Mordell turned on the TV.
"what's that show?" asked Soap.
"this? it's The Garfield Show. surprised it hasn't been in reruns for twenty-five years yet."
Jon was nailing a picture to the wall. he ends up driving the pointy end of a hammer into his knee.
meanwhile, Garfield was going through his seventh spoon ringing a bell.
"oh," he said. "this is the post-post-breakfast-pre-pre-lunch snack snack meal food bell."
so he rings his breakfast bell.
after he goes through his thirteenth spoon, he gives up.
"Jon, quit yelling profanities and bring my raisin-free lasagna flavored cereal!" he says.
A/N: Stay tuned for more MW1R! also, R&R!
