Act 3
The curtain opens and shows Draco sitting on a green throne and Ron standing next to him.
Draco: I've decided to change the course of history so that mudbloods will be used as slaves.
Ron: Is that wise?
Draco: It was your idea.
Ron: What about Hermione?
Draco: A pureblood's in love with a mudblood.
Hermione: Ron?
Draco: Laugh with me.
Nobody laughed so Draco took out his wand.
Draco: If you don't laugh, I will turn you into one thing that wizards fear the most.
Ron: It can't be.
Harry: What is it?
Ron: It's to dreadful to speak of.
Harry: Since this is a musical, maybe you can tell us through song.
Ron: I'm not good at singing.
Harry: Malfoy can't sing. Do he care?
Draco: I have the voice of an angel.
Harry: you sound like a choirboy, rather than an rockstar.
Draco: Well, that's why you're a poopy head.
Harry: What are you, four?
Drac: Four hundred.
Harry: Ron can you tell us?
Ron: It'll be painful but I'll try. Here goes.
We wizards fear this more than you-know-who
But you do not have a clue
It's rectangular and small
But it scares us all
Harry: What is it?
Ron: I'm done with this song
I know that I am wrong
I might even get socked
It is a lunchbox
Harry looked at Ron and laughed.
Harry: A lunchbox? You got to be kidding.
Ron: It's not funny, their evil.
Harry: Ha Ha Ha, you're playing right?
Ron had a serious look on his face.
Harry: You're not. Why are they evil?
Ron: They decieve you. When I was little I saw a lunchbox sitting on our table. I thought there was something in it. When I opened it, this was nothing in there.
Someone in the audience shouted "Nooooooooooooooooo!"
Draco: Now that you know the story, I've changed my mind. Instead of changing history, I'm going to change every mudblood into...
Draco flicked his wand and mysterious music played, then came DUN! DUN! DUN!
Draco: Lunchboxes. Mwha ha ha ha ha!
Ron: Hermione.
Ron fainted. Harry started laughing.
Cho: Harry, I have bad news.
Harry: What?
Cho: I'm also a muggle-born.
Harry turned to look at Draco and yelled at him.
Harry: Damn you Salazar. Damn you and your lunchboxes!
A/N: I made Cho a muggle-born because JK never told us what is was. Besides she needs to get turned into a lunchbox for what she did to Harry in the 5th book when they was on their date.
