A/N: Parental Guidence in advised.

Chapter 3 two drunken Phantoms, The silent dude, and The Normal guy.


Skye, Sinister and Salem walked to the blue bar the 'chosen place of party.' as said in Salem's own words. There they would meet up with Jack (Claire made him go) and from there do whatever Salem said (this is going to get high-larious!).

"So, dude…do you know of any hot chick's in this place?" Asked salem out of the blue.

"Seriously do you have to have to start everything with sex!" Groaned Skye.

"I didn't say anything about sex I was just asking if you knew any hot girls so I could have a date for your wedding!" Salem defended.

"Which would lead to?" Asked Skye.

"Sex…" salem said in a small voice.

They arrived at the Blue bar shortly after. They walked inside and found a table to sit at. Soon Muffy came up with her happy-go-lucky blonde smile plastered on her face.

"Hello ther may I take your orders!?" She asked cheerily.

"Yeah…I'll have a hurricane, and sex with you in the back in about ten minutes?" Salem said giving her that pimp smile. Sinister grunted, Skye sighed, and Muffy looked around, then whispered into Salem's ear.

"And what will you two have?" She asked perkily.

"Just give me strait Alcohol." Said Sinister.

"Umm, Okay." Muffy wrote it down. "And you?" She looked at Skye.

"I'll have Pirate Booze in a pitcher." She wrote it down. Then ran off.

"Looks like I have a date with a cute blonde." Said Salem with that pimp smile of his, and turned to look at Sin. "And dude strait alcohol? If you weren't undead that stuff would have killed you." All the comment did was make Sin grunt and smirk a little.

"Salem, if you weren't undead you'd die of STDs, seriously you don't want to know how many people Muffy's had sex with." Skye laughed.

"Oh Skye I know how you'd die if you weren't undead, the girl of yours would kill you!" Laughed Salem. The door opened and Skye turned to see Jack walking in.

"What's with all the farmers in this place dude?" Said Salem.

"That's Claire's friend Jack. Hey!" Skye waved for him to come sit.

"Okay, not ganna ask about the dude with spike on his head." Said Jack sitting next to Skye.

Later Muffy came back with the drinks, and Jack ordered a beer.

A couple hours and some(like 20) drinks later…

"Ey, Shkye, how'd you jew get Shlaire to like jew?" Asked Jack in a drunken Twang.

"I dunno maybe it's cause I'm a bloody phantom from bloody ell!" That's right when Skye gets drunk he act ridiculously British, and blabs all his secrets.

"Ey jew know dat guy dat was jusht here?" Jack asked.

"Shalem? E's aving ex with that waitress chick?" Said Skye taking another swig.

"Dude dats right! I love you man!" Said Jack wrapping a arm around Skye's shoulder, and. They flew their free arms into the air and starting singing Show me the way to go home!.

A couple of more drinks and hours later…

Jack, lay on the table passed out with his shirt missing. Skye is passed out on a stole in an awkward possession also missing his shirt, and his shoes. Sinister had left a while ago, and Salem is out side naked behind a couple of barrels with Muffy on top of him in the same situation.

A/N: Theese two chapters go to Fantasy is Now Non Fiction!