Thanks for the reviews! WOW- I have had a lot of fun writing this story! AND I just got a really good idea for a one-shot, even though I hate reading and writing one-shots (Why I haven't written a oneshot yet) But this chapter is short, only because i write better in shorter chapters. I might only have one more chapter to this, so READ and REVIEW :D


"Your an it"

"Bwahaha!"

"Go away!"

"Make me!"

Cole and Leah were fighting again, but laughing all the way. They fought like two best friends would fight,m except this was between a boy and a girl, and they looked each other in the eyes while doing it.

Straight in the eyes, in a loving way that neither of them would come to terms with.

"Don't talk to me!"

Sam chuckled to herself. But wait, she could think they liked each other, becuase that would mean she and Freddie liked each other, and-well he didn't like her back. Point blank. Nothing was ever going to change the fact that he ws not into girls like her, like this. She wasn't a flower. She was like the disgusting weed that killed all the pretty flowers in the garden, and then all the children cried because all of their pretty flowers had been overtaken by the disgusting weed.

Yup, that was her.

Sam admitted to herself she liked him a bit, but she knew that he did not like her back. She was the weed. He wanted the flower.

He, being the nice guy that he was, was never going to go for her, the weed. He deserved so much better than her.


Freddie sighed. So maybe he did like Sam, just a little bit, but she would never go out with him. She wanted the bad boys. He was a geeky Freddie. She was so beautifuly. She deserved more than him.


At school the next day, Freddie was approached at his locker by Cora Gagnon. She had brown hair, hazel eyes, and perfect teeth. She was a flower.

"Hey Freddie!" She said smiling. He smiled back at her. Girls like Cora never paid any attention to guys like him. Even with his infatutation with Sam still on the rise, he couldn't help but be happy.

"I was wondering if you wanted to go out sometime!"

"Sure," said Freddie, not turning down a date with a pretty girl that just might take his mind off of Sam. "I can show you the iCarly studio, tonight?"

"Sure!" she said. She giggled, and walked away to her little pack of popular friends.

Carly and Sam had seen the whole thing, and were now walking up to Freddie. Sam had a look of somewhat sadness on her face, while Carly just looked shocked.

"You're going on a date with Cora Gagnon?" said Carly. "She is a total slut! I'm surprised she isn't pregnant by now! And she is a total insensitve rhymes with witch! She has made guys cry! Even Toby Mackson, and he's a buff football player!"

"Relax," said Freddie. "We're not doing much of everything. I'm just going to show her the iCarly studio. I'm sure you two will be lagging around somewhere near there."

"Just stay a Virgin!"

"No promises!"

"FREDDIE!"

"I was just joking!"

"Don't kid me-"

"Okay, I am so very sorry and it really hurts my heart that i have fooled you so. I promise, I will never do anything like that ever again-mom."

"Don't call me your mother, Fredward!"

"Only my mom and Sam call me Fredward, Carly!"

"Ugh!"

"Ugh!"


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