Thanks everyone for the reviews! You keep the spirit of Jenova alive and well in our hearts!!! I'll be writing back to you guys before the story now, but I promise I'll keep it minimum. Here we go:
xxtHe ScARleT iBisxx-- ::wipes the soda off her face:: I'm glad I made someone laugh out loud. It's hard to do that for any writer.
Yunichi—WOO! Long live Jenovaism! Join the club! Hope you like the new chapter!
AshNovember—I SAW that shirt and now I want it very badly. I think I'll just end up making one instead. Oh, well.
Rinkurocks—Gracias, amigo. He is so innocent, isn't he? Just wait till you read THIS chapter!
Disclaimer: Blah, blah, blah. You know the drill. I don't own Kadaj, but I own his black murky water. It is kept in a bottle next to my bed. It smells lovely.
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May 3rd
Dear Diary,
Have taken a liking to one of the new Jenova Witnesses.
She says her name is Mina.
I said her name was too hard to remember, so I have dubbed her Alice.
Kadaj
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May 5th
Dear Diary,
Alice is interested in men with silver hair and sexy voices.
So am I.
I'm interested in that man who stares back at me through the mirror.
Kadaj
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May 6th
Dear Diary,
Yazoo says its dangerous to form relationships with your followers.
I told him to shut up, and that I was NOT forming 'relationships' with certain female followers.
Kadaj
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May 7th
Dear Diary,
Alice has offered to dye her hair silver and become a member of the Jenova Council.
I refused gently.
She said I had no need to throw a tantrum like a three year old, and asked why.
I told her the strict commandment of Jenovaism: Only men with silver hair are allowed on the Jenova Council.
Alice pointed out that this commandment was written in crayon in my handwriting, instead of being typed like the others.
I told her to shut up.
Kadaj
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May 8th
Dear Diary,
Have been formulating a plan to include Alice in Jenova's "Great Coming".
So far, it involves a needle, some Jenova cells, and Alice.
Yazoo noted that this sounded strangely, like what happened to our brother, Sephiroth.
I beg to differ.
Kadaj
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May 9th
Dear Diary,
Alice asks if this will be like the whole Sephiroth-Hojo thing.
I, once again, told her no.
She seemed disappointed in a way.
I asked her if this was about sex, and she said no and rolled her eyes.
I'm majorly confused.
Kadaj
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May 10th
Dear Diary,
Am suspecting that Alice is after my nuts.
She asked for some of my honey-roasted peanuts today, and I ran away screaming "NOOOO!!!"
She then asked if I had any other nuts, which I promptly said no to.
I asked her if this was once again about copulating with me, and she muttered something about me being in denial.
Huh? ME in DENIAL?
Kadaj
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May 11th
Dear Diary,
Have written new commandments. They read as followed:
#1: Thou hath only ONE Jenova. Not five or six, just one.
#2: Thou shalt worship Jenova all the time. Along with the High Priest.
#3: Thou shalt not be afraid of baptismal waters.
#4: Love thyself as you love your High Priest.
#5: Ridicule Loz whenever possible.
#6: Thou shalt not eat chocolate chip cookies without sharing with Kadaj first.
#7: Mother is not your actual mother. But she is God.
#8: Never out-sexy The Jenova Council.
Kadaj
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May 12th
Dear Diary,
Yazoo says my commandments stray from the true meaning of Jenovaism.
I told him I thought this WAS what it was about. Like Christmas is about presents.
Loz wanted a Christmas-like holiday in Jenovaism.
Happy Lozmas.
Kadaj
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May 13th
Dear Diary,
After being distracted from my plan for Alice, I have reentered the planning stages.
Have decided to stage a second coming of Jenova.
Alice will make a nice Jenova.
Maybe.
Kadaj
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May 14th
Dear Diary,
Have revealed my plan to other Jenova Witnesses.
They liked the plan.
Alice especially liked it.
Kadaj
