Thankyou to all the people who have been reading and reviewing this.
However many of the reviews are subject to a topic, which has personally, been very irritating to me.
The sub headings at the start of each little section, denoting whose perspective it is, are staying in the first two chapters. Get over it. It's easier to keep them there. I will however emit them from future chaps.
For all the people asking or speculating about my judgment in the matter or the reasoning it is simple. When I first posted this fic there were some ignorant readers who could not tell one persons perspective from another; this is why I labelled them.
So all you people with a superiority complex out there…just be glad you can understand. For the idiots out there…be more grateful you lazy arses.
As an aside: I have to write the stereotypical D. Gray Man disclaimer.
I do not own D. Gray Man. It belongs to Katsura Hoshino.
If I owned it there would be more
Yullen love
Laven love (and just more Yaoi and shonen-ai action altogether).
Hot naked bodies.
Panty flipping.
Revealing clothes.
Killing of NOAH
Sleeping. (As in dreaming…though I don't mind the other kind either). Allen is so cute when he sleeps!
And finally. Just more D. Gray Man.
Laving Allen- Chapter threeThat was awesome. Who knew I was such a good kisser? Oh wait…. I did. But who knew Allen was a great kisser too?
"So Allen now for the second part. Who was the best kiss?"
Lavi was sure it was going to be him. I mean their kiss lasted much longer than the others.
"Well?"
"Timcampy." Allen said grinning.
"WTF?" They stared at him.
"When and why did you do that?" Kanda yelled.
"While you were all distracted, and technically you said I had to kiss everybody in the room. Tim has a body."
Allen was starting to get suspicious. There had been an abnormal amount of strange occurrences in the past couple of weeks. Not that those strange occurrences aren't abnormal themselves; there had just been a larger amount of them then usual. Averages from past records have proven that there are usually three occurrences in a week that can be interpreted as strange within the black order. Allen had done a lot of research into the matter. Therefore it was obviously something to be worried about when there were at least two occurring everyday.
Take the stalking for instance. Was it really so much to ask to be able to go to the bathroom by yourself? Apparently it was; because for the last couple of days Allen had been tailed by a number of his close friends into one of the places he treasured privacy the most.
Allen first started noticed this phenomena starting when he met Kanda in the hot springs. This was unusual as Kanda had a routine he followed. This routine allowed him to bath at a different time to everybody else (seeing as it was usually around three in the morning when Kanda bathed Allen was not too surprised he had the baths to himself).
Allen became even more suspicious of Kanda's actions, when after exchanging their usual argumentative banter; Kanda actually started a conversation on a sociably viable topic.
This topic was kind of ironic in retrospect because it was about the order not having private bathrooms installed.
The second time this happened was when Lavi tried to come into Allen's shower saying he wanted to see something. That is never a good sign with the red head so Allen was quick to escape with his dignity intact.
Johnny, Reever, Komui, even Lenalee had all been suspicious in their bathroom activities. Especially Lenalee.
Why can't I ever have a normal day to myself? Allen thought as he considered these events.
"Why exactly have we been doing this baka Usagi?" an angry Japanese man asked his alleged friend.
"Easy Yu-chan." Lavi replied.
Lavi was careful to duck before Kanda removed his head. "Don't call me by my first name!" Kanda grated.
"Shhhh!" Lenalee tried to hush the irate swordsman. "I want to hear what Lavi was trying to say."
Lavi sighed. "Really Yu, it is quite simple. What we are trying to do is to freak the kid out."
Lenalee and Kanda sweat dropped. "That is all we were trying to do?" Lenalee asked.
"Why did it have to involve us intruding on his baths, all wearing green clothes one day, and filling all of Allen's shoes with flower? Not to mention all the other things we did."
Lavi sighed again. "Well wouldn't you feel uncomfortable with everybody stalking you in the baths?"
"Che…"
"I suppose."
"If you want to see how uncomfortable it could be you could always invite me into the female baths. I'm sure nobody would mind."
Lenalee was just about to retreat from the figure she had just maimed with her clipboard; when she saw the subject of their conversation approaching.
"Hello Allen, how are you today?"
The boy stopped so he could address her. "It has been alright so far, breakfast was especially good today. Jerry outdid himself."
"Anything odd being happening, Moyashi-chan?" Lavi asked sidling up to the boy.
He slung an arm around his shoulders. "You know you can talk to us about anything, we're you friends."
Allen's transitory horns came out. "Have you been up to something Lavi? Are you the reason people have been acting odd?"
Lavi gave him an amused look. "Why whatever do you mean?"
"You know what I mean. Lenalee, Kanda, do you know anything about what has been going on?"
"Che"
"…."
"That's not an answer!"
He was sure Lavi was behind it. Why was he being so weird? Friends his arse, Allen wanted to know what was happening.
He sighed. "Can you just please stop the nonsense? It's really creeping me out."
"I'll make everybody stop on one condition." Lavi grinned.
Damn Allen knew it was all Lavi's idea. "What?" he asked frowning.
"You have to play another game with us."
Another game honestly. Why couldn't Lavi just ask if he wanted to play? Though seeing as it was Lavi, Allen thought the game must be perverted or going to get them into copious amounts of trouble.
"I guess I'll play then. What game is it?"
Lavi was truly smiling like a madman now. Allen had to restrain himself from running away screaming. He did however remove Lavi's arm from around his shoulder. He knew that smile, it had erupted right before Lavi had made them pain Kanda's room pink.
"Oh," Lavi said. "It's only a little game of 'I never'."
Allen frowned again. "That sounds familiar. I wonder why?"
Kanda snorted and Lenalee laughed. "It's a very popular game Allen."
"How do you play it?"
"Simple." Lavi said once again placing an arm over the shorter boys should. "I say 'I never' and then add on something I have never done. Like 'I never…had the hots for Komui'. Then everybody who has done that before takes a drink."
This sparked Allen's attention. "A drink of what, exactly?"
"Kanda, Lenalee grab him!"
The three of them, to prevent him from escaping, then manhandled Allen to Lavi's room. Ignoring the pleas of the boy for mercy they reached their destination.
"I don't think I want to play anymore." Allen said pathetically while they pushed him through the door.
Rei; "Great! Now all the readers have made me rife with righteous indignation."
Kanda; *snort* "How exactly is it righteous?"
Rei; "I don't know it just is."
Allen; "I think she said that just so she would sound smart."
Rei; "No shit Sherlock. What do you think I was doing for the whole first section of this story?"
Allen; "No comment. Kanda?"
Kanda; " Che…no comment. Ask the baka Usagi?"
Lavi; "being a bitch, with an inferiority complex."
Allen & Kanda; "He fell for the trap."
Rei; " That's it. I give up. I finally trained Kanda not to insult me but now I have to train a rabbit too?"
Kanda; "…"
Lavi; "Let's use whips!"
Allen; "Oooh…and chocolate."
Rei; "I think I've warped him."
