A/N: Time for an update! I know I left with a cliffhanger, that left all… five of you reading this on the edge of your seats.

Red: I'll say

Black: C'mon, lets just get to it!

A/N: Disclaimer, I don't own-

Red: ANYTHING, HE OWNS SHIT NOTHING.

Black: There is boy x boy, all that jazz, blah blah blah, LETS GO!


Black's POV

"Wha… what?" Red stammered.

Wait… did I just say out loud what I was thinking? "At least I'm not going on about how sexy he looks, good thing that what I said before could be seen playful teasing… yeah… that's how I'll play it off, 'I was just messing around' or something like that… yeah… best plan ever…"

"Huh, what? He likes me?" Red starts in a hushed tone, like he's thinking out loud or something. "SWEET! Now I just need to play my cards right, and he's mine! I say, this plan is brilliant!"

"Oh, he's so cute when he thinks I can't hear him." Good thing I'm not thinking out loud… wait… then how did he know I liked him? "Fuuuuuck, we can both hear each other, can't we?"

He nods, then starts looking down at the ground blushing. God, he is so CUTE when he's embarrassed! But, I need to think of something to say and seal the deal… but what to say…

"So…" He starts "I-is the offer for making out still open?"

"You bet your sweet ass it is!"

Just then, I felt his lips smashing against mine. The sensation was unbelievable, it felt like I was floating! It didn't feel half this good with my old boyfriend! Red even tasted good! I had to get in that mouth oh his. I make a slight motion with my tounge, and he opened his mouth without hesitation. I then explored the wet cavern, tasting every inch of the space. We made out for a solid two minutes, I hated to pull away, but then again, oxygen is slightly more important than Red's lips.

"So… how… was that?" I asked, panting out of sheer lust.

"It… was… amazing!" He chimed. "So… what… does this make us?"

"Well, I believe we are still Black and Red, but I can't be entirely sure, gotta check a mirror first." I teased

"I mean, are we… dating?" His eyes lit up with anticipation. Damn, I can't refuse that face! I mean, I wasn't going to, but damn… SO CUTE!

"Sure, if you want." I found myself blushing at my answer. So simple, yet it alluded to so much.

"Awesome! I can't wait to tell everyone!" He cheered. Ooooh shit! Should we be telling people so soon? I mean, neither of us have officially come out yet.

"Umm, Honey? Could we hold off on telling everyone?" I pleaded.

"Fine, but we have to tell Green, I'd rather us tell him, rather than find us going at it like monkeys, and he though we were 'in trouble', y'know, from all the screaming and such, and we traumatize him."

"C'mon Red, you don't give me enough credit, I don't think I would get traumatized THAT easy." Green added from the hallway.

Shit, how long has he been watching us? The pervy little-

"Well Black, at least this saves us the awkwardness of telling him."

"And plus, I'm happy for the two of you! You will have beautiful ass-babies!"

(Red: wait… this show isn't Mpreg… is it?

A/N: That depends, are you gonna keep interrupting?

Red: I'll be good…)

"W…Will you just get out of here?" I protested.

"Sure, I'll just get out of your way." Green stated, backing up into his room.

"So… wanna get back to making out?" Red asked me coyly

"Ooooooooh yeah!"


MEANWHILE, AT THE LEGION OF DOOM…

"Thank you for joining me, gentlemen." Lance announced, standing at a podium in the middle of the room.

"What is this all about, Lance?" Giovanni asked, sounding obviously annoyed from the sudden meeting.

"It has come to my attention that a new battle frontier has opened up in the Isshu region, and also, it seems like all of the dex holders are attending."

"Not to sound like a downer, remember when Archie tried that, look what happened to him." Cyrus announced.

"Yes, yes, we are all VERY saddened by his and Maxie's deaths." Lance announced sarcastically. "But hey, we do have a new member."

"You sure do!" N announced, surprisingly excited about being inducted to the team. "So… what does this club do again?"

"Y'know, kill the dex holders, world domination, all that super-villain crap." Cyrus explained.

"Wait… I don't want to kill them! I barely know them!" N yelled in disgust.

"None of us had any quarrel with them, but they always came in to stop our plans in their tracks." Lance stated "What are your intentions, N?"

"I want to separate pokemon from their captors, and have them to be treated as friends!" N cheerfully chimed.

"Okay, that's ambitious, albeit a little gay, but it's ambitious!" Giovanni praised.

"Sounds like a rip off of me in season two…" Lance grumbled. "Nevertheless, even though you even have good intentions, they will stop you at every turn, and may even kill you in the process."

"Oh my god, that's awful!" N shrieked in horror "Why in god's name would they stop me? I'm just trying to free the pokemon!"

"That's just what they do, they thwart our plans." Cyrus said blatantly with a sigh.

"But, this plan can't fail." Lance started up, sounding confident. "But first, we need to bring back our old friend, Pryce…" And, just as he finished, he held up Pryce's old ice mask.

"How the hell are we supposed to bring him back, he died quite a while ago." Giovanni asked, sounding like his confidence in this plan was dwindling.

"Well, we're gonna need some help with that. It seems like Pryce left a chip in his mask, much like the other masks, but this one holds his personality, as a backup incase of a demise as untimely as his. If we could find someone to put this mask on, we'd have him back."

"We could use one of my grunts, would that work?" Cyrus questioned.

"Sadly, no. You're minions are too well trained and conditioned, they'd fight off his presence too easily. We would need a person that wasn't very well trained, and perhaps under the normal level of intelligence."

"Wait… I think I know someone who's minions may just fit the qualifications… But I'm gonna regret trying to talk to him again..." Giovanni grunted. "What's the fastest way to Orre?"


A/N: Ugh… I know it was short, kinda lame, blah blah blah… I just couldn't write this without it being short and awkward, but at least I introduced the antagonists.

Red: Oh, and by the way, thanks for cutting off our scene so early, we were able to do all sorts of nasty shit while you were playing with your legion of doom.

Black: *Walks out of his room, wearing only boxers* So Honey, ready for round two?

Red: OOOH HELLZ YEAH!

A/N: Just remember, I don't own pokemon, the characters of pokemon, or the fork of power (damn…). FLAMES BEGONE. I know this chapter sucked donkey nutz, but be nice when you're dishing out the "constructive criticism"