Alvin's Lesson 3
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Alvin lay on his bed miserably. He didn't want to stay a girl for the rest of his life but he didn't want to listen to Brittany either. If he did, he would probably have to go shopping, wear showy clothing and eat barely anything. All of a sudden he started crying. What's wrong with me? He thought to himself. I've never cried about simple things like this before! Alvin then made himself stop crying and decided to call Brittany and tell her answer to her question.
"Hello? Alvin, is that you?"
"Yes, listen can I talk to Jeannette about the potion you guys gave me yesterday?"
"Hang on a sec." Alvin waited about ten seconds until Jeannette got on the phone.
"Hello? You wanted to know about the potion? Well, every other three hours, you get more and more of the characteristics of a girl. If you wait too long to get treated, then you'll stay a girl forever. Oh and, you only have two weeks to get back to normal."
"I also called to tell you I accept your offer. I want to get back to normal before anybody besides you three finds out. I would definitely hate to see Simon's face when he discovers his brother is a girl. I would never hear the end of it! Theodore and Dave would try and help me but Simon would make fun and laugh all day long."
"What makes you think he would do that? When you had problems in life didn't he help you?"
"Jeannette that was when we were little kids. Now he basically ignores me. Sometimes I doubt he even likes me anymore." Jeannette shook her head at Alvin's remark even though she knew he couldn't see her over the phone.
"Come over and be here in fifteen minutes. And dress in the clothes Brittany gave you. Make sure nobody sees you though." And after she said that she hung up immediately. Alvin quickly hurried and put on the clothes and the scrunchie he found on the floor. He rushed through the door before anyone could see him. When he got there sixteen minutes later, he saw Brittany standing on the doorway with her arms crossed.
"You're spending the night. I already checked with Dave and he said it was fine. I'm going to teach you how to be a girl while Jeannette is going to teach you how to be a kinder person. Eleanor is spending the night at your house. Right now I get to have you first while Jeannette talks to Simon about chemicals and things like that."
Conversation between Jeannette and Simon…
"So Simon, you're saying that most chemicals always have a bad, pungent smell?"
"Yes I am. Have you been hanging out with my brother lately?"
"Why do you ask?"
"Lately he's been acting dour and eccentric. He's also been surly and slightly cunning. He's not his usual cantankerous, exuberant self. I think that you've did something to change his attitude or something…"
"He told me that you barely even listen to him or even acknowledge his presence. He believes that you don't even like him any more. Do you know what he's talking about?" Simon face suffused in color. He knew what she was talking about; he just didn't want to talk about it. So he decided to play dumb.
"I don't know what you're talking about; Alvin and I talk all the time. We have our fights but we have a pretty good relationship." Jeannette knew he was lying by the tone of his voice. She shook her head and told Simon she would talk later. She then decided to see if Alvin was here or not. When she saw he was, she was astonished to see Alvin wearing make up and a pony tail holder. His hair was neatly brushed and his nails were a pinkish reddish color. He was wearing blue eye liner and had red lipstick on. He had a name tag on his shirt that read: Alvina.
"I wanted his name to be Aliana!"
"Too bad Brittany, his name is going to be Alvina!" Jeannette opened her mouth to argue back then she realized how silly she sounded. She just said that he would go by both names. Brittany agreed with her and stood back and admired her work.
"Okay, it's my turn now Brittany!" Jeannette said while dragging the new and improved "Alvina" away. Alvin didn't say a word. At Jeannette's room, she started giving Alvin everyday questions and asked the way he would react to those things.
"Someone accidentally takes your paper. He gives it back and it's soaking wet. What do you do?"
"I grab him by the collar and tell him to give me his paper."
"Okay, one of your brothers falls down all of the stairs, what do you do?"
"I step on him on the way down. I wouldn't do that to Theodore though, only Simon, he deserves it."
"Alrighty, you try out for a certain sport but you don't make the team for some reason. What do you do?"
"I beg the coach to let me in and won't stop bothering him until he does."
"Okay, bedtime. Tomorrow I'll teach you the right answers to those questions." Alvin went to bed wondering what torturous things he would have to go through tomorrow. He hated having to listen to girls, especially girls like Brittany and Jeannette.
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