Full Summary: Sasuke's life is perfect right? He has a caring brother and a best friend who would do anything for him (a.k.a. Naruto). WRONG! VERY WRONG! Just one kiss turned things upside down. And when Sasuke turns to his dearly beloved brother for advice, things got worse.

"blond" – Naruto

"blonde" – Ino


GET DRUNK!


Sasuke parked his car a block from the house since there was no other spots. He was wearing a regular black shirt which said "Fukc Off" on the front, and sagging black jeans. Naruto wore and white shirt with an orange swirl in the middle, with sagging blue jeans. Before they could see the house, they heard the bumping music loud and clear.

"Sasuke-kun! I almost thought you wouldn't come!" Ino yelled above the loud music.

"Happy birthday, Ino-chan!" Naruto also yelled while handing the girl a package. On the package was a sticker that said "From: Naruto and Sasuke To: Ino."

"Thank you, Sasuke-kun!" the blonde replied. "Thank you, Naruto!"

Ino then led them around the house, showing them where the bathrooms were and where the snacks and drinks were. Some of her friends were seniors and college students so there were alcohol. Of course, this wouldn't be the first time anyone at the party ever drank alcohol.

The blonde desperately tried to create a conversation with Sasuke but failed miserably every time. After five minutes of wasted efforts, Ino finally left the two boys alone. More specifically, she was pulled away by her friends.

But only five seconds passed before other girls started surrounding Sasuke and Naruto. To both of the boys' surprises, some of the girls were hitting on Naruto as well. They said he was so adorable. And more to Sasuke's surprise, Naruto started conversing with the girls.

Calm down, Sasuke. He has the right to talk with any girl he likes. It's not like he's your boyfriend.

Immediately, Sasuke mentally slapped himself for thinking that. Boyfriend? Where did that come from? But thinking about that, it made Sasuke feel strange. If it was Kiba, he wouldn't give a shit about it. But just thinking about Naruto merely talking and laughing with another person made his blood boil.

"Sasuke, are you alright?" Naruto's voice snapped Sasuke out of his train of thoughts.

"What?" Sasuke snapped back subconsciously.

"Nothing. It's just that you have your fist clenched so tight your knuckles are white," the blond said while pointing to Sasuke's still clenched fist.

The black-haired teen unclenched his fist and said, "I'm gonna go get something to drink. You want some, Naruto?"

Naruto nodded and said goodbye to the girls he was talking to. Sasuke and he walked to the kitchen and got two bottles of sake, one for each. Sakura found her way to the two and shamelessly flirted with Sasuke, whose mind was too occupied on observing who his blond friend talks to.

As girls started to swarm in and cat-fighting each other, Sasuke drank more and more sake. Of course, our little Uchiha knows when to stop drinking so that he doesn't get himself drunk and make an awful scene that'll shatter his image.

Naruto, on the other hand, doesn't know when to stop drinking. As he talks to other people, he continued drinking and drinking until his head felt like it was on fire. Then, he looked at the bottles of sake he discarded and tried hard to count since his vision had magically become blurry in split seconds.

One…two…three…….six…seven……..nine!

Naruto was trudging out of the crowd he was in, and slowly limbed to the crowd Sasuke was in. Sasuke saw how drunk the blond was and quickly came to his rescue. He held onto Naruto's left arm while his right hand supported the blond's right shoulder.

"How many bottles did you drink?" the dark-haired teen asked with a concerned tone.

"Hic…ay think…hic…niiiinnneee…" Naruto replied with his drunken tone, which is a baby voice.

"Let's go home. You can't stay here like this."

Sasuke and Naruto made their way out of the kitchen without anything interruption since all the fangirls seemed to be too occupied in cat-fights, either fighting or cheering on the fighters. However, there was a minor delay when they passed through the living room. Sasuke looked at the center of attention and saw a drunken Lee belly-dancing on top of the coffee table. Naruto saw the scene and decided to belly-dance to Sasuke.

Don't think about that, Uchiha. He's drunk and he doesn't know what he's doing.

As much as Sasuke wanted to, his thoughts didn't help one bit. Blood was rushing toward his southern region, making his pants feel tighter and tighter each passing second. He quickly grabbed the blond and had to practically drag the teen out of the house before someone sees the belly-dancing or worse, his arousal.

"Come on, dobe. I know another place where you can get a stage of your own for this belly-dancing," Sasuke tried to persuade his blond friend so they could get out of there without attracting too much attention.

"Reeeaaally? Ya promish?" Naruto asked as he stuck out his pinky. "Pinky promish!"

"Yes. I promise," Sasuke agreed and wiggle his pinky with Naruto quickly and pulled the blond to his car.

"I can't go home 'cuz then Itachi will be all up in my face about alcohol and crap," Sasuke talked to himself, trying to figure out where they should go.

"Iruka ish on a bushinesh trip and and he won't come back til Monday. Sasukie wanna go to my house to spend the night?" Naruto asked when he overheard Sasuke's lone conversation.

The dark-haired teen decided that it was the next best choice. He can come home the next morning and tell his brother the truth about the previous night: Naruto and he left the party early because they didn't have any energy left. It wouldn't be a lie because Naruto doesn't seem to have that much energy left and Sasuke definitely ran out of energy fending off fangirls and taking care of the blond.


Sasuke: YES! My night alone with my Naruto!"

Me: You're only spending the night there. It's not like it's the first time you ever stayed at his house.

Sasuke: True. But this time, he's drunk!

Me: So? I'm the writer and I get to determine what's gonna happen so I wouldn't count my chicken before they hatch if I were you.

Sasuke: I dare you to defy my wishes! I'll quit and see what you can do without one of your leading character.

Me: Too bad you can't quit! Kukuku

Sasuke (teary eyes): NARUTO! KAGI IS BEING A MEANIE TO ME!

The next chappie is gonna have some massive nosebleeding contents. consider that as a warning xD