Keychain phrase of the day- "You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're ugly." I know it's mean; I bought that keychain when I was in a bad mood. And now it hangs from my house key (and soon to be, car key. ^.~) I don't own Inu Yasha, but I am studying his time period at school right now!



Chapter 3: Love Is Alternative





The golden arrow hit Naraku square in the back and disappeared inside him without a wound. His eyes flashed gold and he dropped to his knees in surprise. He lifted his baboon hood and put a hand over his mouth, he closed his eyes and said, "I feel funny."

"Well there's a huge change of pace for you." Inu Yasha said.

Kagome looked at Shippou who stood with his bow raised and a triumphant look on his face.

"Good job, Shippou-chan!" she said.

"Thank you, Kagome!" he smiled and blushed.

Inu Yasha went over to Naraku, "Let's get him while he's still stunned." He said. He pulled Naraku up and locked his arms. "Go ahead and purify him Kagome."

Kagome stood in front of Naraku and drew an arrow. He opened his eyes and looked up at her.

Her eyes widened, 'What's that face he's making? I've never seen his face like that!'

"Wow," Naraku said to himself. He looked at her with moved shock. "Kikyo's got nothing on her!"

"What?!" Inu Yasha was probably the only one who heard him.

Naraku got up and walked over towards Kagome, she was too confused to raise her bow and arrow in time. Naraku took the hand that was on the handle of the bow. She dropped the bow in her fear and shock. He did a gentlemanlike bow and kissed her hand. Everyone kind of stared in shock. He smiled up at her and winked. She blushed a little, but not a lot.

"What's he doing?" Sango asked Miroku.

"He's being out of character." He said.

"Well he's getting a little too friendly!" Inu Yasha stormed over to Naraku. "Get away from her you piece of slime!"

Naraku glanced at Inu Yasha then back to Kagome, "I'll see YOU later." He said. And he disappeared in a cloud of misma.

Kagome stared after him and said, "I never knew he could act so sophisticated."

"He's NOT sophisticated! He's Naraku!" Inu Yasha shouted. He glared at the direction that Naraku disappeared. 'That baboon clad demon is pushing it!' he thought.

They went back to looking for shards of the jewel. Inu Yasha walked behind Kagome so he could "watch" her.

"I don't get it," Shippou asked. He sat on Miroku's shoulder as he walked next to Sango. "Why would Naraku all of a sudden take a sudden interest in Kagome? I thought he liked Kikyo!"

"So did I!" Sango said.

"I guess he had a change in heart." Miroku said.

Inu Yasha's eyes lit up, "THAT'S IT! Miroku, I'd tell you I loved you, but I'm not that kind of guy!" he grabbed Kagome and flew off.



He landed on a high hill and set her down. "What is your problem!? Why are we here?!?" she said.

"Just watch," he said. He looked up into the sky and shouted. "Hey, Writerlady! I'm calling you here!"

...

....

I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME!!! I DON'T WANT TO BUY ANY WiCKER ENDTABLES!!!

"You wish! It's Inu Yasha, you dork!" Inu Yasha shouted.

Oh!..Inu Yasha! What's shaken'?

"What's up with Naraku? Why is he all of a sudden being so nice to Kagome?" he asked.

Nice is one way to put it. ^^

"Well? What's up?" he asked.

....Sorry! Can't help you! =P

"You know, you're a real help!" he shouted sarcastically.

Well what do you expect me to do? Give the ending away?

"Well you could at least give us a hint-"

.....Do think I would actually tell you that I sent for help after you abused Kagome?

OO "YOU WHAT?!"

Eep! I shouldn't have said that!

"What "help" did you send for?!"

Sorry, I gotta go. I've already said too much. ;;;;

"Wait! Wait you can't just-!"

"Let's go Inu Yasha, she's gone!" Kagome said.

"That b*tch!" he growled.

A bolt of lightening hit the ground in front of him.

I heard that you albino wannabe! Get outta here before I put you in a lemon with Sango!

"EEK!" Inu Yasha said. He picked up Kagome and leaped off.



The next morning, Kagome woke up to find a sweet smelling scroll lain on her backpack. They were attacked to a shiny black stone. She picked up the scroll and read it:

Dear Kagome,

Good Morning, it was hard to find you last night. I believe Inu Yasha is trying to hide your trail from me.

I don't know what happened, but while I was fighting Inu Yasha yesterday, I realized how beautiful you are.

I took this obsidian stone and put a spell on it. Whenever you put it against a hanyo's skin, it will purify him. (Heh!)

-Naraku

Kagome sweatdropped and held the obsidian in her hand. 'Inu Yasha's going to be pissed.' She thought. All of a sudden he snatched it from her hand and read it.

"Hey!" Kagome shouted.

"Feh!" he crumbled it up and tossed it over his shoulder. "The jackass thinks he's pretty clever."

Kagome glared at him.

"When the others wake up," he said. "We'll find him and kill him."



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So, does it live up to the standards of the first story? Tell me what you think! I must know!