100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall
Disclaimer: If I owned 100 bottles of beer on the wall I'd probably get stoned to death so I'm going to say I didn't!
Ron was sitting quietly in the corner of the common room trying to hide from Harry incase he was bored or trying to act hero. He was doing an essay from Snape which was meant to be 5 inches long. As usual it was due tomorrow and it was only 2 inches long.
"Hi Ron" Collin creepy… I mean Creavy said from behind him "Would you like to here this song I heard over the holidays!! It's really good! Would ya??" And without waiting for a reply he began to sing.
"100 bottles of beer on the wall
100 bottles of beer
You take one down and pass it around
99 bottles of beer on the wall
99…"
What's beer thought Ron does he mean butter beer? His question remained unanswered as Creepy continued with the remaining 99 verses of the song. The song began to get annoying… very annoying. Ron only survived the last 20 verses because he was biting his finger nails.
"1 bottle of beer on the wall
1 bottle of beer
You take it down and pass it around
0 bottles of beer on the wall
100 bottles of beer on the…"
"WHAT YOU JUST DID 1 HOW DID THAT GO TO 100?!?!" Ron cried and was as usual ignored. He ran away from the Creepy boy but it just followed him and even worse people started to join in Harry, Fred, George, Hermione, Malfoy, Dumbledore even professor McGonagall.
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" Cried the insane Ron and flung himself out of the window in the Gryffindor tower. The singing stopped for a moment then...
"100 bottles of beer on the wall….
