Disclaimer - The rights to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and its characters belong to DHX Media Vancouver, Hasbro Studios, and Lauren Faust, and any others associated with the show. No profit is being made by this fanfiction, this is just for fun and so I'm not addicted to watching anymore episodes of this show, haha... Also, Total Drama and its characters belong to Fresh TV, Teletoon, and any others associated with the show.


Chapter 03 - Season 1: A Hoof Up In the Race

"Last time on Total Pony Island" Discord said "Are campers had to do there first challenge, which I don't even think you can call a challenge. How about death trap? Anyways, after many painful jumps, and even scarier throws, the Screaming Parasprites won the first part of the first challenge. They thought they'd get an advantage, but they were so wrong, and Gilda was SO mad. The actual challenge was a raft race, and once again, the Screaming Parasprites won the race. Unfortunately, the Breezie's boat broke after Trixie and Rainbow Dash had a major aguing session. During the marshmallow ceremony, there were only 2 campers left, Trixie and RD. Trixie ended up getting the boot, and boy was she angry! What will the next challenge be? Who will be the next to go home? Find out, on Total.. Pony.. Island!


It was 6:00 am and the campers were still tucked in their beds. I mean, it IS summer after all

Discord comes out of his cabin (which is in much better condition than the teams' ones) and smells the fresh outside air. What a wonderful day to have a challenge

"Isn't today so beautiful?" Discord asks himself "The birds are singing, the sun is shining... Too bad I have to ruin the day!"

He grabs a megaphone and begins yelling in it

"WAKE UP, CAMPERS AND REPORT OUTSIDE IMMEDIATELY!" He screamed, causing the birds to fly away

"Huh?" Apple Bloom asked "Waugh!" She screamed as she fell off her bed

"Stupid rusty nails!"

All of the other girls woke up in suddenly too

"Can't a filly get her beauty sleep?!" Diamond Tiara asked as she took off her sleeping mask


Everypony reported outside and stood in front of Discord with tired faces

"It's 6:00 in the morning!" Rainbow Dash said "Why did you wake us up?"

"Why are all y'all tired? It's just 6:00" Applejack asked


** CONFESSIONAL **

Applejack: Back on the farm, we woke up at 4:00 and started working! These ponies haven't seen nothin' yet...

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"My sincere apologies for waking you up so early" The host said "Actually, not really. If you wanna win, you gotta work for it!"

They all rolled their eyes, at least they tried to, since they were close to shutting them and falling back asleep

"In fact" Discord said, lifting up his finger "You all can run around the entire island and report to the mess hall before we actually start the challenge"

"What?!" They all exclaimed, then groaned


** CONFESSIONAL **

Scootaloo: Now I hope I'm voted out next!

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Discord flew back to his beach chair and waited for the campers to arrive back

"This is gonna take a while" He said "Might as well get comfortable"

None of the campers were going very fast, except Pinkie Pie, who was upbeat all the time, but even SHE was slowing down a bit

"Hey, Spike!" Soarin said to the dragon "Wanna ride on my back and we can fly?"

"Do I!" Spike said with joy. He climbed on the back of Soarin and they were soaring through the sky together

Rainbow Dash spotted them in the air, so she propped her wings out and flew up next to them

"Oh, hey Rainbow Dash" Soarin said looking at her

"Wow" Spike said "You two should totally have a race! I wanna see whose faster"

"Please, I'm obviously faster" Soarin said, still high in the sky

"We'll see about that, Snore-in!" And with that, she dashed through the sky and passed Soarin really quick

He began to go faster, even though Spike began having trouble staying on his back

"La la la la la!" Pinkie Pie said as she hopped around the forest with the others

Gilda was still tired and could barely keep up with the others

"Slow... Down.." She said in between pants

Applejack, Apple Bloom, and Big Mac were up to speed and were practically leading everyone

"Yee haw!" Applejack yells "We're practically in the lead!"

That's when a quick breeze passes everyone

"What in tarnation was that?" Applejack asked as she suddenly stops, causing everyone to bump into her back

Little did they know, it was Dash and Soarin (and Spike) having their race. Those two were racing like there was no tomorrow! Spike was still clutching on to Soarin for his life, making sure he didn't fall

"Waugh!" The dragon screamed "Could you guys go a bit slower?!"

"Don't worry, dude! I'm almost there!" Soarin said as he charged past Rainbow Dash. He was barley able to make out his words with all of the wind resistance

"I'm not gonna lose to some lame Wonderbolt!" Dash said, as she charged past Soarin

"Lame?!" That's when Soarin boosted away through the sky

"AHH!" Spike screamed as he was literally holding on to Soarin's tail

It almost seemed like a race for their lives, until...

"That's it!" Rainbow Dash said. She started going at an insane speed. She was practically meters away from Soarin, and completely unexpectedly

BOOM!

She made a Sonic Rainboom! Everypony looked up to the sky and saw the beautiful colors that were emerging from the sky

"Ooh! Ah!" The crowd said as they kept running

"Wow!" Spike and Soarin said

Even Rainbow Dash was amazed herself! How did she do such a rare move that easily? Must have been the adrenaline. I mean, she was racing against a Wonderbolt, for Celestia's sake!

And right after that brief, but amazing performance, they arrived at camp

"Sweet Celestia!" Discord exclaimed "That was truly amazing!"

"Are you even surprised? I mean, this is me we're talking about" Rainbow Dash said proudly

"That was breath taking!" Fluttershy said, flying to her friend

"You said it" Soarin said, as he flew down with a terrified Spike "Great job, Rainbow Dash! Never met someone who could beat me" He then stuck out his hoof for a hoof bump

Rainbow Dash was pretty astonished by this. So she blushed and gave him a hoof bump


** CONFESSIONAL **

Rainbow Dash: I can't believe I'm the first to ever beat a Wonderbolt in a race! Plus, it was Soarin! The best flyer there is! *swoons and then looks at the camera with an awkward face* Uh.. What was I saying?

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Spike: *sitting in a fetal position while shaking* Never.. Going.. To.. Do.. That.. AGAIN


Discord looks over at the various several ponies "Great job, ponies!" He says "I hope you enjoyed your practice!"

"Practice?" Applejack asks. Then she runs up to Discord's face "Whaddya mean practice?"

"Why, Applejack" Discord said, patting her head "Today's challenge is a race! A 7 legged race, to be exact"

"A 7 legged what?" Applejack asks

"Well, since I wasn't going to tie all of you up together, I decided to only tie 6 of you together, thus making a 7 legged race!"

"But, isn't it a 3 legged race?" Sunset Shimmer asks

"Not in this competition it isn't!" Discord says as he begins flying in the air "The rules are pretty simple actually. Your team will pick 6 members to participate in the race. In stead of just a willy nilly "run across the track" race, you'll be doing an obstacle course! Except I won't be adding the obstacles, the remaining members of your team will! They will lay out traps for the other team while they struggle to get to the finish line. The first team to make it to the end wins immunity and the losers will be up for elimination"

"Hmmm.. Seems pretty simple" Twilight Sparkle says

"You keep telling yourself that" Discord says to the alicorn, still flying in the air "Now teams, pick your racers!"


"So who wants to race for our team?" Sweetie Belle asks

"I'll volunteer" Gilda says " I am the best flyer in Equestria, after all"

Rainbow Dash immediately heard Gilda, and almost saw this as a challenge "I'm volunteering for the Breezies!"

Even if they were on different teams, the two were quickly building more hatred for each other


** CONFESSIONAL **

Rainbow Dash: Gilda thinks she's so tough! Ha! Need I remind you that I did an epic Sonic Rainboom in front of everypony at camp less than 30 minutes ago? She doesn't stand a chance!

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Gilda: Rainbow Dash thinks she's so tough! Ha! Need I remind you who was the best flyer at Junior Speedsters Flight Camp? She doesn't stand a chance!

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Pinkie Pie: *spinning the toilet paper on the TP holder* Ooh! Pretty!

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"I'm going if Rainbow Dash is going!" Scootaloo says, as she high hoofs RD

"I'll go!" Sweetie Belle says

"We'll go" Cheerilee and Big Mac say at the same time

"And I'll go" Applejack says


"So, who's gonna race with the griffon?" Diamond Tiara says as she paces in front of her team, with her BFF-not-really following her

"Ooh!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed "I will! I will!"

"So will I!" Cheese says as he jumps with Pinkie

"Fine" Diamond Tiara says rolling her eyes "Who else is going?"

"Aren't you gonna volunteer?" Apple Bloom asked

"And risk getting my mane dirty?" Diamond Tiara replies "No way!"

"Sometimes, I don't even think you care about your team" Apple Bloom retorted "All you care about is keeping your squeaky clean mane in shape! You gotta get dirty sometimes, ya know. It ain't gonna kill ya"

Diamond Tiara just looked at Apple Bloom "Um, do you like, know who you're talking to? I'm Diamond Tiara!"

"And I'm not waiting anymore" Apple Bloom said

"Fine, I'll go" Diamond Tiara said, sticking her nose up "Only because I'm a good team mate"

"Yeah, and I'm Star Swirl the Bearded.." Apple Bloom said sarcastically

"I'll go if Diamond Tiara is going!" Silver Spoon said, as she hugged her annoyed friend

"And I'll go!" Spike said smiling


Discord looked at everyone's selections

"Wow.. You guys sure know how to pick 'em.." He says sarcastically, rolling his eyes "Anyways, the remaining people: Apple Bloom, Flash Sentry, Soarin, Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, and Fluttershy will set the traps. I've set out various traps over by the sidelines. Butter, nails, bear traps, you get the gist"

All of the participants gulped after hearing this

"Just slide on under and watch the other team fail!" He cackled

Fluttershy wasn't exactly liking the "new" Discord. Sure, he was nice, but he was slowly becoming evil again..

"Discord" She said as she flew up to him "Don't you think we shouldn't use so many traps? They're a bit... Y'know.. aggressive.."

If someone else had asked this, he'd merely ignore them, but it was Fluttershy. He didn't want to disappoint her

"Well.." He said "I guess I can take out the bear trap.. But I'm keeping everything else!"

"That's better" She said softly as she hugged him, making Discord smile

"OK, let me just tie your legs up.." Discord says as he snapped his fingers, making all of the participant's team's legs tied "Time to start your engines!"

"But we don't have engi-" Sweetie Belle said, but was cut off by Discord

"GO!" He yelled as he shot the starting pistol, making all the trap setters on the sidelines duck in fear of it being a real pistol


The Breezies were already in the lead and the rest just started. I mean, they WERE being leaded by Rainbow Dash

"Ok" Spike said "My leg goes here, right?"

"No, wait" Cheese Sandwich said "I think it goes there, and my leg goes... Wait.."

Diamond Tiara facehooofed "Just run already!"

And the second they dashed off, they fell right back down

"Ugh.." Diamond Tiara said

The first area they were running through was a pasture, pretty simple, I guess

"I've so got this in the bag!" Rainbow Dash said

"Don't you mean 'we'?" Cheerilee asked

"Huh? Oh yeah, 'we'" Rainbow Dash said. Even though she knew she was leading everpony

"Ok, what traps should we set for the Breezies?" Apple Bloom asked her team

"How about we throw these pies at them?" Flash Sentry asked, holding up a pie Discord left by the traps

"What?! No way!" Soarin said as he took the pie "You can't waste perfectly good pie like that!"

"Fine" Apple Bloom said rolling her eyes "Whaddya you suggest?"

Soarin grabbed a jar of bees and shook it "We can throw this jar of bees at them!"

"Great idea! For once" Apple Bloom says. Then she takes the jar and throws it at the Breezies

"What the-" Rainbow Dash said as she saw the jar break

That's when bees quickly started swarming everywhere

"AHHH! BEES!" Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo yelled

Everyone scattered, well, they tried to at least. Need I remind you that their legs were tied up?

Applejack began leading, and ran away from the bees, but they were still chasing them

"Jump into that bush!" Big Mac tells his sister. So she jumps behind it, and lose the bees

"Phew!" Applejack said, while wiping her forehead "That there was a close one! Now let's keep going"


After 10 minutes of trying to figure out how to run, the Screaming Parasprites were off

"I think we're doing pretty well!" Pinkie Pie said "We're so close to the Breezies!"

"Think again" Sunset Shimmer quietly said, as she poured a bucket of sap in front of them, and you guessed it, they got stuck

"Ugh!" Gilda exclaimed, trying to get out

"Sap?!" Diamond Tiara said "Ew!"

"Yeah! Totes ew!" Silver Spoon said

Everypony was straining while trying to escape the sap, but it was no use

"Wait a second!" Pinkie Pie said "I have a plan!" She took her free hoof, dipped it in the sap, and ate it

"Great plan, Pinkie!" Cheese Sandwich said "We can eat our way out!" He continues to eat the sap too

"Come on, guys!" Spike said, also joining in "Eat!"

Everyone began eating the sap, and before they knew it, they were free from it's grasp, and continued running

"Darn it" Sunset Shimmer said "I was sure that would work"

"That's what we get for them having Pinkie on our team, huh?" Twilight Sparkle joked


** CONFESSIONAL **

Sunset Shimmer: I'm actually kind of glad me and Twilight made an alliance. Now we can help each other get farther in the game! And maybe I can help her get closer to Flash...

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Twilight Sparkle: I'm so glad me and Sunset are friends now! If I win the million dollars, I'll defiantly split it with her!

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"Looks like we reached the end of the pasture" Sweetie Belle said "Can you see what's next, Rainbow Dash?"

"It looks kind of like a forest" Rainbow Dash said "Almost like the... EVERFREE FOREST!"

Everyone on her team gasped in fear. Well, everone except Applejack

"Now how in Equestria is the Everfree Forest here?" Applejack asked "We ain't in Ponyville!"

That's when Discord teleported in front of the Breezies

"Because it isn't the Everfree Forest" He said, correcting Rainbow Dash

"Phew!" Everypony said in relief

"It's 10x more dangerous than the Everfree forest! I call it the Magic Show Forest"

"Wh-why do you call it that?" Scootaloo asked in fear

"Because the second you walk in" Discord explained "You could disappear from existence in any second!" Then he began to cackle

"AHHH!" They all screamed

"Good luck!" Discord said, as he snapped his fingers and teleported

And because of that long explanation, the Screaming Parasprites caught up with them

"Great!" Rainbow Dash said "Let's go, guys!"

They ran into the Magic Show Forest as the Parasprites followed them

"Let's go guys!" Gilda says "We aren't going to let Rainbow Crash beat us!"

"Is it because you know she can beat you?" Pinkie Pie asked with a naive voice "Since Dashie is the best flyer in-"

"SHUT IT!" Gilda screamed, which startled Pinkie Pie

"Language!" Cheese said to her

"Language Smanguage! Let's just go in there" Gilda said as she ran into the forest, but was quickly cut off and fell to the ground "What the?" She asked, and turned around, only to see that everyone else wasn't moving, and were just shivering in utter fear of dying

"I-I'm not going in there!" Spike said, still shivering

"Me neither!" Diamond Tiara said "I'm too pretty to die!"

"Come on, guys!" Pinkie Pie said "Just giggle at the ghosties, and it'll all go away!"

"Yeah, what she said" Gilda said, rolling her eyes "Can we just go?!"

Since everyone else was still shivering (except Pinkie), Gilda was forced to drag them

"For Pete's sake..." She said


The Breezies weren't doing any better either, everypony was scared, heck, even Rainbow Dash!

It was so quiet and empty, besides from the several trees. Bats screeches and rustling leaves were heard, any no one could keep their cool

"Wow.. It's pretty dark.." Sweetie Belle said

They were moving extremely slowly. They didn't care if the Parasprites were to pass them, they rather stay alive

The trappers were silently hiding behind trees

"Why do we have to do this?" Rarity said

"I know right?" Flash replied "It's so creepy here..."

"It's not that!" Rarity said, as she lifted up her hoof, which was covered in what looked like mud "These trees are covered in mud!"

"Wait" Apple Bloom says "There's no mud out here. Just a bunch of squirrels"

"What else could this be?!" Rarity said "It's brown, smelly, and-" She stopped mid-sentence, realizing what the other substance could have been. "Oh... My.. Celestia.." She said

"AHH-" She screamed, but was cut off by Flash Sentry putting his hoof on her mouth. He didn't want the Breezies to see them

"Shhh!" Flash Sentry said


** CONFESSIONAL**

Rarity: *crying* I can't believe I stepped in... *begins to cry even louder*

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Rainbow Dash was walking around even slower, and then she heard a loud snoring noise

"Is anypony there?" She yelled "Anypony?"

"SHH!" Everypony on her team told her

"What? Why do I have to-" And then she saw it

A manticore was sleeping on a huge stump

Rainbow Dash's jaw dropped and gulped. She tried to go as slowly and as quietly as possible

"Perfect" Apple Bloom said from behind the trees. She grabbed an airhorn and used it

The blaring sound alarmed all of the Breezies

"What the hay?" Scootaloo said

And the manticore quickly awoke from its slumber

Everypony gulped

"ROAR!" The manticore growled at the Killer Breezies. It threw its claw in their faces, hoping to slice them, but they quickly ducked

"What do we do?!" Rainbow Dash asked

"I know!" Scootaloo said "Sweetie Belle can sing to it and sooth the manticore!"

"Me?!" Sweetie Belle asked "Why me?!"

"Because you have the best voice out of all of us, sugar cube!" Applejack said "And if you sing nice enough, then it could help the manticore go back to sleep"

The manticore growled at the team one more time, sticking out its lethal jaws

"OK! OK!" Sweetie Belle said. She began to hum in a soft melody. It was soothing enough to put her team to sleep

"I think it's working!" Cheerilee silently yelled. The manticore was drifting off to sleep

Sweetie Belle kept on humming, and before they knew it, the manticore was snoring away

"Great job, Sweetie Belle!" Scootaloo said

"Eeyup" Big Mac told her

"Aw! Thanks guys!" Sweetie Belle said with a smile

"Thank her later, guys!" Rainbow Dash said "We've got a race to win!"


** CONFESSIONAL **

Sweetie Belle: I can't believe I saved my team from certain death just by singing! *gasps, and checks her flank to see if she got her cutie mark, but sighs when she doesn't have one*

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Gilda was literally carrying her team at this point. They were literally scared to the point of freezing

"Stupid team and their stupid fears..." She said under her breath

"What should we do to trap them?" Twilight Sparkle asked

"Um.. Maybe we shouldn't trap them.." Fluttershy suggested "We wouldn't want to hurt anypony, now would we?"

Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle face hoofed

"Fluttershy, we're called trappers for a reason!" Sunset Shimmer said "It's our job"

"Yeah, but..." Fluttershy said

That's when Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle saw that she was holding a stick of butter

"Hey! Butter!" Twilight Sparkle said "That's a perfect trap! They'll slip and fall!"

"Great idea!" Sunset Shimmer said

"Give it, Fluttershy" Twilight Sparkle commanded

"Um.. Well.." She said quietly

"Come on! Gimme!" Twilight said, trying to take it from her

"Twilight Sparkle! Stop!" Fluttershy commanded, keeping the butter away from her

All of the pushing and shoving caused the 2 to fall from the trees and reveal themselves in front of the Parasprites

"Oh no.." Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle said

Sunset Shimmer looked at the two from the trees "This won't end well"

"Hey!" Gilda said "You two are trappers, right?"

"Uh.." Fluttershy said with a scared voice

Gilda then grabbed the pony by the talon

"Now that I have you where I want to" Gilda said "You aren't gonna mess with my team, got it?"

Fluttershy gulped "G-got it..."

Twilight Sparkle was also too scared to do anything about it

"Good. That's what I thought" the angry griffon replied

Sunset Shimmer didn't know what to do. She thought for a while, and grabbed the butter that Twilight and Fluttershy were fighting over "Perfect" She said

"Now you two can stick with us until- WOAH!" Gilda said. She began slipping over because of the butter that was thrown under her "What the?" She then slid away with her team and dropped Fluttershy

Her team finally came back to their senses, and realized that they were sliding through a deadly forest

"AHHH!" The Screaming Parasprites said as they slid through. Now they were REALLY The Screaming Parasprites!

Sunset Shimmer then came from the trees. "You girls ok?"

"Yeah" Twilight Sparkle said "We're fine"

"Sorry about that Twilight" Fluttershy said looking down "It was my fault we almost got caught by Gilda... I should have let you do your job"

"It's fine" Twilight says as she hugged her friend "Now come on! Let's keep trapping!


The Breezies reached their final area. It was a bridge, a LONG bridge

"Ha! A bridge!" Rainbow Dash said "This'll be easy"

Her team began running together in perfect sync. They were sure to win this challenge!

Gilda and her team were still sliding and screaming, until they reached a rock, tripped over it, and rolled down, for they had ended up right in front of the bridge. Everyone was panting for air

"That.. Was.." Pinkie pie began "AMAZING!"

"You said it!" Spike added "That was so much fun!"

"You mean the fact that we almost died?!" Diamond Tiara asked angrily

"Yeah! That was so much fun!" Silver Spoon said. She turned around, only to see an angry Diamond Tiara "Oh, um.. What I meant was.. We almost died! That was horrible!"

"Guys! Shut your pie holes and run! We're so close to the finish line!" Gilda said. She began running, she didn't care if her team was practically being dragged around, she kept going

"I see the finish line!" Rainbow Dash said "We're gonna win our first challenge!"

Gilda heard what she said, and quickly became intimidated

"No.. You.. WON'T!" Gilda yelled. The adrenaline began rushing to her head, and she couldn't take it anymore "That's it!" The griffon said angrily. She broke off the rope and began flying "I AM NOT LETTING RAINBOW DASH BEAT ME!" She flew right over the Breezies

"Huh?!" They said looking up in the air

"I can't believe Gilda just did that!" Pinkie Pie said "Why would she break off the rope?!"

Rainbow Dash started running even faster "I know I can do this!"

Gilda was flying even faster, and before she knew it, she passed the finish line

"YES!" She shouted with a determined face

"What?!" Rainbow Dash said, as she stopped suddenly

"Congratulations Gilda!" Discord said "You won!"

"Yes!" She said

"Unfortunately" He added "Your whole team isn't here"

"WHAT?!" She screamed. But then realized that they were still on the bridge "They're right there!"

And that's when, suddnely, the bridge broke off for no apparent reason, and the Parasprites that were left behind began falling down an endless gorge

"AHHH!" They shouted

Gilda's jaw dropped "B-but... How...?"

"Oh yeah" Discord added "And you also took off the ropes, which is against the rules. Which means the Killer Breezies win by default!"

"WHAT?!" Gilda screamed with pure rage

"Yeah!" The Breezies screamed in joy

"THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! THIS IS SO UNFAIR!" Gilda said "GAHH!" She began stomping around with anger

"Breezies, you all win immunity and won't be up for elimination!" Discord says "The Parasprites can vote for who they want off the show"

"How?" Fluttershy asked "Aren't they falling down a gorge?"

"Oh right" Discord remembered. "I think I have a spell to bring them back.."


"AHHH!" the other Parasprites were screaming

"I THINK WE'RE GONNA DIE!" Spike screamed

Cheese Sandwich then rose his hands to the sky "Oh, Celestia! Please oh PLEASE don't let us die! I still haven't hosted the best party ever!"

"Me too!" Pinkie Pie said

And unexpectedly, they were teleported back to the ground

Pinkie and Cheese gasped "It worked!" they both said

"No, I just teleported you guys up here" Discord said "Now go and vote for who you want to be eliminated!" He said


"Gilda" Spike said to the guys in their side of the cabin

"Defiantly" Cheese added

"Why her?" Flash asked "Did she do something while we were trapping?"

"Yeah!" Spike said "She almost got me and the others killed! Plus, she got us disqualified by taking off the ropes"

"Plus, she's super mean. Especially to Pinkie pie! And we're best friends!" Cheese Sandwich said

"OK then" Soarin said "It's settled. We're voting for Gilda"

"Deal!" All for guys said at the same time


The girls could barely say who they were voting for. For they were sharing a space with them

"I can't believe this crud!" Gilda yelled "How could we lose like that?!"

"Maybe because you got us disqualified..." Diamond Tiara said

"ME?! It was totally all of you guy's fault! All you did was get tied up and trip over things!" the griffon said "Ugh! You guys are impossible! If only I could vote out more than one person.."

All the girls just gave her an angry glare


** CONFESSIONAL **

Rarity: My vote's on Gilda. Defiantly!

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Diamond Tiara: *in a devious voice* Goodbye Gilda...

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Pinkie Pie: Gilda is out of here! She is so mean!

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Gilda: Nobody better have voted for me! My vote's on Stinky Pie!

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Everyone took their seats at the marshmallow ceremony. Some more confidently than others (some, as in Gilda)

In stead of teleporting to the ceremony, Discord flew down from a tree

"Like the new entrance?" He asked

"Meh" Cheese said "I've seen better"

"Oh, whatever" Discord said, pulling out the votes "Anyways, I've counted the votes. I have 9 marshmallows on my plate, and if you get one, you're safe"

"Mmm! Marshmallows!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed "Now I'm glad we lost!"

Discord just looked at her with an annoyed look "Anyways" He continued "If I call your name, you're safe" He picked up a marshmallow "Rarity" he then threw a marshmallow at her

It landed in her hoof, and she ate it

"Flash Sentry, Apple Bloom, and Soarin" he said as he threw marshmallows

Flash Sentry caught his, Apple Bloom caught hers, and Soarin's landed on the ground

"Aw man!" he said

"Diamond Tiara" He said

Diamond Tiara caught her marshmallow, and blew raspberry to Apple Bloom, who just rolled her eyes

"Silver Spoon, Apple Bloom" he said

The two fillies caught their marshmallows and ate them

"Spike and Cheese Sandwich" he said, as he handed them two marshmallows

There was only one marshmallow left on the plate, and 2 campers without one: Pinkie Pie and Gilda

"Gilda" Discord began "You constantly got angry with your team, let them fall down a gorge, and got them disqualified just so you could beat Rainbow Dash in a race"

"Yeah, so what?" Gilda said, crossing her arms

"And Pinkie Pie.." Discord began "Um... Uh.. I really don't know what you did... Just... Your safe!" He said as he handed her a marshmallow

"Yay!" She said as she chewed it super loudly

"WHAT?!" Gilda screamed "YOU GUYS VOTED FOR ME?!"

"Are you even surprised?" Rarity said "Sure, your skilled and tough, but you let winning get in the way of being a good team mate!"

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS! YOU'RE NOTHING WITHOUT ME! NOTHING!" Gilda yelled

"Alright, alright" Discord says "Let's get you out of here"

"NO!" Gilda says "I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU GUYS! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!"

Discord snapped his fingers, which teleported her into the Boat of Losers

"CURSE YOU ALL!" Gilda yelled "AND CURSE YOU MOST OF ALL, PINKIE PIE!"

"Goodbye, Gilda! Have a nice trip!" Pinkie Pie said, as she waved at the angry griffon

The boat quickly sailed away, but Gilda's screams were loud enough to be heard from a distance

"Wow" Discord says "Rage much?"


It was 12:00 A.M and it was pretty clear outside

After the Breezies ate lunch in the mess hall, they were heading back to their cabins to sleep

Rainbow Dash was the last to her cabin, and while walking into hers, she was stopped by someone

"Hey" The voice called out "How are you?"

"Huh?" Dash asked as she turned around, only to see Soarin "Oh, hey dude. What's up?"

"Not much" He answered, as he got closer "Just wanted to congratulate you again for winning that race. Y'know, when you did that Rainboom? That was pretty awesome"

"Heh, it was nothing, really" She said, blushing "You know what they say, practice makes perfect"

He then looked at her with a determined face "Hey, wanna have a rematch? Bet you I can beat you this time"

"Ha! You're on!" She said, and the two flew into the sky and began dashing around camp


Thanks for reading! Hope you enjoyed! And if I have enough time, I'll probably write a new chapter everyday. I mean, my schedule is pretty open, so I have a lot of spare time! :D The next chapter is coming soon!