Author note: This chapter is POV of Peter. so text without a speaker is spoken by Peter.
"Nerd Slaying"
Tuesday, 8th October 2013
Lt. Peter "Eagle Two" Fox
3:02:34 PM
Objective updated. Search for Nerdboy.
Cpt. Nikki: Target sighted. Am I green?
Cmdr. Fox: Negative, Eagle Leader. I see him coming. Eagle One! get to Position Beta- I mean Bravo! Meet me there!
2ndLt. Riley: Negative, Nerdboy is passing.
Cpt. Nikki: Fire darts?
Cmdr. Fox: Hold your fire, move up.
Cpt. Nikki: Roger.
Cmdr. Fox: You're green! Nerdboy is climbing to Bravo!
Objective complete. Objectives updated. Chase Nerdboy.Jason: Huh? OW!
Cpt. Nikki: Nice shot, Leiutenant! High five!
2ndLt. Riley: Thanks. These are slick darts.
HE'S RUNNING!
Cpt. Nikki: Advance to Delta, move!
HE'S GOT AN RPG!
Cmdr. Fox: PAINT OR DART?
PAINT!
2ndLt. Riley: We are screwed.
Cpt. Nikki: He's descending to Golf, go!
Cmdr. Fox: Riley! Stick with Captain Nikki!
Cpt. Nikki: He's in the bath. Eagle One to India. Eagle Two to Hotel. Skincream, to Juliet.
Roger.
Cmdr. Fox: You're green.
Jason: AAAA!
He's running.
Objectives updated. Dress up as Jon and sneak over to Sallybrown's location. Chase Jason.
Cpt. Nikki: To Kilo Two. Eagle Two, switch your primary for the care package. keep your sidearm hidden.
Roger.
Objective Complete. Objectives updated. Obtain useful items from Sallybrown. Chase Jason.
I'm at Mike. I see Sallybrown. Hey, Jon. Can I have some toothpicks and pens and stuff? I'm doing a project.
Jon: Sure, Pete.
Thanks.
Objective complete. Chase Jason.
2ndLt. Riley: Move up?
Affirmative. Proceed with caution and haste.
Cpt. Nikki: Copy that.
Cmdr. Fox: Roger that.
2ndLt. Riley: Copy, Eagle Two.
Objectives updated. Hold off Jason.
Cmdr. Fox: He's coming. Go!
Eat Styrofoam, Jason!
Objective complete.
Cmdr. Fox: Eagleco, They are coming. You are green!
Jason: AAAAAA!
Cpt. Nikki: Gotcha!
Elevator: Ding.
Jason: YES!
Jon: I love the sound of children playing.
Objectives updated. Search for Jason.
Move. MOVE! MOVE!
Cpt. Nikki: Riley, on me!
2ndLt. Riley: I see him.
Cpt. Nikki: He's at the entrance!
Cmdr. Fox: EagleCo, Move! I'll be on the roof!
ROGER! MOVING TO TANGO!
Objective complete. objectives updated. Run to Position Tango.
Cpt. Nikki: He's gone to Victor, now X-ray. He's got Steel.
Roger.
Cpt. Nikki: Fox, take point! you lead the squad!
OKAY! TO YANKEE!
Objective complete. Objectives updated. Lead EagleCo to Position Yankee.
2ndLt. Riley: Copy, Eagle Two.
Lt. Fox: Return fire, Eagle Leader! EagleCo will move to the back of the forest to secure the package!
Get in the Jeep, Lieutenant Riley!
2ndLt. Riley: Copy, sir.
Drive to Position Zulu and receive the paintball gun.
Cpt. Nikki: Package is intercepted, repeat, the package has been intercepted, over!
2ndLt. Riley: Crud. EAGLE LEADER, COME ON! SKINCREAM, I HOPE YOU HAVE A SNIPER PAINTBALL GUN, OUT!
Objective failed.
Jason: See this? A Darth Vader Lightsaber. Marcus? Got your Luke Skywalker Lightsaber?
Marcus: You bet!
Objectives updated. Defeat Jason.
We have Lightsabers, too. Riley, you take Steel. I'll take Nerdboy.
Jason: WHAT?!
Marcus: I like my codename better.
Cmdr. Fox: ABORT OBJECTIVE! I AM BEING TORTURED BY BUCKY! HE... I'M HANGING OFF THE LEDGE!
STANDBY SKINCREAM, WE ARE ON ARE WAY TO ASSIST! KEEP YOUR HEAD! OUT!
Obectives updated. Save Paige.
Marcus and Jason: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Care for a teamup?
Marcus: Sure!
Alright... Riley... recruit the others... Corporal Charlie Brown... Callsign Goodgrief... Sergeant Snoopy... Callsign... Cutiepuff, Jr... Private... Satchel Pooch... Cutiepuff... Peacefighter... EagleCo will meet you there. Come in Eagle Leader!
Cpt. Nikki: I'm down! Cmdr. Fox is rebelling!
2ndLt. Riley: Nah, She's been compromised by Bucky, Codename Cutiecat.
Cpt. Nikki: I hurt all over. You go. I'll... just read some hunger games... in my medikit... I'll catch up with you later... out!
Bucky: I will use this hammer to whack your fingers, one by one, until you fall. but first...
Cmdr. Fox: HELPHE'SGONNASMASHMYRADIOANDHITMYFINGERSHURRY!
Commander Fox is hanging by all eight fingers.
Cpt. Nikki: He smashed her radio! He's gonna hit her fingers until she falls! He's got a hammer!
2ndLt. Riley: COPY, EAGLE LEADER! WE ARE RECRUITING NEW HELP! OUT!
Roger Eagle One!
2ndLt. Riley: Nikki is WIA! Hurry, Eagle Two!
Cpl. Brown: I'm the Paint Explosion Specialist? Cool!
Sgt. Snoopy: I'm higher up than The Round-Headed Kid? Alright! Here's the world-famous French Foreign Legion soldier being transferred to the second division in the Fox Army.
Pvt. Pooch: Hmm. Nice.
Commander Fox is hanging by seven fingers.
2ndLt. Riley: C'mon, men! go, go, go!
Lt. Fox is in the third floor.
2ndLt. Riley: Hup! Hup! Hup! Get in the elevator!
Commander Fox is hanging by six fingers.
Lt. Fox is on the fifth floor.
2ndLt. Riley: C'MON! LET'S GO! A PERSON'S LIFE IS AT STAKE!
Commander Fox is hanging by five fingers.
Lt. Fox is in the ninth floor.
2ndLt. Riley: MOVE YOUR BUTTS!
Commander Fox is hanging by four fingers.
Lt. Fox is on the seventeenth floor.
2ndLt. Riley: HURRY UP, YOU ANCHOVIES!
Commander Fox is hanging by three fingers.
Lt. Fox is on the twentieth floor.
2ndLt. Riley: HURRY, YOU COWS!
Commander Fox is hanging by two fingers.
Lt. Fox is on the twenty-fifth floor.
2ndLt. Riley: ALMOST THERE! RUN! RUN FOR A TEEN GIRL'S LIFE!
Lt. Fox is on the twenty-ninth floor.
2ndLt. Riley: COME ON!
Paige is hanging by one finger.
Lt. Fox is on the thirtieth floor and is climbing the ladder to the roof.
2ndLt. Riley: Get out of the elevator! Movemovemove!
Objective failed.
Cmdr. Fox: HELP!
Cpl. Brown: Gotcha!
Mission complete.
Cmdr. Fox: Thanks. Promoted to Staff Sergeant!
Cpl Brown: Thanks!
Cpt. Nikki: I'm okay now.
Pfc (Private First Class) Fox: HA! (He shoots Commander Fox.)
Cmdr. Fox: Jason, I'm gonna kill you! Nerdboy has gone rouge, repeat, Jason has gone rouge!
