I knew I could write this if I believed I could! Anyway, yeah yeah, prologue chapter three, and the prologue will end here, because honestly three chapters for a prologue which takes no more than thirty minutes of playing to complete is just too much ugugugugu. Anyway, let's get this show on the road.

Also, and this is for later, I will attempt to write chapters based on the DLC and Spotpass things, SO YEAH.

Fire Emblem and its characters belongs to Nintendo and Inteligent Systems, while Touhou Project and its characters belongs to Team Shanghai Alice/ZUN. I'm not the president of either, so I don't own the characters of either series.


"Chrom, we have to hurry!" Miss "Dies in Two Hits" Lissa said.

"Don't worry- now shut up so I can make sure these bandits don't bother this village again." Chrom said.

"Wait!" Yuyuko came up to Chrom and his allies, and stopped there to catch her breath. 'This... sucks...! I hope I... don't have to run much...!' What Yuyuko didn't know, of course, was that she would eventually need to.

"Yuyuko, You followed us? Why?!" Chrom was not happy with having another person who was possibly as useful as him in the army. What he didn't know was that none of the chapters in this game are seize chapters, which means he technically wasn't needed like other lords before him.

"I... don't know... I guess... I had a feeling...!" Yuyuko said.

"What feeling?" Frederick asked.

"That... I was needed..." Yuyuko replied in earnest.

"Well... clearly you aren't, but stick around so that you can get a level or two I guess." Chrom replied. Of course, he didn't know what would actually happen.

"Wait... aren't you going to ask what I can do?" Yuyuko asked in slight concern.

"As long as you aren't a useless villager who dies in two hits to anything, I don't think the specifics matter. Now let's go!" Chrom single-mindedly stated.

"Well... I have a sword, and magic s-" Yuyuko began.

"Yeah whatever." Chrom said as he walked up to the nearest enemy (a myrmidon) and cut him in half.

"...what the heck..." Yuyuko said in an exasperated tone. "Not only is Chrom acting like an idiot, this battle scene is also completely unrealistic...

"I don't blame you for your tone." Frederick said quite unsarcastically. "Whenever lord Chrom hears anyone with unlikable accents, he needs to let out his stress. This leads him to acting weird."

"I can tell... If he's so stressed, why doesn't he just have se-" What Yuyuko didn't know, as she said this, is that Chrom hit the "End turn" button, due to being impatient. This caused the enemies to suddenly remember they could move, and they went for the other three.

"Yuyuko, look out!" Lissa interrupted Yuyuko as she was about to get attacked by a bandit which she totally didn't see nope.

"Wait what Ahhhhhhhhhh." Yuyuko let out a very unreal scream (Ghosts don't worry about their health!) and didn't do much to actually avoid the attack, hopping it would pass through her like it did with most ghosts, and, in the meantime, she would cast Resurrection Butterfly.

Yuyuko began to (preemptively) congratulate herself on winning her first fight, and looked for her spell cards.

They've got to be here some where.

Too late.

Yuyuko got hit, and she felt a very real surge of pain as she blocked the bandit's axe with her face. "Ouch, what the hell... that actually hurt...!"

"Yuyuko, what the hell are you doing, just standing there?!" Frederick broke the no swearing rule. "These are actual bandits, don't let their being level one fool you, now attack!"

"H-how?!" Yuyuko was confused. Use a sword? Hah, she had seen Youmu use one many times, but not actually use one herself!

"That book, read it, and it'll kill your foe!" Frederick barked.

"Uh ok!" Yuyuko brought out her (some how) magical book, read the words on page one, and summoned a lightning strike from nowhere. Except this one was a critical hit, causing the enemy to turn to ashes.


DISCLAIMER: No I'm not going to check if actually can get a critical hit on your avatar's first battle in the prologue. Nope.


"That was great!" Lissa yelled at Yuyuko, "How could you get a critical hit on your first battle? I thought those were impossible!"

"Uh... same!" Yuyuko decided to roll with this.

Chrom, having seen this, immediately decided to stop acting like a jerk to Yuyuko and actually let her do stuff. "Hey, Yuyuko... that was pretty good." He began, "Uh... sorry I was being a jerk, I just wanted to get this over with."

"Oh, uh... it's alright." Yuyuko began. 'But yeah, I would so cast Resurrection Butterfly on you if I wasn't forced to cast magic with these stupid books."

"So uh anyway..." Chrom continued, "Let's work together for a better world?"

"That sounds like a good vow..." Yuyuko said, unknowingly referencing something. "Alright, let's go!"

And so they continued, skipping through the battle scene this narrator has not much experience in writing, Yuyuko and Chrom continue attacking things dead, Lissa healing them when necessary, and Frederick standing there and looking menacing (Chrom argued that his menacing look was enough to bring the enemies to their knees). And so they went to the one who was probably the leader of these horribly under trained bandits.

"Bwah, hah, hah! Come 'ere, sheepeh sheep! Come ta tah slaughteh!" The boss leader (who's name apparently was Garrick, not that he would ever know) said. This caused Chrom to have a panic attack.

"No... bad... accents...!" Chrom said through his teeth.

"Chrom...?" Yuyuko seemed worried.

"Ragh! I'll kill you!" Chrom channeled his rage, and attacked, causing a decent amount of damage. The leader was too stupid to know when to quit though.

"Pah! An' you call youhself a fis'cal unit!" Garrick charged up to Chrom, mightily swung his axe down, and missed. "Wuh?" He was too stupid to know about the weapons triangle!

"Pah, stubborn fool." Chrom said. "Yuyuko, go in for the follow up!"

"Right!" Yuyuko, not wanting to get hit in the face with another axe, decided to use magic at long range. And she attacked her opponent, and successfully hit him. Unfortunately for her, what she didn't know (or rather, didn't pay attention to) was that Garrick was wielding an axe that could be thrown, and Yuyuko blocked this axe with her face too. "Son of a...!"

"Hang in there!" Lissa ran up to Yuyuko, and healed her. "Dia! Oh whoops, I mean, Heal!"

Yuyuko's vitality returned to her (again)! She began to not feel "blood" trickle down her face ('wait, these wounds are real?' She thought).

Enemy phase, and so Garrick decided to attack Yuyuko again. Only he missed this time. "Whad da heck?" He said in surprise.

"Here's how it's done!" Yuyuko yelled out, and doing ANOTHER critical hit, thus finishing Garrick's reign of terror and all-around stupidity. He didn't even get a real death quote, he just yelled "Bwargh" and died like the red unit he was.

After having defeated Garrick, the words "STAGE COMPLETE" flashed in front of Yuyuko's eyes. She felt like this wasn't normal.


After burning the corpses in the apparently eternal fire, the "heroes" of the day congregated in the town square. "Well, that's the end of that." Yuyuko began.

"Lucky for this town, we were here. But wow, Yuyuko, you were great! Sorcery, Tactics, and maybe swords!" Lissa fawned over Yuyuko. "If you were a guy I'd sooooooooo be into you!" If only. "Is there anything you can't do?"

"Well you certainly aren't an incompetent villager." Chrom added.

"Uh... thanks?" Yuyuko asked.

"Indeed, she's capable of fighting. Maybe even capable of explaining what the heck you were doing there?" Frederick the wary said.

"I really don't know...! If I knew why I was there, I would tell you." Yuyuko said.

"You beat up two guys with a critical hit. My admiration says it's enough." Chrom said.

"And your intelligence, milord?" Frederick asked. "Will you not let it smack you for being a fool?"

"Frederick... I'm the main character, so what I say goes." Chrom said matter of factly. "Besides, not like she'll try to kill me later, right?"

"Uh... right!" Yuyuko decided to not ask where that came from.

"So, will you join us?" Chrom asked.

"Say yes, say yes say yes!" Lissa said.

"Hmmph, if this was on lunatic then it would be Frederick Emblem..." the man himself said.

"Uh... when do I get the food for signing up~?"


And so I will end it here for today. Hopefully I won't take three chapters for one in-game chapter again. Really, I only want to do that on more important chapters, ah well.

So yeah, review and favorite!