A/N: This will be in Harry and Ginny's point of view Bold Italic=Ginny Italic= Harry

People never thought that dad would become Minister of Magic

Are you friggin kidding me?

Well he is obsessed with those muggle artifacts

People never thought that Ron would marry Hermione

They only fought every other day

People never thought that you would be on the World Cup quidditch team, Ginny

Let me guess, Draco and his little death eater freinds? They need to go play patty cake with their mommies before they take their naps, those big baby jerks!

NO ONE thought that Fred and George would open the Wheezes

I did(hoping that Ginny would not see the smirk on his face)

(But to much avail...)Wipe that smirk off your face, I know you gave George and ... F-Fred the money

Don't cry Gin, I did not mean it like that

Nobody ever thought that Bill would marry Fleur

Why not?

Because she was a stuck-up bitch that kept insulting my family, but she is okat now

No one thought that I would be head of the Auror office

That is not true, the Weasleys always had faith in you

Just like Hermione had faith in Ron driving a muggle car?

No one thought that Albus would marry Avery

Now that is about the most stupid thing I have ever heard

But you have lived with Ron all those years

Point taken

No one thought that Rose would ever end up marrying Scorpius

Did somebody say Ron Weasley?

I know exactly what you are thinking Ginevra

And what is that?

Let see, ron hated Scorpius from the day he was born 'cause he was Draco's son uyntil he found out that Scorpius had ended up in Gryffindor, Is that correct love?

Wow you are good at reading minds

I know, all those years flunking divination with Trelawney has really paid off

A/N: It seems as if all Potter women have very little tempers. Can you find all of the puns from AVPM( A Very Potter Musical for all of you that have not seen it). R&R please

-Therealginnyweasley13