A bunch of changed short nursery rhymes.

I do not own the Vocaloids..

I will claim I don't own the nursery rhymes at the bottom because I will name all of them on the bottom.

Len Be Nimble

Len be nimble,

Len be quick,

Len fell on,

The candlestick.

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Kaito Kaito Ice Cream Eater

Kaito Kaito ice cream eater,
Had a Meiko, couldn't keep her!
He locked her in a prison cell,
And there he kept her very well!

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Len and Rin Went Up the Hill to Fetch a Pail of Whiskey

Len and Rin went up the hill to fetch a pail of whiskey
Len fell down and broke his banana
And Rin came tumbling after.
Up got Len, and home did trot
As fast as he could caper
He went to bed and bound his head
With vinegar and brown paper.

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Little Miss Meiko

Little Miss Meiko sat on a tuffet
Drinking her sake and wine,
Along came a Kaito,
Who sat down beside her
And was destroyed within seconds of arrival.

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Kaito had a little Len

Kaito had a little Len his fleece was white as snow;
And everywhere that Kaito went, the Len was sure to go.
It followed him to school one day, which was against the Rin;
It made the Mikus kill and destroy, to see a Len at school.
And so the Neru turned it out, but still it lingered near,
And waited patiently about till Kaito did appear.
"Why does the Len love Kaito so?" the eager Mikus cry;
"Why, Kaito loves the Len, you know" the Neru did reply.

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The Itsy Bitsy Kaito

Itsy Bitsy Kaito climbing up the spout
Down came the sake and washed the Kaito out
Out came the cellphone and dried up all the sake
Now Itsy Bitsy Kaito went up the spout again!

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Pop Goes the Kaito

Round and round the Mikuo bush
The Miku chased the Kaito.
The Miku stopped to pull up her socks
And Pop goes the Kaito.

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Shion Kaito

Shion Kaito met a Meiko going to the fair;
Said Shion Kaito to the Meiko "Let me taste your ware"
Said the Meiko to Shion Kaito "Show me first your Lenny"
Said Shion Kaito to the Meiko "Ma'am, I have not any!"

Well I hope you enjoyed my short nursery rhyme changes

The nursery rhymes were:

1. Jack be Nimble

2. Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater

3. Jack and Jill Went Up a Hill to Fetch a Pail of Water

4. Little Miss Muffet

5. Mary had a Little Lamb

6. The Itsy Bitsy Spider

7. Pop Goes the Weasel

8. Simple Simon

I do not own these nursery rhymes. D :