Author note: This chapter is POV of Peter. so text without a speaker is spoken by Peter.

"Nerd Slaying"

Tuesday, 8th October 2013

Lt. Peter "Eagle Two" Fox

3:02:34 PM

Objective updated. Search for Nerdboy.

Cpt. Nikki: Target sighted. Am I green?

Cmdr. Fox: Negative, Eagle Leader. I see him coming. Eagle One! get to Position Beta- I mean Bravo! Meet me there!

2ndLt. Riley: Negative, Nerdboy is passing.

Cpt. Nikki: Fire darts?

Cmdr. Fox: Hold your fire, move up.

Cpt. Nikki: Roger.

Cmdr. Fox: You're green! Nerdboy is climbing to Bravo!

Objective complete. Objectives updated. Chase Nerdboy.Jason: Huh? OW!

Cpt. Nikki: Nice shot, Leiutenant! High five!
2ndLt. Riley: Thanks. These are slick darts.

HE'S RUNNING!

Cpt. Nikki: Advance to Delta, move!

HE'S GOT AN RPG!

Cmdr. Fox: PAINT OR DART?

PAINT!

2ndLt. Riley: We are screwed.

Cpt. Nikki: He's descending to Golf, go!

Cmdr. Fox: Riley! Stick with Captain Nikki!

Cpt. Nikki: He's in the bath. Eagle One to India. Eagle Two to Hotel. Skincream, to Juliet.

Roger.

Cmdr. Fox: You're green.

Jason: AAAA!

He's running.

Objectives updated. Dress up as Jon and sneak over to Sallybrown's location. Chase Jason.

Cpt. Nikki: To Kilo Two. Eagle Two, switch your primary for the care package. keep your sidearm hidden.

Roger.


Objective Complete. Objectives updated. Obtain useful items from Sallybrown. Chase Jason.

I'm at Mike. I see Sallybrown. Hey, Jon. Can I have some toothpicks and pens and stuff? I'm doing a project.
Jon: Sure, Pete.

Thanks.

Objective complete. Chase Jason.

2ndLt. Riley: Move up?
Affirmative. Proceed with caution and haste.
Cpt. Nikki: Copy that.
Cmdr. Fox: Roger that.
2ndLt. Riley: Copy, Eagle Two.

Objectives updated. Hold off Jason.

Cmdr. Fox: He's coming. Go!

Eat Styrofoam, Jason!

Objective complete.

Cmdr. Fox: Eagleco, They are coming. You are green!

Jason: AAAAAA!

Cpt. Nikki: Gotcha!

Elevator: Ding.

Jason: YES!

Jon: I love the sound of children playing.

Objectives updated. Search for Jason.

Move. MOVE! MOVE!

Cpt. Nikki: Riley, on me!

2ndLt. Riley: I see him.
Cpt. Nikki: He's at the entrance!

Cmdr. Fox: EagleCo, Move! I'll be on the roof!

ROGER! MOVING TO TANGO!

Objective complete. objectives updated. Run to Position Tango.

Cpt. Nikki: He's gone to Victor, now X-ray. He's got Steel.

Roger.

Cpt. Nikki: Fox, take point! you lead the squad!

OKAY! TO YANKEE!

Objective complete. Objectives updated. Lead EagleCo to Position Yankee.

2ndLt. Riley: Copy, Eagle Two.

Lt. Fox: Return fire, Eagle Leader! EagleCo will move to the back of the forest to secure the package!

Get in the Jeep, Lieutenant Riley!

2ndLt. Riley: Copy, sir.

Drive to Position Zulu and receive the paintball gun.

Cpt. Nikki: Package is intercepted, repeat, the package has been intercepted, over!

2ndLt. Riley: Crud. EAGLE LEADER, COME ON! SKINCREAM, I HOPE YOU HAVE A SNIPER PAINTBALL GUN, OUT!

Objective failed.

Jason: See this? A Darth Vader Lightsaber. Marcus? Got your Luke Skywalker Lightsaber?

Marcus: You bet!

Objectives updated. Defeat Jason.

We have Lightsabers, too. Riley, you take Steel. I'll take Nerdboy.

Jason: WHAT?!
Marcus: I like my codename better.

Cmdr. Fox: ABORT OBJECTIVE! I AM BEING TORTURED BY BUCKY! HE... I'M HANGING OFF THE LEDGE!

STANDBY SKINCREAM, WE ARE ON ARE WAY TO ASSIST! KEEP YOUR HEAD! OUT!

Obectives updated. Save Paige.

Marcus and Jason: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Care for a teamup?

Marcus: Sure!

Alright... Riley... recruit the others... Corporal Charlie Brown... Callsign Goodgrief... Sergeant Snoopy... Callsign... Cutiepuff, Jr... Private... Satchel Pooch... Cutiepuff... Peacefighter... EagleCo will meet you there. Come in Eagle Leader!

Cpt. Nikki: I'm down! Cmdr. Fox is rebelling!

2ndLt. Riley: Nah, She's been compromised by Bucky, Codename Cutiecat.

Cpt. Nikki: I hurt all over. You go. I'll... just read some hunger games... in my medikit... I'll catch up with you later... out!

Bucky: I will use this hammer to whack your fingers, one by one, until you fall. but first...

Cmdr. Fox: HELPHE'SGONNASMASHMYRADIOANDHITMYFINGERSHURRY!

Commander Fox is hanging by all eight fingers.
Cpt. Nikki: He smashed her radio! He's gonna hit her fingers until she falls! He's got a hammer!

2ndLt. Riley: COPY, EAGLE LEADER! WE ARE RECRUITING NEW HELP! OUT!

Roger Eagle One!

2ndLt. Riley: Nikki is WIA! Hurry, Eagle Two!

Cpl. Brown: I'm the Paint Explosion Specialist? Cool!

Sgt. Snoopy: I'm higher up than The Round-Headed Kid? Alright! Here's the world-famous French Foreign Legion soldier being transferred to the second division in the Fox Army.

Pvt. Pooch: Hmm. Nice.

Commander Fox is hanging by seven fingers.

2ndLt. Riley: C'mon, men! go, go, go!

Lt. Fox is in the third floor.

2ndLt. Riley: Hup! Hup! Hup! Get in the elevator!

Commander Fox is hanging by six fingers.

Lt. Fox is on the fifth floor.

2ndLt. Riley: C'MON! LET'S GO! A PERSON'S LIFE IS AT STAKE!

Commander Fox is hanging by five fingers.

Lt. Fox is in the ninth floor.

2ndLt. Riley: MOVE YOUR BUTTS!

Commander Fox is hanging by four fingers.

Lt. Fox is on the seventeenth floor.

2ndLt. Riley: HURRY UP, YOU ANCHOVIES!

Commander Fox is hanging by three fingers.

Lt. Fox is on the twentieth floor.

2ndLt. Riley: HURRY, YOU COWS!

Commander Fox is hanging by two fingers.

Lt. Fox is on the twenty-fifth floor.

2ndLt. Riley: ALMOST THERE! RUN! RUN FOR A TEEN GIRL'S LIFE!

Lt. Fox is on the twenty-ninth floor.

2ndLt. Riley: COME ON!

Paige is hanging by one finger.

Lt. Fox is on the thirtieth floor and is climbing the ladder to the roof.

2ndLt. Riley: Get out of the elevator! Movemovemove!

Objective failed.

Cmdr. Fox: HELP!

Cpl. Brown: Gotcha!

Mission complete.

Cmdr. Fox: Thanks. Promoted to Staff Sergeant!

Cpl Brown: Thanks!

Cpt. Nikki: I'm okay now.

Pfc (Private First Class) Fox: HA! (He shoots Commander Fox.)

Cmdr. Fox: Jason, I'm gonna kill you! Nerdboy has gone rouge, repeat, Jason has gone rouge!