Go Out With A Smile

Ansatsu Kyoushitsu

Assassination Classroom

Original Character


Summary: Oichi Chika is a part of Class 3E, the so called End class. Isolated from the rest of the school, class 3E spend their days learning both academic and assassination. The target of their assassination? Koro-sensei, an octopus like creature who will destroy the Earth in the period of 1 year. That is if they fail to kill him before then. Everyday Chika write the daily events of class 3E into her diary...

Warnings: Contain OCs, typos, grammar errors (English is not my first language, I'm so sorry)

Note: Title may change

Disclaimers: I do not own Ansatsu Kyoushitsu


Chapter 2


April X 20XX

Dear Diary

Akabane-san seem to have calmed down. Maybe he finally realise that his attempts will fail if he keep on with that tricky (prank like?) tactics of his. Now that the king of prankster himself toned down, it's time for someone else to step up and assassinate Koro-sensei. Today, our assassin is no other than Okuda Manami-san. Chika told you a few entries ago that Okuda-san sit right in front of her. Chika admit that she don't know much about Okuda-san. She have good grades when it comes to science, shy, and the only girl in class who wear glasses. Her assassination style... Is straightforward, to say the least. After our science class (Koro-sensei took all of the leftover sweets), Okuda-san walked up and straight out offer poison to sensei.

Scratch that, Okuda-san isn't shy at all. She is as brave as a lion. Chika underestimated her.

Okuda-san reasoned that she is not good at surprise attack like everyone else. Chemistry is her strong point so she put everything she had in these poison. Koro-sensei being himself, casually drank them.

First poison: sodium hydroxide. It causes Koro-sensei to grow horns. His head turns blue. It actually looks like Sonic's spikes.

Second poison: thallium acetate. Koro-sensei's head turns green this time. Wings grew on the sides of his head.

Third poison: Aqua regia. Nothing grows on his head. Instead, Koro-sensei's head turned white. His face turn to this ( ._. ) His voice turn smaller as well, completely flat. He also become philosophical...

Koro-sensei recovered fairly fast though (for human standard). While impressed, he is not amused that Okuda-san made poison without supervision. Sensei offered to do lab research on poison together with Okuda-san. An assassin and her target creating poison together... Such thing can only happen in Class 3E.

Chika noticed that Akabane-san is staring quite intently at Okuda-san. That's worrisome.

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Diary, you think the same thing right...?

Those two together would make a very interesting story...

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Oh no! Is this what shipping really is? Is Chika a shipper now? Those two aren't even dating! But Shiota-san and Kayano-san are quite close- Uh oh... Diary, Chika is turning to a shipper!

Must. Resist. Imagination

P.S Karasuma-sensei introduced us to a new game. It's called kill badminton. You use wooden toy knife instead of racket and Koro ball instead of shuttlecock. It's surprisingly fun. Karasuma-sensei told us that we'll improve our knife skill by playing this game (sport?).


April X 20XX

Okuda-san brought with her a bottle of pink reddish liquid. It reminded Chika of Toshiko-nee's pink curry. That poison is the fruit of Okuda-san and Koro-sensei research together. Koro-sensei even draw a manga of how to store poison properly. Okuda-san is very proud with her work. Just how effective is it against Koro-sensei... That's the real test.

When Koro-sensei enter the classroom, Okuda-san show him the poison. He nonchalantly drink it. The whole class wait in anticipation as he writhed in agony... And then there's a blast of wind..! When we opened our eyes, we are shocked to see..!

A grey slime with Koro-sensei's face and hat.

Chika expected Koro-sensei to grow nine tails (like Naruto) or something, but certainly not that. Now that Sensei's body is like liquid, he can fit into tight places (like our drawers or the gap between the cupboards). He is also still speedy as ever. Dare Chika said that it is harder to attack him while Koro-sensei is in this form?

It turns out that Koro-sensei tricked Okuda-san. What supposed to be poison turns out to be a tonic that invigorates his cells and increase their fluidity. Hence the liquid form.

In assassinations, deceiving people with language skill is necessary. Okuda-san cooked up excellent poison but because she honestly told her target what they are, the target took advantage of that. To deceive someone, you must get to know your opponent. You must plan out your words. The power of language is necessary in order to skilfully deliver poison.

That is today's lesson for assassination.

Maybe Chika will give Koro-sensei Toshiko-nee's cooking in the future... Must do something with the neon food colouring that Nee-san loves so much. What do you think Diary?

P.S. Akabane-san is looking at Okuda-san again! Is this the start of something new?


May 1st 20XX

It's May already. So much have happened in one month. The moon's destruction... Koro-Sensei... Class 3E as a classroom of assassination... Chika is thankful that Chika can celebrate her birthday in peace. Just us two sisters going out for dinner. Toshiko-nee insisted of buying me a gift though. In the end she got me a fountain pen. An odd gift for a 15 years old. But that's what Chika want. In fact, Chika is using it right now. The writing feel smoother and tidier. Chika feel very fancy, to be honest.

Today, Class 3E have a new teacher. It's a woman this time. Irina Jelavic. The name sounds like Eastern Europe. She is incredibly beautiful. Porcelain white skin and wavy blonde hair... Blue eyes with thick eyelashes... Irina-sensei also have quite the dynamite body. Hourglass figure, long legs, G cup bosom. The whole package. Her breasts might be bigger than Toshiko-nee's. She will be teaching us foreign language. Koro-sensei is quite smitten with her. Or... her cleavage. His head turn pink. Not to mention the perverted grin on his face. Oh and the blushing as well.

Koro-sensei's weak point #5: Breasts

Irina-sensei is acting clingy to Koro-sensei, praising him mercilessly, looking at him with lovestruck eyes... But we are not fooled. Any teacher who come to this Class 3E can't be normal. (What kind of woman likes tentacles? Unless she have a fetish for it of course...). We get to see her true face later that day. Irina-sensei approached Koro-sensei again during break time. We are having a kill soccer game. Every time someone receive a the ball, they pass it back to Koro-sensei while trying to kill him. Chika sit this one out because she is not good with sport that use your legs (kill badminton is better).

Irina-sensei suddenly show up in the middle of the game. First, she praises Koro-sensei's speed as the opening before asking him to get her coffee from Vietnam. Koro-sensei have no problem at all. He flew away to Vietnam, leaving us alone with Irina-sensei. Now that the target is gone... Irina-sensei dropped the act. Her eyes instantly become cold and dangerous. She expressed her intention quite clearly that she have no intention of teaching us. She also command us to call her Jelavic-oneesama, claiming that she don't want to be over familiar with us.

Akabane-san immediately call her Bitch-neesan.

Everyone would be annoyed being called like that, Irina-sensei is not so different. Then the unexpected happened...

She kissed Shiota-san.

As in, deep kissing.

Chika is pretty sure that's sexual harassment. Not to mention Shiota-san is a minor! Irina-sensei must have heard that he have lots of information about Koro-sensei, that's why she... 'seduce' him. She wants him to go to the teacher lounge later. Anyone else who have information are welcomed as well.

A professional's job lies in having both skills and personal connections. Us 'brats' should sit quietly on the sidelines and watch she said. If we get in her way, Irina-sensei will kill us... Pretty sure that Karasuma-sensei and Koro-sensei won't let her do that. Yet Chika can't help but notice that she really is serious with her job as a hit man. But her real personality? Very bitchy.

Class with her is very unproductive. Irina-sensei spent the whole time looking through her iPad. She finally paid attention to us when Maehara-san call her 'Bitch-neesan' She maybe unpleasant but Irina-sensei is her to teach us English. Supposedly. She understand that us Japanese people can't say 'V' so she gave us an exercise. First, bite down your lower lip. And that's it. Her lesson is a bust. Yet her Japanese is extremely good, as if she is a native born. Maybe Irina-sensei really knows what she's talking about...

Later that afternoon, we are having PE class with Karasuma-sensei. Today we have shooting practice. We saw Koro-sensei and Irina-sensei going inside the storage side. No doubt that she will carry out whatever her plan is there. Karasuma-sensei told us that she's here because of the government request. The fact that she finished all her preparations in one day speaks volume of her caliber as a hit man. Maybe grownups will be the one to kill Koro-sensei after all...

Suddenly there was a shriek. It sounds female so it must be Irina-sensei. And then there's a pause... And another shriek. Another pause... Another shriek..! Not to mention there's this suspicious slithery sounds in between. No one can sustain their curiosity (especially the resident pervert Okajima) so we go to the shed. Koro-sensei stepped out, clearly unharmed and very pink. Next to come out is Irina-sensei. She is no longer wearing her (pimped out) white business suit but a retro PE uniform instead. You know, the one with bloomers. During that short period of time, Koro-sense had gave her a massage to loosen her stiff shoulder and back, lymphatic oil massage, changed her clothes and... Doing something slippery with his tentacles. Judging from her screams (or moan, depend on how you look at it), it must be something ecchi. So ecchi that it made the vamp Irina-sensei collapse.

Koro-sensei won't give us a straight answer when Shiota-san asked. He look to the side with his flat white face. Which only fuel our suspicion that he did something indecent to her. Koro-sensei is a pervert.

We didn't see Irina-sensei again for the rest of the day. Knowing her personality, she will try again. Killing Koro-sensei is important but is it really worth sacrificing our studies..?

It looks like this month will be crazy as well, Diary. Wish us luck.


Ever since Chika moved in with her sister, they take turns in taking care of the household. They are responsible for their own bedroom. Toshiko is in charge of doing the laundry, cleaning the bathroom, and the kitchen. Chika is in charge of the living room (the biggest part of their apartment), grocery shopping and taking out the trash. Since Toshiko's schedule depends on what kind of work she currently have, she can't always be in their apartment in a set time. Sunday is her day off so she usually dedicate the whole day doing her share of chores. For cooking, the sisters also take turns. Chika start to learn more about cooking to relieve her sister's burden. Breakfast is her part (since she wake up earlier to go to school) and dinner is Toshiko's turn to cook. Anytime Toshiko work late, she leaves cash for Chika so she can order take outs.

Tonight Toshiko is at home. She only had a photo shoot for this new upcoming fashion designer. Dinner for tonight will be hamburger. Chika have asked Toshiko if it's okay for her to consume so much calories. Toshiko simply snort at the question.

"Everyone is counting calories like moms counting their household expenditure. Then they worked out like crazy to get rid of all those calories. Anyone who said humans don't need calories must be really clueless how their body works. We need calories to go on living. How can we just enjoy our food if all we think about is how fat we are?"

Those words will be regarded as controversial in the modelling world but that's just how her sister is. Speaks out her mind without any reserve. Japanese models are all skinny and fair skinned. Not an ounce of fat. Have the thigh gaps. Wakai Miyako is different. With the height of 177 cm, Wakai Miyako is bigger than those girls. Her shoulders are broader, her thighs thicker and her bosom larger. When Chika checked their laundry, she found that Toshiko's bra cup is G. Her sister's body type is unusual for a Japanese. It certainly made it harder for her to get a job when she just start modelling. But Chika honestly think that her sister is gorgeous. She is much more prettier than Chika is. Toshiko dying her hair brown red gives her a foreigner vibes.

It can't be easy to balance your study and work when you first start, especially when you live on your own. Toshiko moved out from their home when she was 16, first year in high school. Chika was 8 years old back then. Her older sister can't take anymore pressure from their parents. She wants to be a model, not the star student their parents wants her to be. It was incredibly brave for her to take such action. Chika don't see Toshiko again after that, only see glimpses of her in the magazines. It wasn't until a few months ago they meet again and Chika moved in with her. But that's a story for another time.

"Why the long face, Chika-chan?" Toshiko ask her little sister as she set down the hamburgers. The hamburgers have a strong smell... But Chika can't point what exactly is the smell... It doesn't look like the meat is burned...

"We have a new teacher coming in today. She is supposed to teach us English," Chika grab her knife and fork.

"Supposed to?" Toshiko already take a bite of her hamburger. Chika watches her expression. Nothing changes. Then again, Toshiko-nee have a different palate than she is...

"...Let's just say she's not really into it." Chika inwardly dread eating the hamburger but her sister worked so hard on this... She must... Chika put the burger inside her mouth. Instantly she hold back her choke. How can meat tastes like cheese?! The texture is like meat but all she can taste is cheese! The 15 year old painfully swallowed. Yet her body betrayed her. The PE lessons today has been demanding so she've been starving in the last hour.

Toshiko frowned "...Is it another one of those Class 3E's special treatment?"

"To be fair, our teacher have her mind completely focused with something else..." She can't say assassination. "But we are used to it by now. How was your day, Nee-san?"

"Pretty good. The designer have a very particular taste but the photo shoot went smoothly. Afterwards me and the other models grabbed coffee together. What about you? Have you make any friends with the girls in class 3E? You only hanged out with the student council throughout your second year."

The girls in class 3E are nicer than the main building, Chika can't deny that. Kurahashi-san especially, have asked her to hang out with the girls after school. Chika always said no because she'll be a spoil sport. She just don't know what a junior high student do in their free time! She saw in TV that young girls go buy sweets and look at clothing shop but that don't tell her what young girls supposed to talk about!

"...I have been asked to hang out with them a couple of times... But I turned them down..."

"Eh..? Why? Junior high students don't always have to study you know! You deserve to have fun! I know that Kunugigaoka is like our parents but this is already your last year! Have some fun! Make some memories! Fall in love!"

"It's not that easy... I can't smile or laugh... What if they hate me after this...?"

Toshiko smiled gently at her sister. "They won't" She reach out to pat Chika's head. "This is the happiest you've been since you moved here. I don't know what kind of place class 3E is but I can tell in a glance that you have fun there. So... Next time the girls ask you out, say yes."

"...Yes..."

Toshiko smiled wider. The two sisters resume their dinned in peace. The older have no idea that the younger is cringing every time she take a bite.


May 2nd 20XX

Two amazing things happened today.

We have another lesson with Irina-sensei. Like last time, she spent the whole period fiddling with her iPad. The look on her face gave it all away. She is pissed. The lack of wifi further infuriate her. Isogai-san kindly ask her if she can start teaching now. Irina-sensei refused. She even go as far as calling us failures. She must have heard that class 3E is full of outcasts. That's the last straw for the class. Many people start throwing her things (erasers, pens, paper scraps, stuff like that) while calling her bitch. Chika don't join in but Diary can be assured that Chika gave Irina-sensei a glare.

The class relieve their pent up frustration with another game of assassination badminton. Chika saw Karasuma-sensei and Irina-sensei watching us from afar. Karasuma-sensei must be lecturing her or something. Moving on to our another English period, Irina-sensei stunted us by writing something on the black board. She never done that before. Here's what she wrote.

You are incredible in bed.

Chika is blushing right now for writing this to you. We must repeat this sentence over and over again until we get it right. Irina-sensei told us that a certain American VIP's bodyguard said this words to her when she seduced him. She further explained that this is part of learning language. It is often said that the quickest way to learn a language in short amount of time is to have a lover from that country. As you will want to understand your partner better, inevitably you'll grasp the meaning of their words. Irina-sensei learnt the language necessary for her work by using this method. So... In Irina-sensei's class, she will teach us how to seduce people from other countries. The secret skill of befriending through conversation that is taught to professional assassins, if we learn this, it will serve us well when meeting people from virtually any countries.

The material that will be used in the exam will be taught by Koro-sensei. Irina-sensei will be teaching us conversation skills. That's how they will split the English period.

That's the first amazing thing, the second is... Irina-sensei apologised to us. Her expression when apologising is so cute. The whole class have no choice but to forgive her. Now that she is officially a teacher, the class call her 'Bitch-sensei'. Chika can't bring herself to say 'bitch' out loud so in the end Chika mixed it up.

Bitchirina-sensei

A bit mouthful but just calling her Irina-sensei doesn't seem to be quite right either... Don't worry Bitchirina-sensei. When Chika talk to Diary about you, Chika will use Irina-sensei. It safe more ink that way.


"Chika-chan, do you want to decorate your knife sheath?"

Chika abruptly look up from her book when she heard Kurahashi call her out. The flouncy girl is leaning on her table. "Knife sheath?"

Kurahashi nodded. "Yeah! Rio-chan and I will have them decorated in this shop! They usually only decorate cellphone case but the knife sheathes are so boring... Why don't we decorate them so they will be cuter? We can check out the new frozen yoghurt parlour on the way!"

Next time the girls ask you out, say yes.

"...Yes."

"Eh?"

"...If you really don't mind it... I'll come." Chika said while looking straight into Kurahashi's eyes. She must answer back clearly.

Kurahashi blinked once before smiling widely. She clapped her hands. "All right! Chika-chan is coming with us! Rio-chan! Chika-chan said yes!" She waves to the other girl. Nakamura grinned back and give them a thumbs up.

Chika remained impassive on the outside, but inside, there's a swarm of butterflies in her stomach. 'Nee-san... I did it...'


This chapter takes place from Ch. 7-10 in the manga.

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