A/N: Yeah, I don't really know what to say about this other than I was bored... just a teaser to get you through till the next installment! Should have a new chapter this weekend!!!

So... yeah, this I guess would be a song fic chapter? As always, I don't own Twilight or Monty Python! Anywho, enjoy my lovely readers!

"Good Sir Jasper"

Horny hard Sir Jasper

Rode to the strip club.

Pocketful of ones he had,

Lusty Sir Jasper.

He was not at all afraid

Of the dancers' sexy sways.

Long, thick, hard, good Sir Jasper.

He was not the least bit scared

To receive a hot lap dance.

Or to go to the private room,

And fuck them all senseless.

To have his cock sucked

And his balls tea-bagged,

And his ass rimmed and fingered

Good Sir Jasper.

His nipples twisted

And his cum swallowed

And his wrists handcuffed

And his eyes blindfolded

And his mouth gagged

And his bottom spanked

And his pen-...

"That's... that's enough music for now lads, there's dirty work afoot."

Good Sir Jasper came away.

("Yes!")

Came and came away.

("God I did!")

When the strippers bared their maidenhead

With their tits pushed up and their legs wide-spread.

("Oh yes!")

Yes, Good Sir Jasper turned them out.

("I did!")

And fucked them till they shout.

Finally taking to his feet,

He beat a very quick retreat.

Horniest of them all, Sir Jasper!