That lasted a good two weeks, before I realized how pointless it was and removed them. There was no hope now, and I had to accept it.
After going through every single fantasy I had about how I would punish my enemies, I started to detail all of my exact plans for how the LAN of Retribution will play out.
On the day before the LAN of Retribution, I will start the First Phase of my vengeance: Silently killing as many players as I can around the LAN by luring them to where i'm staying through some form of trickery. The first people I would have to kill are my two teammates, to secure the entire place for myself as my personal torture and killing chamber. After that, I will start luring players into my apartment, knock them out with a hammer, and slit their throats. I will torture some of the ones with good DM before I kill them, assuming that they had the best teams. All of that fragging they had in life, I will punish by fragging them back. I have lived a life of pain and fat-kidding,
and it was time to bring that pain to people who actually deserve it. I will cut them, spam their LFT's, strip all the skin off their flesh, and send my friends to fuck their profiles and reputation all over while they are still alive, as well as any other form of torture I could possibly think of. When they are dead, I will behead them and keep their heads in a bag, for their heads will play a major role in the final phase. This First Phase will represent my vengeance against all of the players who have had amazing teams while I ve had to suffer. Things will be fair once I make them suffer as I did. I will finally even the score.
The Second Phase will represent my War on ETF2L Admins. I will punish all admins for the crime of being so unfair to me. They have given me major warnings, falsely of course, for my entire career, and let other players get away with their actual wrong-doings.
I cannot kill every single admin on earth, but I can deliver a devastating blow that will shake all of them to the core of their wicked hearts to the point where they decide to resign. I will attack the very admins who represent everything I hate in their circlejerk: The ones that love anime the most. I know exactly where they're staying and I ve sat outside it in my car to stalk them many times. They are all spoiled, heartless, wicked bitch weaboos. They think they are superior to me, and if I ever tried to ask one about a name change or anything similiar,
they would reject me cruelly and humiliate me for it. I will sneak into their place on the LAN of retribution, and slaughter every single one of them with my guns and knives. If I have time, I will set their whole place on fire. Then we shall see who the superior one really is!
The Final Phase of the LAN of Retribution will be my ultimate showdown in the streets of the UK.
On the morning before, I will drive down to my other teammate, Condawg's place to kill him, denying him of the chance to surpass me, I'll have to murder Smirre too, as he'll be in the way. Once I ve taken care of my former teammates, I will call a taxi, steal the car and drive it back up to my place. I will use it as one of my killing machines against my enemies.
After I have killed all of the weeb admins, I will quickly get into the the car before the police arrive, assuming they would arrive within 3 minutes. I will then make my way to where i63 itself is taking place, splattering as many of my enemies as I can with the car when I get there, and shooting anyone I don t splatter. I can only imagine how sweet it will be to ram the vehicle into all of those groups of popular top-players who I ve always witnessed talking shit in Pugchamp and MGE as if they are better than everyone else. When they are writhing in pain, their bodies broken and dying after I splatter them, they will fully realize their crimes.