* Warning: This chapter is rated R for random crossover madness. if there are any children in the room tell them to gtf out. If they refuse to do so then just screw it read this later.*
Somewhere that's not Nowhere
* Germany's phone rings*
Germany: * Picks it up* Hello?
Italy: *on the other line* Germany! Help it's Italy! today I saw some pretty girls so I started hitting on then but then they knocked me out and when I woke up I was in some bakery but they want to make cupcakes out of me so I started waving my white flag but it did nothing! So now I'm hiding in the closet!
Renna: * In the background* Ohhhh Italy~ where are you?
Pinkamina: * Also in the background* Don't you want to help us bake cupcakes?
Italy: * Whispers* There close please help me!
Renna: There you are!
Italy: * Screams* and hangs up
Germany: Don't worry Italy I'm coming!
To be continued
I Don't even know anymore
* Damian, Shadow and Wisty are standing face to face with Pearce*
Damian: So, Wisty, this is that prick you've told us about .
Wisty: Yep, and I was sure I killed this guy
Shadow: You know ever sense I read the Witch & Wizard series I've always wanted to do this. Wisty I have an ingenious plan to get back at him for hurting your brother and sexually harassing you! * Walks up to Pearce, ultimate b&tch slaps him and runs past Wisty and Damian* RUN B&TCHES RUN!
Pearce: YOU LITTLE BRAT! BE HAPPY YOUR CUTE AND I LIKE YOU ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU MY SLAVE
Wisty: THAT WAS YOUR INGENIOUS PLAN!?
Damian: THAT OLNY TICKED HIM OFF!
Shadow: * Laughs like a homicidal manic*
Last time on Dragon Ball.. I Mean that Hetalia segment!
Germany: ITALY! * burst through door only to find Renna, Pinkamina and Italy laughing* WHAT THE F^&K!
Pinkamina: You should see the look on your face! XD
Renna: So Priceless!
Italy: Germany I can't-a believe you fell for that-a! Renna and Pinkie would never sink to that level! Except for that one-a time with-a Rainbowdash-a.
Germany: ….I hate you all.
IMMA HIGH ON CHEX MIX!
Damian: IMMA THROW THIS BALL REAL FAR! * only throws it like 5 inches*
Selena: LOL you suck.
Somewhere else
Zim: What!? Who!? WHERE IS THE MIGHTY ZIM!?
Dynamis: Your in-
Zim: WHERE!?
Dynamis: Your in-
Zim: WHERE?!
Dynamis: YOUR IN-
Zim: WHERE!?
Dynamis: * Face palms and walks away*
Shadow: And they all died in the end!
Damian: WTF!?
Zim: THE MADNESS! THE MADNESSSSS!
America: I'm the hero!
Italy: PASTAAAAAAAAA~
Selena: MAKE IT STOP SHADOW!
Shadow: NO!
