A/N: I've got no homework! Yay! Now to work on this story. By the way, here's the list of important crew members

Skyflower

Commodore/Captain Epsilon 122

First Mate Lambda 128

Navigator Eta 132

Head Engineer Mu 166

Weapons Officer Tau 111

Artillery Officer Gamma 181

Strategist Beta 112

Doctor Nu 157

Firebird

Captain Upsilon 118

First Mate Theta 105

Navigator Phi 101

Head Engineer Kappa 121

Weapons Officer Zeta 153

Artillery Officer Pi 145

Strategist Psi 133

Doctor Chi 152

That's both main crews. Epsilon?

Epsilon: Agent Epsilon only owns the above mentioned characters and ships

Me: On with the show!

The Tale of Epsilon

Epsilon's POV

Everything was going smoothly, we had landed, set up camp, then had a small reunion between the two crews for, according to my internal clock, two hours, and yet the sky remained dawn-red, I shrugged this off, as I had seen many wonders and this was just another one. The next 'Morning' the sky started to blacken, and my pocket watch began to work again, about 720 ticks later, a large sinkhole appeared near the west end of the camp, no body was injured, thank Notch, but we lost some tents.

Fast-Forward one Week

I was doing my rounds during the evening, when, suddenly, an arrow flashed by my head, I ducked, the arrow narrowly missing my head, I drop to the ground and make my way stealthily in the direction the arrow was fired from, before the shooter can get a fix on my position, I reach my mysterious adversary's point, behind a boulder. I dash around to the other side, and before I even realize it, I have grabbed my attacker by the neck, then I realize, that it is another user. I growl at her, "Who the nether are you? Tell me NOW!"

"No!" she responds, struggling.

"Fine, then, you leave me no choice." I respond, knocking her out.

Forward fifteen ticks

"Captain, she's waking up!" I hear, from near the center of the camp.

I walk over to her, as she is in a makeshift cage. I ask her, "Does the pretty little birdie want to sing, now that she's had a nap?"

She replied by spitting at me, "Bastard!"

"Temper, Temper. Tsk, tsk, what would your mother say?" I ask her.

"My mother is dead." She spits at me.

"Look, you little nether spawn, the only reason you are still alive, is because my brother and I allow it. Now, tell me your name," I growl at her.

"I-it's I-Iota F-Four F-Forty Th-Th-Three." She stammers than curls up in the corner and cries.

"Aw, Epsilon, you scared her." Lambda tells me

"And you're forgetting, she nearly killed me!" I growl at her.

Dun Dun Duh! Iota has been captured by The two crews! What will happen? Find out next time, on The Tale of Epsilon. MAGIC! *turns into a poetaytoe*