Chapter Two: Toady One Kanobi
"But," Luigi stammered. "Your'e just the old hobo Toadsworth, who lives up on Corona Mountain? I can't believe your'e alive. You must be soooooooo old!"
"Why I never!" Toady One Kanobi began. "Alright, I'm old. But I am a Jedi Master. Come with me." They began to walk back to the plaza.
"I haven't been called Toady One Kanobi since the Koopa Wars..." Toady said.
"You fought in the Clone Wars?" Luigi Skywalker asked and gaped at him with his mouth wide open. "Did you know my father? HUH! DIDYA DIDYA DIDYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?"
"SHUT UP YOU..." Toady took a few seconds to calm down. "Sorry," he said after he had composed himself. "It's just that, I haven't gone by the ways of a Jedi for years...Now to answer your stupid questions, yes I fought in the Clone Wars, and I did know your father. He was like a son to me.." Toady trailed off and Luigi thought he saw tears in his eyes.
"Why are you so sad? HUHH?" Luigi started. "OH MY GOSH! I know! My father died and you must be really sad because he was your son.." Luigi paused for a second and then gasped. "OH MY GOODNESS! This old geezer must be my grandpa!"
"Oh my," said Threepio. "I cannot believe one who fought in the Clone Wars is your father's father which he would be your grandfather, and his father-"
"SHUT UP!" Toady yelled again. "He was not my son. But I do know who killed your father. An evil jedi named Darth Waluigi betrayed the Jedi Knights and killed your father."
Luigi finally remembered why they had been looking for the old man. "Here," he said while pointing at R2-D2. "There is a message for you on this!" He pushed a button on the small droid and an image of Princess Peach appeared on the screen.
"Help me Toady One Kanobi, you're my only hope. Help me Toady One Kanobi, you're my only hope. Help me Toady One-"
"OH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Luigi yelled and slammed his fist down on the small droid. The message shut off.
"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!" Toady One Kanobi began pacing back and forth ranting.
"WHAT!" Luigi asked franticlly. "Do you know her? Is she in trouble? What's happening?"
"That screen," Toady replied. "Has high definition and surround sound!" Luigi rolled his eyes at the odd Toad and said, "No, do you know that Princess?"
"No," Toady replied. "But I'm pretty sure she is in the Rebel alliance, because she knows my old Jedi name. Oh," The Toad added. "I was recently at your house after saving you from those mutant Piantas. And your aunt and uncle...are dead."
"Okay then," said Luigi with absolutely no emotion. "Well...where do we go now? How do we find this Princess?"
"The only place to find a ride to where she is captured," Toady One Kanobi said. "Is Rogueport."
End Chapter Two
