Me: Yo, Yo, Yo, Valderag is in the house! I added to this chapter because
it was too short.
Menardi: (keeping a look out) where is she?
Me: what are you doing?
Menardi: the usual...being a muse while keeping a lookout for my sister in case she trying to do something funny. (evil look on her face)
Agiato: hey Menardi I ... (gets blasted with Menardi's heat wave) (now has dull look on his face) excuse me while I chip off the dead skin. (with that he left)
Me: Why did you do that for?
Menardi: Why do you write fan fiction?
Me: because I want to.
Menardi: then you have answered you own question.
Me: (mutters) okay...lets hop of the loony express.
Menardi: (evil glare) what was that?!
Me: Uh...On with the story?
Menardi: that's what I thought you said. *@*@*@*
"And we're off!" Picard yelled.
"Hey Picard...how long until we get to Kalay?" Ivan asked
"Oh ten minutes tops." Picard answered
"Can you tell me how you and my sister hooked up?" Ivan asked.
"Well it happened a week later after the light houses were lit..." Picard began
~flashback~
(Picard's POV)
It was a normal day. There was nothing to do. No lighthouses, no crisis, no bad guys. A story without teki (Japanese for enemy, people) is just a story with everyone helping each other. That's not my style. Not since I left Lemuria. After almost fifty years of complete boredom one would yearn for adventure. Then I saw her. Before I had seen her and nothing happened. Now she became my world. Almost on cue she came towards me.
"Um...hi Hama, remember me?" I managed to squeeze out.
"I had a feeling you'd be here by the lake." She said.
Damn it, I forgot she was a Jupiter adept! That means she can see into the future! This could get slightly complicated.
"Well you're a complicated man right?" she said as if she was toying with me.
Damn it again! I forgot Jupiter adepts could read minds!
"I know you want to go out with me so don't bother because the answer is yes." Hama stated.
"Holy..." I began
"Ah, ah, ah..." she said as she put a finger to my lips, "We have to keep it PG-13 baby."
Her lips met with mine. I know you shouldn't kiss on the first date but we're talkin' 'bout Weyard's cutest fortune teller.
"Flattery will get you no where," she said as our lips parted, "I'll see you around six."
"Damn girl, you got skills."
~end flashback~ (Normal POV)
"Well?" Picard asked
"Nice...but not likely to happen in my case." Ivan inquired.
"What?"
"Oh...nothing."
"Whatever...uh-oh looks like a sky dragon is approaching from the stern."
"We can't fight and fly at the same time." Ivan said worriedly
"Take this and load it into the cannon." Picard said and handed Ivan a magma ball.
"Roger that," Ivan said as he manned the cannon "target in sight, ready...aim...FIRE!"
The magma ball shot out and hit its target. The Sky Dragon spiraled down before turning to ashes.
"That was unusually quick. You think it would have at least snapped at us," Picard said. "Oh, were here."
"Yay...I mean, its about time." Ivan said quickly, not wanting to sound like an over giddy school girl.
"You two are late." Hama greeted them.
"Sorry traffic was crazy, you know?"
"Oh shut up and kiss me." Hama said as she leaned for a kiss.
"Excuse me while I go find my dad." Ivan said
"Don't bother young sibling, he left hours ago on a business trip." Hama said
"WHAT?"
"Don't have a cow man, knowing your dad he probably wants to make some extra cash before he goes on vacation." Picard said
~Back in vale~
"Okay people we have a serious issue at hand." Jenna paroled.
"What's the situation Commander Jenna?" asked Isaac.
"Subject 94633 and 94634 must be joined together before the day of reckoning."
"Huh?" asked Garet
"We need to hook up Ivan and Sheba before the big Luna Festival." Mia translated.
"Hey where is Felix?" asked Isaac
"He shut himself in his room for some strange reason, I really don't know." Jenna said in a puzzling voice.
"Hi guys." Said Felix as he entered Isaac's house.
"What the...!" @*@*@*@
Me: yes new evil cliff hanger
Sataros: Menardi, you have some explaining to do
Menardi: what?
Sataros: why did you barbecue my apprentice?
Menardi: why do you play the flute?
Sataros: because I want to.
Menardi: then you have answered you own question.
Sataros: ...
Me she's been doing that lately. See ya later. Until we meet again!
Menardi: (keeping a look out) where is she?
Me: what are you doing?
Menardi: the usual...being a muse while keeping a lookout for my sister in case she trying to do something funny. (evil look on her face)
Agiato: hey Menardi I ... (gets blasted with Menardi's heat wave) (now has dull look on his face) excuse me while I chip off the dead skin. (with that he left)
Me: Why did you do that for?
Menardi: Why do you write fan fiction?
Me: because I want to.
Menardi: then you have answered you own question.
Me: (mutters) okay...lets hop of the loony express.
Menardi: (evil glare) what was that?!
Me: Uh...On with the story?
Menardi: that's what I thought you said. *@*@*@*
"And we're off!" Picard yelled.
"Hey Picard...how long until we get to Kalay?" Ivan asked
"Oh ten minutes tops." Picard answered
"Can you tell me how you and my sister hooked up?" Ivan asked.
"Well it happened a week later after the light houses were lit..." Picard began
~flashback~
(Picard's POV)
It was a normal day. There was nothing to do. No lighthouses, no crisis, no bad guys. A story without teki (Japanese for enemy, people) is just a story with everyone helping each other. That's not my style. Not since I left Lemuria. After almost fifty years of complete boredom one would yearn for adventure. Then I saw her. Before I had seen her and nothing happened. Now she became my world. Almost on cue she came towards me.
"Um...hi Hama, remember me?" I managed to squeeze out.
"I had a feeling you'd be here by the lake." She said.
Damn it, I forgot she was a Jupiter adept! That means she can see into the future! This could get slightly complicated.
"Well you're a complicated man right?" she said as if she was toying with me.
Damn it again! I forgot Jupiter adepts could read minds!
"I know you want to go out with me so don't bother because the answer is yes." Hama stated.
"Holy..." I began
"Ah, ah, ah..." she said as she put a finger to my lips, "We have to keep it PG-13 baby."
Her lips met with mine. I know you shouldn't kiss on the first date but we're talkin' 'bout Weyard's cutest fortune teller.
"Flattery will get you no where," she said as our lips parted, "I'll see you around six."
"Damn girl, you got skills."
~end flashback~ (Normal POV)
"Well?" Picard asked
"Nice...but not likely to happen in my case." Ivan inquired.
"What?"
"Oh...nothing."
"Whatever...uh-oh looks like a sky dragon is approaching from the stern."
"We can't fight and fly at the same time." Ivan said worriedly
"Take this and load it into the cannon." Picard said and handed Ivan a magma ball.
"Roger that," Ivan said as he manned the cannon "target in sight, ready...aim...FIRE!"
The magma ball shot out and hit its target. The Sky Dragon spiraled down before turning to ashes.
"That was unusually quick. You think it would have at least snapped at us," Picard said. "Oh, were here."
"Yay...I mean, its about time." Ivan said quickly, not wanting to sound like an over giddy school girl.
"You two are late." Hama greeted them.
"Sorry traffic was crazy, you know?"
"Oh shut up and kiss me." Hama said as she leaned for a kiss.
"Excuse me while I go find my dad." Ivan said
"Don't bother young sibling, he left hours ago on a business trip." Hama said
"WHAT?"
"Don't have a cow man, knowing your dad he probably wants to make some extra cash before he goes on vacation." Picard said
~Back in vale~
"Okay people we have a serious issue at hand." Jenna paroled.
"What's the situation Commander Jenna?" asked Isaac.
"Subject 94633 and 94634 must be joined together before the day of reckoning."
"Huh?" asked Garet
"We need to hook up Ivan and Sheba before the big Luna Festival." Mia translated.
"Hey where is Felix?" asked Isaac
"He shut himself in his room for some strange reason, I really don't know." Jenna said in a puzzling voice.
"Hi guys." Said Felix as he entered Isaac's house.
"What the...!" @*@*@*@
Me: yes new evil cliff hanger
Sataros: Menardi, you have some explaining to do
Menardi: what?
Sataros: why did you barbecue my apprentice?
Menardi: why do you play the flute?
Sataros: because I want to.
Menardi: then you have answered you own question.
Sataros: ...
Me she's been doing that lately. See ya later. Until we meet again!
