Mordell turned on the TV.

"what's that show?" asked Soap.

"this? it's The Garfield Show. surprised it hasn't been in reruns for twenty-five years yet."

Jon was nailing a picture to the wall. he ends up driving the pointy end of a hammer into his knee.

meanwhile, Garfield was going through his seventh spoon ringing a bell.

"oh," he said. "this is the post-post-breakfast-pre-pre-lunch snack snack meal food bell."

so he rings his breakfast bell.

after he goes through his thirteenth spoon, he gives up.

"Jon, quit yelling profanities and bring my raisin-free lasagna flavored cereal!" he says.

A/N: Stay tuned for more MW1R! also, R&R!