A bunch of changed short nursery rhymes.
I do not own the Vocaloids..
I will claim I don't own the nursery rhymes at the bottom because I will name all of them on the bottom.
Len Be Nimble
Len be nimble,
Len be quick,
Len fell on,
The candlestick.
--
Kaito Kaito Ice Cream Eater
Kaito Kaito ice cream
eater,
Had a Meiko, couldn't keep her!
He locked her in a
prison cell,
And there he kept her very well!
--
Len and Rin Went Up the Hill to Fetch a Pail of Whiskey
Len and Rin went up the
hill to fetch a pail of whiskey
Len fell down and broke his
banana
And Rin came tumbling after.
Up got Len, and home did
trot
As fast as he could caper
He went to bed and bound
his head
With vinegar and brown paper.
--
Little Miss Meiko
Little Miss Meiko sat
on a tuffet
Drinking her sake and wine,
Along came a Kaito,
Who
sat down beside her
And was destroyed within seconds of arrival.
--
Kaito had a little Len
Kaito
had a little Len
his
fleece was white as snow;
And everywhere that Kaito
went, the Len
was sure to go.
It followed him
to school one day, which was against the Rin;
It
made the Mikus
kill and destroy,
to see a Len
at school.
And so the Neru
turned it out, but still it lingered near,
And waited patiently
about till Kaito
did appear.
"Why does the Len
love Kaito
so?" the eager Mikus
cry;
"Why, Kaito
loves the Len,
you know" the Neru
did reply.
--
The Itsy Bitsy Kaito
Itsy
Bitsy Kaito
climbing up the spout
Down came the sake
and washed the Kaito
out
Out came the cellphone
and dried up all the sake
Now
Itsy Bitsy Kaito
went up the spout again!
--
Pop Goes the Kaito
Round and round the
Mikuo bush
The Miku chased the Kaito.
The Miku stopped to pull
up her socks
And Pop goes the Kaito.
--
Shion Kaito
Shion Kaito met a Meiko going to the fair;
Said Shion
Kaito to the Meiko "Let me taste your ware"
Said the
Meiko to Shion Kaito "Show me first your Lenny"
Said
Shion Kaito to the Meiko "Ma'am, I have not any!"
Well I hope you enjoyed my short nursery rhyme changes
The nursery rhymes were:
1. Jack be Nimble
2. Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
3. Jack and Jill Went Up a Hill to Fetch a Pail of Water
4. Little Miss Muffet
5. Mary had a Little Lamb
6. The Itsy Bitsy Spider
7. Pop Goes the Weasel
8. Simple Simon
I do not own these nursery rhymes. D :
