Welcome back to another chapter. I just wanted to say thank you to all who liked the last chapter, especially the ending. I do plan on following up on it when I can. This chapter is a request by Samtastic 3.0, who wanted a chapter about a jock wanting to get with either Luan or Maggie and learn a lesson by the end. This should be a fascinating chapter since I had to create a new character and try to write around them. Enjoy.
It was sunny Friday afternoon for the students of Royal Woods High as the students began their leave of the institute. A certain emo girl was collecting her things from her locker as two jocks were conversing to each other from across the hall. One was white while the other was black. Both wore bright yellow and white team jerseys.
"I'm tellin' you, man. This girl was completely thirstin' for me. She couldn't get enough of the Joshster. I even managed to get her to leave her dork of a boyfriend." The black jock gestured to himself with a overconfident smile.
"Whatever, Josh. You say the same thing all the time." The white jock replied with an unimpressed look.
"Oh, what? Are you jealous, Jimmy? Don't be mad at a playa cuz you got no game." Josh joked with a cheeky smile.
"Not even! You act like you can get any girl in the world." Jimmy said.
"Cuz I can." Josh bragged.
"Nuh uh."
"Yes huh."
"Nuh uh."
"Alright, fine, Mr. Lonely. How 'bout a bet?" Josh challenged.
"What we talkin'?" Jimmy inquired.
"I bet I could get any girl to go out with me no matter who they are. I'll be fair and let you pick." Josh explained.
"What do I get if you lose?" Jimmy asked.
"I'll clean all the of the teams jockstraps by hand." Josh proposed causing Jimmy to cringe.
"Even Sweaty Sheen?" Jimmy worriedly asked as a teenager came rushing down the hallway leaving a trail of sweat.
"Eugh! Even Sweaty Sheen. And if I win, you have to pay for my lunches for a whole month." Josh added.
"Hmmm… You know what? You got yourself a deal." Jimmy accepted as the two shook hands.
"Alright, what lucky lady is gonna be graced by my presence?" Josh cockily asked as Jimmy scoped the area.
"Let's see… Ah, here's a challenge for ya. Miss future mortician over there." Jimmy pointed towards Maggie.
"Oh, man. Not her! She looks like she'd put a curse on my whole family if I make her mad." Josh complained.
"I mean you can call it quits now and wash every single grimey… festering… sweat soaked..."
"Alright, alright, geez. What the heck? I like a challenge. At least she's developed where it counts." The jock scanned Maggie's chest. "Can't fake, that chest is on point. Alright, here it goes. Watch a playa work his magic." Josh cracked his knuckles and slicked his hair back as he strutted his way over to the emo.
He leaned on the locker next to her as she continued gathering her things, paying him no mind.
"Hey." Josh greeted with a smirk but got no response from her. "How's 'bout you, me and that sweet bod of yours go out this Sunday and I show you a good time?"
"No, thank you." Maggie replied as she kept packing.
"Oh, come on now. You look like you could use a little sun anyway. So let a playa treat you." Josh begged.
"I think I get enough light through the brightness of your outfit." Maggie quipped as she closed her locker and started to walk down the hallway. Josh rushed in front of her and walked backwards.
"Hold on! You can't tell me you don't want to get with all of this." Josh argued as he flexed his muscles.
"I can and I'm telling you, I don't want any of that." Maggie gave an irritated look towards the jock.
"This is a once in a lifetime opportunity for you to get with a real man and maybe earn yourself some social points." Josh asserted.
"I don't really need a phony man like you or any of your meaningless social points. I don't care for any of your baloney macho-ness so I suggest you stop and get out of my way." Maggie demanded with a stern look.
"Um… okay, how 'bout this?" The jock rubbed his hands together. "There's a big game tomorrow, you come watch me crush the other team and when we win, I take you out on the best night of your life."
"Seems interesting. If you lose, you never speak to me again." Maggie added.
"Deal. Hehe, ever since I became the quarterback we haven't lost once. This will be a piece of cake. Wear something nice on our date, and maybe don't look so gloom and doom." Josh said as he walked away as Luan met up with the emo.
"Hey, Maggs. What's with that grin on your face?" Luan asked as Maggie smiled devilishly.
"Oh, it's nothing. I'm just gonna enjoy what I have in mind."
The emo and comedian had gone to Maggie's house. The two were hanging in Maggie's room with Luan sitting on the bed and Maggie standing.
"So, Josh Treyson, the high school quarterback, made a deal with you to go on a date with him if he wins the game tomorrow?" Luan inquired.
"Yep, that pretty much sums it up." Maggie affirmed.
"Yay, I'm dating one of the popular girls." Luan fake celebrated.
"Don't get too excited. He's only asking me because he wants to win a bet. I overheard him and his friend talking. I even heard him talk about my chest." Maggie explained.
"Oh, I'm sorry, Maggs. Can't say I blame him though. It is your 'breast' quality. Ha ha. But seriously, Jocks are such jerks. Why I oughta deflate his balls if you know what I mean." Luan threatened.
"Settle down there, Tom Brady. I'm not really that upset about it." Maggie claimed.
"Well, you should be. No one should disrespect you like that. And I think I know a way to get him back. I'll put itching powder in his shoes. He'll definitely be 'itching' to apologize." Luan quipped as she wore an evil smile.
"I think it's hot when you're angry and vengeful. But you don't need to do all that. I already have a plan." Maggie stated.
"Aw." Luan looked down disappointment.
"Don't worry you'll still get your revenge." Maggie reassured.
"Yay."
The next day came as the school was in full motion for the big game. It was the last quarter as many fans were sitting in the stands, cheering on the team, while a certain couple was looking on from the front row.
"Wow, people really go crazy for sweaty guys running each other over." Maggie pointed out.
"Yep! Me and my family usually do the same thing whenever we go to one of Lynn's or Pop-Pop's sporting events. We even blew out our voices one time. It was so funny because Lucy thought she put a curse on us." Luan explained.
"I don't see how you could get so excited by such pointless things like sports." Maggie stated.
"Eh, it's just to support my family. I don't really care for sports all that much. By the way, what is your plan of revenge exactly?" Luan asked.
"I told you! We're gonna distract Josh so he messes up and loses the game." Maggie explained.
"I think you forgot a major step in enacting your plan. We haven't done anything to distract him since we got here and the team only needs one touchdown to win." Luan pointed out.
"Just trust me on this. He's been looking at me the whole time that we've been sitting down. He's even been winking at me when he's about to throw the ball to his teammates, see?" Maggie pointed out as Josh prepared to pass the before looking over at the two and giving a wink.
"Errgh." Luan growled.
"Calm down." Maggie patted Luan's hand. "When they hike the ball this time, just go with what I'm going to do, got it?"
"Alright. I trust you know what you're doing." Luan said as her anger deflated.
The team got into position as they got ready to go for another play.
"Hike." Josh yelled from the field. The team broke apart as Josh was tossed the ball and gained some distance away from the scrimmage. He cocked his arm back as he prepared to throw it to one of his teammates, down field, when he decided to look over to Maggie and Luan and make a kissy face.
"Now!" Maggie shouted as she grabbed Luan's face.
"Maggie, what are yo-mmph." Luan started but was stopped by Maggie pulling her close and pressing her lips to hers in a rushed kiss. Luan slightly struggled until she realized what Maggie was doing and started to go along with it and wrapped her arms around the emo's waist.
Josh looked on in shock as he saw the scene play out before him. He continued looking on as he forgot about his surroundings.
"Josh!" His teammates shouted, snapping the quarterback back to reality.
"Huh-oomph." He cried as he got tackled by two big, muscular players from the opposing team, causing the audience to simultaneously wince. "Uuuggghhhh." He groaned as he was laid out on the ground. Maggie and Luan stopped their makeout session to look at the fallen player.
"I guess you could say he couldn't 'tackle' the situation." Maggie quipped with a proud smirk.
"Hehehe, good one." Luan said as the team and coach gathered around him.
"Josh? Are you alright? His teammate asked.
"I'll have the clam special, Ms. Darby." Josh woozily said.
"Yeah, he's broken. Get the medics." The couch requested.
A medic team came onto the field and proceeded to lift him on to a stretch and carried him to the nurses office. Luan and Maggie decided to follow suit after the next play.
Josh laid on the bed in a separate room in the nurse's office for 10 minutes. Maggie and Luan came to the nurse's desk as to visit him.
"He's right in that room, laying down." The nurse pointed out. "He's still a little woozy from that concussion."
"Thank you, Ma'am." Maggie said as she and Luan made their way into the room.
Josh looked up to see the odd couple staring down at him with unimpressed looks on their faces.
"Ugh, did we win?" Josh asked while holding his head.
"No. The coach replaced you with some scrawny guy who threw an interception and helped the other team win the game." Maggie explained.
"Oh, man. There goes our winning streak. You could've told me that you were already dating a girl." Josh complained.
"Would that have really mattered to you? I've seen you hit on a bunch different girls who already had boyfriends. Would you really not have hit on me if I said I was dating a girl?" Maggie asked.
"Hmm… Not really. If anything it makes you even hotter. Maybe your girlfriend would want to join us on our date." Josh gave a sleazy smile to Luan earning a disgusted look for the jokester.
"You're despicable. And besides, you lost the game so you lost the bet." Luan pointed.
"Aw, man." Josh bemoaned.
"Maybe next time you'll think twice before using me to win a bet with your friends." Maggie stated.
"Oh, you heard that?" Josh asked while rubbing the back of his head.
"Yep. I even heard what you said about my chest. That's why I came up with this plan to make you fail. I hope you learned not to treat women like we're some object you can use whenever you want. I like being treated with respect." Maggie advised.
"Yeah, I'm sorry. I should've been such a jerk. I won't go hitting on any girl I see from now on." Josh said with shame written all over his face.
"Glad to hear it." Maggie said with a prideful smile.
"But, to be fair, that chest is well developed." Josh complimented.
"He's got you there." Luan added.
"Oy. You're both idiots." Maggie said while pinching the bridge of her nose.
"Aw, don't be such a 'boob' about it. We're just talking about the 'breast' thing about you. I just hope you don't take the compliment 'tits for tat', heh heh. But seriously, you should understand this, Josh." Luan spanked and grabbed Maggie's butt causing the emo's face to turn red. "This sweet bod is all mine! Got it?"
"Uh-Um… y-yeah." Josh stammered with a shocked expression.
"Good. Let's go, Maggs." Luan demanded as she left the room while Maggie stood there, in shock, staring at the wall for a few seconds before finally taking her leave.
The couple arrived at Maggie's house as they made their way inside.
"Well, that was fun. We made a jock get a concussion at a sporting event and taught him a lesson. I'd say we had a very 'eventful' day, heh heh heh, get it?" Luan quipped as Maggie lead her up the stairs.
"Yeah, it was definitely an interesting day. I'm just happy everything went according to plan." Maggie said as they turned the corner and reached her room.
"Yeah, I'm still surprised you kissed me in front everybody." Luan stated as Maggie let her inside the room and closed the door behind her.
"Not as surprising as you spanking me and by the way, Luan?" Maggie got the comedian's attention while giving a fake smile and then suddenly bared her teeth and grabbed Luan by the collar and pulled her close to the emo's face, making their noses touch. "Never do that again!" The emo growled.
"Y-yes, m-ma'am." Luan stammered with fear instilled on her face as she stared into Maggie's rage fueled eyes.
Maggie glared at Luan for a few seconds before pulling her into a rough kiss, catching the jokester by surprise. The emo broke away and then wrapped her arms around her girlfriends neck and softening her face.
"Ask first."
Epilogue
Josh was sitting on a stool with a small wash tub filled with soap and pile of dirty jockstraps next to him. He was ringing out a soapy jockstrap with the a cringe induced face.
"Aw, man did this dude ever wash this thing? These stains just won't come out. I swear I'm never hittin' on any random chick so long as I live. Especially not any spiteful emo girls." Josh complained as his friend, Jimmy, came into the room with a big load while having a clothespin pinch his nose.
"Here's another pile." Jimmy nasally said while walking over to his friend.
"How many teammates do we have? I already have this big pile next to me." Josh pointed out.
"Oh, this is just Sweaty Sheens load. He has to have a multiples because he stinks them up so bad he has to wash them everyday. Let me tell you these thing are funky. I think the stench is strong enough to melt your skin." Jimmy stated.
"Whatever. Just add it to the pile." Josh demanded.
"Alright, I-oop." Jimmy tripped and fell, throwing the load in the air and towards Josh.
"Oh, no."
AN: This chapter was a bit tricky to write since I had to come up with a jock stereotype. Word to the wise for people unfamiliar with football, remain silent when a player might be injured. Maggie only talked because Josh didn't respect her. I feel I might be running into the ground how touchy feely Maggie and Luan are. Tell me what you think. Reviews are always appreciated.
