Based on some random conversation I had with my friends at the Asian Art Museum in SF, here is more crack adventures.
Pat the Matt fish
Matt and Mello were just walking down the street in Japan. And for some reason, Matt got thirsty really easily. Every five minutes, he wanted to stop at some drinking fountain or get a bottle of water.
"Are you a freaking fish or something Matt?" Mello asked, frustrated that they had to stop so often.
"Yeah! I'm a fish! Why not?!" Matt yelled back sarcastically. Now, of course I know that Matt is not actually a fish, but it had become some whole weird concept. So now every time Matt got even more water, Mello just stood there and was angry.
So, on their way home, Mello was driving and Matt sat in the passenger seat. They began to go to an unfamiliar place, and it got eerie and foggy.
"Um, Mello. Where are we going?" Matt asked.
"It's a surpriseā¦." Mello said.
"Oh! I love surprises!" Matt said excitedly.
After more drivingā¦.
"Mello, are we going the right way? We seem to be going to the ocean." Matt asked, a little more afraid.
"Shut up! I know where I'm going!" Mello yelled. After a few more minutes, Mello stopped the car. All Matt could see was fog.
"Where are we?" Matt asked.
"Just get out." Mello told him. So Matt got out of the car. He realized he was on a wooden floor. That's when Mello kicked at Matt from behind and Matt fell into the ocean, because they were actually on a pier. So Mello backed up the car and stepped on the gas, with just enough time to yell, "There you go fish boy! Go swim with your smelly fish friends!" So Mello went away and Matt was left in the middle of the ocean. So for the sake of the story, Matt was magically turned into a merman and swam around with his fish friends. After two days, Matt really started to hate being a fish because his video games would short circuit underwater and smoking was indubitably impossible. So he asked the fish people to make him human again. So they did and Matt was human. So he walked backed to the apartment and saw Mello sitting, watching TV without him.
"So, how were the fish?' Mello asked.
"They sucked." Matt said.
'Thought so."
Yeah, so that was my pointless, random drabble. Get over it. Also, I didn't name this chapter, my friends at the museum did. More special adventures to come!
