Chapter 3: Mysterious Man of Estrellas
A/N: Sorry I took so long to update, I had to go for camp, lols. I realized it was spelt as estrellas not estrellias. (cuckoo clock sound describing how stupid I am) From now on when Mario says something I will write: Mario nonsense: {(what Mario is saying here)}
When Mario woke up (again), he realized that he was tied to a chair (wow so amazing, what a classic kidnap scene). But he was not sitting on the chair (surprise surprise, not very classic but screw that with a 5 inch screwdriver (dun think sick (how can there be a bracket in a bracket in a bracket? God knows (Lols.))))
Mario nonsense: {Who are you?} "It's me Stario!" the mystery man (who apparently understands Mario nonsense) said like how Mario says: "It's me Mario!" Mario fainted again (Lols. so dumb this guy, wonder how he can be the almighty superstar of Mushroom Kingdom like that).
When Mario awoke, he was untied. "I am warning thee, thou shalst suffer if thou shan't join me on my conquest for domination" Stario said. Mario nonsense: {In your dreams mustacheless star man!} Stario took out a bottle of toxic waste, on the label it said: 'toxic power up use at your own risk'. "Let me demonstrate to you a tiny fraction of the powers of the hack star!" Stario said menacingly. He used the toxic power up.
A/N: Let me clear up some misleading stuff. The toxic power up does not exist in Mario games as far as I know. The toxic power up, which will cost you one unit of life every second, so if you are playing those 2d Mario games you will instant game over, in the SM64, you can survive for like 12 seconds or so before you game over (technical stuff like how, when, what, who, which and stuff like there about the hack star explained here) is made by the hack star. As the hack star's name suggests, erm… hack. You know, like how people use hacks from those cheat engines? Hack star basically, is the same thing.
Since the hack star gives Stario Infinite Life, he cannot game over by using the toxic power up. "The toxic power up, apparently, as its name suggests, is like acid. It corrodes, dissolves, technically everything a pH-999 acid can do." Stario took the pleasure in explaining the gruesome details of almost everything he knew about the hack star's abilities. Then he ended off with, "like all bad guys I think my arrogance this time round caused my fall because if you haven't noticed, we were actually in your dear princess' castle, where nobody will bother to look if you get kidnapped, but somehow, time is not on my side, 2 days have passed with me rambling on about the technical things, next time, my foolish Mario friend, you will not be so lucky." With that, (rip off warp star music from Kirby and Stario is still there) then Stario took out a tube and jumped inside destroying tube as he went in.
End of Chapter
A/N: Okay if anybody wants to know the technical stuff Stario explained to Mario, pm me, I've got that written down somewhere. Btw, I actually got the idea for this story in my sleep, made a comic about it and stored it somewhere and I think I lost it, so I'm trying to remember the details of the story as it progresses, lols. R&R or I'll screw you with a 5 inch screwdriver (dun think sick), never mind I'll just lol you with a 101 inch loldriver.
