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Chapter 3: Flock Fever

"Flippy, do you have the jets ready?" Wonderbump asked.

"Almost," Flippy said, "I just have to work out a few more kinks in the system."

The duo was in the TIA HQ fighter jet hangar, and Flippy was fixing his and Wonderbump's custom fighter jets. He was also fixing Swordfeather's in case he showed up. All was quiet except for the sound of Flippy using his tools, but suddenly, the door opened to reveal a yellowish-silver Toon duck with clusters of brown feathers here and there on its body. Its tongue was sticking out from the side, just like a Turkey.

"What the..." Wonderbump began, puzzled, "Wait a minute... Swordfeather?"

"BEG... BEGAAAAAAAAWK!" Swordfeather screeched, "TOONS... MUST DIE!"

Swordfeather let out a battle screech, and lunged at Flippy. He quickly dodged the attack, but Swordfeather used a feather to cut Flippy when he was off guard. Luckily, since Swordfeather was once a Toon, Flippy didn't get infected by the Turkey DNA.

"What on Toontown are you doing!" Wonderbump yelled.

"TOONS... BAD, TURKEYS... GOOD," Swordfeather snarled, "ME TOONKEY... YOU... ENEMY. YOU DIE!"

Swordfeather started using his basic combat attack - he shot some of his knife-sharp feathers at Wonderbump. Wonderbump quickly got a metal plate and deflected them. Swordfeather lunged to attack, but Flippy stepped in to help Wonderbump overpower the Toonkey. The fight was intense, but Swordfeather started his Super Attack - spinning over and over again, releasing large waves of sharp feathers.

Flippy expertly dodged the blade feathers, but Wonderbump wasn't so lucky. He became cut all over his body, and Swordfeather knocked him into a corner. He scrambled to reach Wonderbump, and he reached him, despite the fact that he was tangled in electric wires.

"TOON DIE," Swordfeather muttered, "TOON DIE NOW. HAIL... TURKEYS!"

Swordfeather got long blade feathers and raised them high, preparing to put an end to Wonderbump.

"No!" Wonderbump yelled in desperation, "Remember me! It's me! Your commander and friend, Wonderbump! Don't kill me!"

Swordfeather lunged the feathers down, but they never reached Wonderbump. He prepared for his demise, but he looked and saw the electric wires shocking Swordfeather.

"ACK!" Swordfeather yelled, "EEE... NO... TOON!"

The electricity stopped, and Swordfeather fell to the floor, unconscious. Wonderbump looked to his right and saw Flippy next to the switch that controlled electricity currents in the HQ.

"Thanks," Wonderbump said with gratitude, "I owe you one."

The two carried Swordfeather to a new room with a healing pod. They put him inside, closed the door, and ran a diagnosis check. The screen came with a diagnosis result: Flock Fever.

"Flock Fever," Wonderbump said, "I've never of that."

"Whatever," Flippy said, "Just press the button so the pod gasses will heal Swordfeather before he-"

Swordfeather woke up inside the pod.

"-wakes up..."

Wonderbump pressed the button on the pod and a strange gas enveloped the interior. Swordfeather screeched as loud as the Dickens. He was covered in the gases and a few seconds later, the pod door opened. When the gas cleared, the duo saw Swordfeather back to normal without any brown feather splotches, looking quite ill.

"Ugh..." Swordfeather groaned, "That Turkey sickness thing can really get to a Toon. What happened while I was, you know, beserk?"

"Well," Flippy began, "To sum it up, I ws fixing some ships, then you burst in and tried to kill us. I knocked you out, then we took you here where you were diagnosed with Flock Fever. After that, we put you in the pod, healed you, and here you are."

"Flock Fever..." Swordfeather thought out loud, "That must be the name of the Toonkey Infection. You see, I couldn't come to your meeting or whatever because I was chased into the Abyss by a Turkey. He pricked me and said that the prick was causing my Toon DNA to morph with Turkey DNA, so I would become a savage Toonkey. All of the other Toons are probably Toonkeys now!"

"This is bad," Flippy said.

"Ya think?" Wonderbump remarked, "Swordfeather, you don't know what we're up against."

Wonderbump quickly explained the situation to Swordfeather, including Bubbles' Toonnapping and the Turkey Invasion.

"What about Genetoon? Where did he go?" Swordfeather asked.

"Oh. Him," Wonderbump began, "When I was explaining the situation to him in a secret room, he kept interrupting me with stupid questions, so I'm making him write I WILL NOT INTERRUPT THE TOTALLY AWESOME TOON WONDERBUMP AND/OR ASK STUPID QUESTIONS one trillion times."

"Sounds harsh."

"Yah, but he deserves it. He's not coming on our mission."

"Exactly," Flippy said, "I prepared your jets, guys. Lets hop in them and storm the Mother Bird. Those Turkeys won't know what hit them.