* Warning: This chapter is rated R for random crossover madness. if there are any children in the room tell them to gtf out. If they refuse to do so then just screw it read this later.*

Somewhere that's not Nowhere

* Germany's phone rings*

Germany: * Picks it up* Hello?

Italy: *on the other line* Germany! Help it's Italy! today I saw some pretty girls so I started hitting on then but then they knocked me out and when I woke up I was in some bakery but they want to make cupcakes out of me so I started waving my white flag but it did nothing! So now I'm hiding in the closet!

Renna: * In the background* Ohhhh Italy~ where are you?

Pinkamina: * Also in the background* Don't you want to help us bake cupcakes?

Italy: * Whispers* There close please help me!

Renna: There you are!

Italy: * Screams* and hangs up

Germany: Don't worry Italy I'm coming!

To be continued

I Don't even know anymore

* Damian, Shadow and Wisty are standing face to face with Pearce*

Damian: So, Wisty, this is that prick you've told us about .

Wisty: Yep, and I was sure I killed this guy

Shadow: You know ever sense I read the Witch & Wizard series I've always wanted to do this. Wisty I have an ingenious plan to get back at him for hurting your brother and sexually harassing you! * Walks up to Pearce, ultimate b&tch slaps him and runs past Wisty and Damian* RUN B&TCHES RUN!

Pearce: YOU LITTLE BRAT! BE HAPPY YOUR CUTE AND I LIKE YOU ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU MY SLAVE

Wisty: THAT WAS YOUR INGENIOUS PLAN!?

Damian: THAT OLNY TICKED HIM OFF!

Shadow: * Laughs like a homicidal manic*

Last time on Dragon Ball.. I Mean that Hetalia segment!

Germany: ITALY! * burst through door only to find Renna, Pinkamina and Italy laughing* WHAT THE F^&K!

Pinkamina: You should see the look on your face! XD

Renna: So Priceless!

Italy: Germany I can't-a believe you fell for that-a! Renna and Pinkie would never sink to that level! Except for that one-a time with-a Rainbowdash-a.

Germany: ….I hate you all.

IMMA HIGH ON CHEX MIX!

Damian: IMMA THROW THIS BALL REAL FAR! * only throws it like 5 inches*

Selena: LOL you suck.

Somewhere else

Zim: What!? Who!? WHERE IS THE MIGHTY ZIM!?

Dynamis: Your in-

Zim: WHERE!?

Dynamis: Your in-

Zim: WHERE?!

Dynamis: YOUR IN-

Zim: WHERE!?

Dynamis: * Face palms and walks away*

Shadow: And they all died in the end!

Damian: WTF!?

Zim: THE MADNESS! THE MADNESSSSS!

America: I'm the hero!

Italy: PASTAAAAAAAAA~

Selena: MAKE IT STOP SHADOW!

Shadow: NO!