Prompted by anonymous on Tumblr: No list is complete without doing number 1, come on now. ;D ("It's not that complicated.")

Tilly used the key to get into Ivy's penthouse. She knew she was early, her girlfriend had some errands to run. She figured she'd set up a romantic dinner for just the two of them. She didn't know how to cook, but had picked up a pizza and swiped some candles. She stripped down to her tank top and underwear, for an even bigger surprise as she set up.

As the door opened, she smirked. "Well, well, well, you're home early…" She spun around, freezing when she saw Victoria standing in the doorway. "Miss Bellfrey."

Victoria raised an eyebrow. "What the hell is going on here?"

"It's not that complicated. I'm…I'm your daughter's housekeeper."

"And you clean naked?"

Tilly shrugged. "It's more comfortable this way."

Ivy came in behind her mother, her mouth dropping open, looking from her mom to her girlfriend.

"I wasn't aware you had hired a half-dressed housekeeping service," Victoria quipped.

Ivy swallowed. "What are you even doing here, Mother?"

"I had some documents for you to sign…but I can see you're busy. We'll talk about this later."

Her heels clicked out of the apartment, the door shutting behind her. Tilly's gnawed on her lip, shrugging her shoulders.

"I'm sorry," she muttered. "I didn't think…I just wanted to surprise you."

"It's not your fault, I didn't realize she had a key. She's been even more controlling since I moved out, I didn't know that was possible. I can handle her."

"Are you sure?"

"I know her price, don't worry about it."

Ivy looked over at the table, smiling at the pizza and candles that were set up.

"What's all this?"

"A romantic dinner for two…except I can't cook."

She giggled and walked closer, wrapping her arms around her. "Well, can dinner wait? Seeing you in your underwear has given me an idea of something else I'd rather eat."

Tilly pretended to think it over. "Well…as long as you don't spoil your appetite."

Ivy playfully rolled her eyes. "You are such a dork." Taking her by the hand, she lead her back to the bedroom.