The third chapter of Akatsuki Bloopers!

Your voice of Reason.


"Itachi... What the hell are you doing?" Kisame peered into Itachi's room. The Uchiha was wearing glasses and dissecting a rabbit.

"What does it appear I am doing?" Itachi asked, not looking up from his work.

"But why are you doing it?" Kisame asked, walking into the room.

"To see if it ate my contacts."

Kisame gaped.


Nara : Yes, I know. It was short. Bite me.

Itachi : I do not wear contacts! (Something falls out of his eye and lands on the ground.)

Nara : You sure?

I am there, but you don't see me.
I give you advice, but you don't know me.
And I will drop by to see you again.
For I am Your voice of Reason.