue of Liver-ty! (Okay, I'm done...). I laughed when he yelled.

Sasuke growled as another text came up and deleted it without looking at it then blocked the number.

Then another text came up from a different number; it said :( Sasuke-kun! I have more then one phone!~

... Right above a picture of Naruto doing Caramelldansen in his boxers (it looked like it was of his own free will too.

Sasuke screamed and ran downstairs.

I hopped off his counter and began running for the front door, "Bye bye, Sasuke!" I screamed, sprinting down his walkway.

Sasuke glared at me from the doorway, 'Note to self: Do not touch technology... ever...'


So, what do you guys think so far? FYI comments make me write faster~

Anyways, I had fun writing way #11 most of all, I hope I did a good job and I promise to update all my stuff soon~

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