Summary: The gang gets stuck in an elevator. What could possibly happen?
Spoilers: None so far.
Pairings: Anya/Xander, Buffy/Spike, Willow/Oz. But this isn't really a romance fic, just humor.
Rating: T for language and adult themes
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Joss Whedon. Someday, maybe…
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Willow was sitting in the corner of the elevator telling Anya more about The Sims 2. Xander had his head on Anya's shoulder and was sleeping, and Buffy and Dawn were sitting opposite to each other, Buffy looking up at times to glare at Dawn, who just sneered.
Xander jolted up as a harsh noise started coming from Buffy's cell phone. It was Everything I Do, I Do It For You, by Bryan Adams. Willow looked at Buffy, eyebrows raised.
"Bryan Adams, Buffy? You feeling alright?"- She asked her friend.
"She's in looove."- Dawn said, extra girlishly.
Buffy glared at Dawn, and this time it managed to shut her up.
"I just…you know…Spikey-I mean, uh, Spike. Spike chose it."
Everyone started laughing.
"Look, I think it's adorable, okay! You guys are just jealous because you don't have what I have!"
"And what would that be, Buff?"- Xander asked, stopping the laughter only long enough to say it.
"Love!"
Everyone started laughing louder, except for Willow.
"Hey, I'll have you know that I do have love! And contrary to you 'Spikey-Wikey', my love doesn't make me put silly, cheesy love songs in my cell phone! Yeah! My love can play silly, cheesy love songs for me!"- She yelled, talking about Oz.
"You don't have a cell phone!"
"But if I did, Oz wouldn't make me put Bryan Adams in it!"
Just as she said that, the song started playing again on Buffy's phone, which made all of those who had stopped laughing start laughing again, and Buffy get even redder that she already was.
And as soon as they were calming down, the song played again.
"What the heck?!"- Buffy yelled, annoyed.
She grabbed the offending item and pressed any button and the song stopped, only to be replaced by Spike's voice on speakerphone.
"Hey sweets. How ya doin'?"- He asked, his voice rough and garbled.
Everyone giggled as Buffy fumbled with the phone, trying to turn it off.
"Buffy?"- Spike asked.
Finally Buffy turned off the phone and looked up at them.
"I. Hate. You. All."- She said, before turning her back on them, which was pretty hard since they were in such a cramped space. But she managed.
After about five minutes, Xander was snoring on Anya's should again, and Dawn was drawing on a notebook she had in her backpack.
"But Willow, I don't want to start off getting two hundred or maybe five hundred. I want a lot of money!"- Anya said, frustrated.
"Well, you're in luck, An. I have a solution for that."
"Really?"- Anya asked, he eyes brightening.
"Yep. See, like in most games, you can cheat in Sims. It's very simple. You just press control, shift, and C and this little box appears at the top of the screen. Then you type in motherlode, l-o-d-e, not l-o-a-d, and press enter, and you get fifty thousand!"
"But that's so easy!"
"I know! Isn't Sims fun?"
Anya was just about to say something when, suddenly "Look into my eyes, you will see what you mean to me…" Buffy's phone started to ring again.
This time no one laughed.
"Okay, really, Buffy, this is getting annoying. Willow and I are trying to talk about money!"- Anya said.
"Buffy, is this guy stalking you or something? I mean, how many times can someone call?!"- Xander asked.
Buffy just turned of the phone, not bothering to look at any of them.
"Cranky, I see. Well, no matter. We'll just continue our discussion and hope that that annoying little…phone thing doesn't start playing cheesy love songs again."- Anya said, turning back to Willow.
And indeed, five minutes later, the song played again.
And five minutes after that, it played again.
And five minutes after THAT, it played…again.
And the next time it played, Xander grabbed the phone before Buffy reached for it.
"Buffy, I'm sorry. Dawn, don't ever repeat a word I say right now."
He looked into the screen and pressed the button that said talk.
"Hey. Yeah, see you asshole, this fuckin' stupid moron song is fucking annoying us, kay? So if you could just stop the fuck calling, I would appreciate it."
He was about to turn off the phone when Buffy shrieked and told him not to, so he brought it up to his ear again.
"Oh, right. We stole this phone from this, uh, girl. So, if you're trying to reach her, you know, don't…call us. Because, you know…I'm a…drug dealer who rapes and murders people."- He said.
And five minutes later, the phone rang again.
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