sonic was so addicted to masturbating, optimus prime tried to help by giving his hedgehog friend a roblowjob. sonic could feel his penis under the pressure of the robot master's robomouth that he came urine and peed all over optimus's face.
"cum cum cum again," prime said.
"my asshole hurts," sonic said. "something is very wrong."
"then let us go to the doctor," optimus answered.
they went to see dr. mario, who was busy fondling patient's genitals. he's not a real doctor, but for some reason, people forget that.
"you gotta help me, doctor," sonic said.
"let me check inside your asshole," dr. mario said. he fisted sonic long and hard, which made both of them achieve erections.
"I'm going to help," Optimus said, and fisted Sonic as well.
"I figured it out," Dr. Mario said.
"You did?" Sonic asked.
"You have cancer," Dr. Mario. "Ass cancer."
"Oh no," he said. "How long do I have left?"
"Five months," Dr. Mario replied. "I suggest letting everyone you have ever cared about know."
"Oh God, oh my god," Optimus Prime said, "I'm so sorry."
"I love you Optimus Prime," Sonic said.
"I love you too," Optimus said. "No matter what happens, we will get through this together."
They left the hospital and went home, planning for what was going to happen next.
Also, Sonic smoked a ton of weed. Legalize it.
