The next day…

It was morning the next day around 9:30 and me and Fang have been forced to buy condoms and birth control with my mom! Oh god, this is so embarrassing.

We got out of the car in the parking lot of shoppers drug mart and went inside. When we got inside me and my mom went to get my birth control while Fang went to get the condoms.

(Fang POV)

Oh god I can't believe this is happening it's so awkward. I don't know what size I am. How do I tell? I've never bought condoms before! Now I have to go to the pharmacy and ask.

When I got to the counter, the young blonde pharmacist who was maybe around 25 started checking me out. It got kind of creepy so I just got to the point.

"Uh hi.." nice one Fang.. nice one.

"Hi," the young pharmacist who's name was apparently Lindsey or so her name tag said "how may I help you?"

"I need to uh- buy uh- condoms but I don't know what uh-size I am." I finally got out.

"Oh.. you have a girlfriend?" Lindsey asked a little disappointed.

I gulped and nodded.

"Oh. ok.. no problem we have some condoms over there that you can try on in the bathroom in the back. There assorted sizes."

I nodded and made my way to the back.

Time jump

After I tried the condoms I made my way to the front and paid for it with the money that Dr. M gave me. I ended up getting the large. Yeah, I'm just that awesome as Nudge would say LOL. I made my way out to the car where Max and Dr. M were, and we went back home.

When we got back Dr. M decided I need a little "lesson" on how to put on a condom. No you perverts, not like that. Let's just say it consisted of a condom and one of those dough roller things. Let's just say I was scarred for life.

(Max POV)

Me and Fang were just sitting in my room talking when Ella came in, we looked at her in question.

Looking at our questioning faces she said "Mom doesn't trust you two in a bedroom together or a couch for that matter. Which I think is stupid because you can still screw against a wall. Remember what happened last time?" she reminded us.

Flashback

It was Christmas and my dad Jeb was visiting us for the holiday. After we gave each other presents me and Fang went upstairs I thought he needed some kind of reward for the present he got me and guess he thought he needed a reward too. I mean it was a really nice present it was a heart locket that had always and forever engraved in it then golden wings lined with diamonds.

I ended up pinned against the wall with my hands held above my head by Fang. We were both kissing each other furiously. Fang's let my arms go and his hands moved to the hem of my shirt I moaned lightly when his calloused hands started rubbing my stomach. Fang had just taken off my shirt when I heard a loud pointed cough. Fang quickly pulled off of me and looked at where the noise came from. It was my mom, Jeb, Ella, and the whole flock staring at us in horror. At that minute I just figured out where my hands were one of them was on Fangs chiseled bare chest and the other was on the band of his boxers read to take them off and the worst part of that is everyone noticed where my hands were too.

I quickly and quietly backed away into my room to let Fang deal with the problem everyone was to in shock to notice me leave. But it was awkward because Jeb my dad came in to talk to me about it after. I won't disgust you with the details but it the main topics. Were wear a condom, go on birth control, we don't want more kids to take care of. Crap like that.

End of flashback

"Don't remind us" I said as I shuddered.

As soon as I said that Angel came barging into my mind "Max your mom's calling us for a family meeting meet us in the living room like right now."

Me, Fang and Ella made our way down the stairs to the living Nudge and Angel were on the love seat Gazzy was on the chair and my mom was standing by the T.V. looking excited. Me, Fang, and Ella sat down beside Iggy on the three seat couch. I sat on Fangs lap and Ella sat beside Iggy resting her head on his shoulder as he stroked her hand. It was actually really cute we all knew they loved each other they were just both to stubborn to admit it. Of course Angel just had to barge into my head at that time "Sounds like someone else I know" Grr I never get any privacy now not even my own thoughts are private "GET OUT OF MY HEAD ANGEL" I mentally yelled. I heard little giggles before she left my head.

"Ok," my mom began "I have a surprise for you guys!" we all stared at her intently "Me and Jeb both know how hard you worked to save the world so we decided you need a little vacation. We rented a beach house in Florida."

"But what about our wings," Fang mentioned

He was always the most paranoid of people finding out about our wings.

"Well the beach is mostly empty and plus there's a pool in the backyard" my mom argued back.

Fang looked at me waiting for my opinion. I was still a little skeptical.

I looked over at Nudge and Angel they were both giving me the Bambi eyes.

DAMN BAMBI EYES.

I sighed "Fine we'll go."

I was greeted by a bunch of cheers coming from everyone except Fang who just sat there looking at me. He was giving me a look that said "Sap" I just stuck my tongue out at him and he smirked.

"When are we going?" Iggy asked

"Tomorrow, everyone go pack" she replied

I was greeted by another course of cheers then everyone went upstairs to pack.

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