A/N: Yeah, I don't really know what to say about this other than I was bored... just a teaser to get you through till the next installment! Should have a new chapter this weekend!!!
So... yeah, this I guess would be a song fic chapter? As always, I don't own Twilight or Monty Python! Anywho, enjoy my lovely readers!
"Good Sir Jasper"
Horny hard Sir Jasper
Rode to the strip club.
Pocketful of ones he had,
Lusty Sir Jasper.
He was not at all afraid
Of the dancers' sexy sways.
Long, thick, hard, good Sir Jasper.
He was not the least bit scared
To receive a hot lap dance.
Or to go to the private room,
And fuck them all senseless.
To have his cock sucked
And his balls tea-bagged,
And his ass rimmed and fingered
Good Sir Jasper.
His nipples twisted
And his cum swallowed
And his wrists handcuffed
And his eyes blindfolded
And his mouth gagged
And his bottom spanked
And his pen-...
"That's... that's enough music for now lads, there's dirty work afoot."
Good Sir Jasper came away.
("Yes!")
Came and came away.
("God I did!")
When the strippers bared their maidenhead
With their tits pushed up and their legs wide-spread.
("Oh yes!")
Yes, Good Sir Jasper turned them out.
("I did!")
And fucked them till they shout.
Finally taking to his feet,
He beat a very quick retreat.
Horniest of them all, Sir Jasper!
