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The problem with Marrying my sister

Yoga

Kana's smile only made the midday sun brighter as she nearly skipped to her parents' home. Flowers in her hand, and playful ideas in her mind Kana couldn't contain her excitement.

"You are in a good mood little princess."

"Ah! Uncle Xander! Uncle Ryoma!" The two oldest of the royal siblings trailed behind her. Greeting her with warm smiles.

"Planning on playing with your mother and farther today?" Ryoma asked the young cheerful girl.

"Yup! Are you going to play with them today too?" The child asked innocently.

"In a way yes." Xander chuckled as they reached Corrin's home.

"We plan on talking to him about our next attack on Villa." Ryoma said. "Are you sure you want stay? It will be quite the boring discussion."

Kana however shook her head, "No way!"

She stepped up to her uncles, "I want to learn how to command an army just like daddy! Then I can really help him and mom!"

"Ha ha! You will a make a fine ruler!" Xander patted his niece's head.

Ryoma open the door,

"Just…what are you two doing?"

And was introduced to a strange sight.

"A-Ah!? Big bother!?"

Corrin is bent over his wife, Hinoka. Whom too is bent with her legs speared wide and her face to the floor. Both of them are fully clothe and blistering red in embarrassment.

"Wha-what are you doing here?" Hinoka asked oddly out of breath.

"I would like to ask you two the same." Ryoma asked. "Your position is rather…compromising."

"W-What are we d-doing? What ARE we doing um Hinoka?" Corrin shifted the question to his wife franticly.

"DOING NOTHING! Er I mean w-we're doing um-hyah~!?"

"Are you alright Hinoka? What was that?" Ryoma asked in concern.

"YOGA!" Hinoka suddenly shouted. "W-We're doing yoga!"

"Y-Yup-ugh! That's all we're d-doing! Family f-friendly-ugh-yoga!" Corrin quickly agreed with his wife.

"Yoga huh?" Xander didn't seem so convinced and neither dose Ryoma as they both looked around the room.

Both men finding rather fearful evidence in Corrin's boxers thrown in one corner of the room and Hinoka's panties in the other corner.

The stoic men turned red with shameful realization.

"Yoga!? Really!?" Kana bounced up and down in excitement. "Can I join!?"

"Gods no!"

"Heaven forbid!"

"Never!"

"Not on my life!"

Kana looked at all the adults in the room with big, beautiful, teary red eyes. Her lower lip quivering cutely. The young dragon princess quickly becoming cute tiny animal.

"R-Really?" The poor little girl squeaked.

"I am so sorry!"

"Please don't cry!"

"I didn't mean it!"

"Here's some candy!"

Ryoma and Xander both handed adorable little niece a piece of candy to which happily took the sweets.

"Look, um dear." Corrin addressed his daughter. "We'll uh do some yoga with you later."

The little dragon girl beamed, "Really!?"

"Y-Yes sweet heart." Hinoka agreed with a shaky smile.

Ryoma gently corralled his niece towards the door, "You know your parents keep their promise. So let's leave them be."

Xander couldn't agree more. "Yes. And we will have our discussion about villa…" He glared at the other two adults in the room. "Among other things…later."

After they closed the door, the married couple sighed.

"That was close…" Hinoka spoke after a heavy silence.

"I would like to go on the record and say, this was all your idea." Corrin groaned, although it wasn't in discomfort.

"Mm…You could have stopped me." Hinoka sighed.

Corrin groaned again, "Says the pervert who was tighten up during that whole thing…"

"Heh heh, you married this pervert remember." Hinoka giggled wiggling her hips to make her lover moan a little.

"Ah… now I think we should continue this- "

"Oh mom I forgot!"

"WWHHAAAA!"

Both Corrin screamed at the top of their lungs as their daughter burst through the door with bundle of flowers.

"I got some roses for- "

"T-Thank you very much sweetie! J-J-Just put them on table there ok?" Hinoka tried to get her daughter out of the house.

"Ok! Have fun doing yoga!" Their daughter left cheerfully out the door.

And there was another sigh between the lovers.

"You know last time we called this 'Wrestling'." Corrin chuckled wearily.

"And she gets all that energy form you." Hinoka grumbled.

Just another day in the household of three kingdoms.


Kana is too sweet for this world.

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