Kiki: HEY PEOPLEZ!
Iz: What up? *head nod*
Kiki: We started this chapter late because we totally forgot almost everything, (Minus the Corset Scene, who could forget that!) in episode 4 :3
Iz: Corset Scene...*drool* But anyways here is the next chapter! And I totally own Black Butler!
Kiki: No you don't, besides if you did I'd own Sebastian...
"I hear them coming," Kiki whispered listening through the door.
"At least it'd be a break from those six," she heard Sebastian say rather annoyed, which was what triggered her 'trama switch' and she went to her emo corner.
"Yea, and I'm the emo one.." Iz rolled her eyes.
"Where do they keep the tea in this place?" Madame Red asked.
"I don't know," Lau and Iz said at the same time.
"Lau! Madane Red! Iz! Kiki! What are you doing here?" Ciel said.
"We were bored...So we came here!" Iz said.
Ciel rolled his eyes at Iz.
"Ciel you're early dear," Madam Red said.
"Your being here could only me one thing," Lau said with his always there smile.
"The queen's guard dog has a new scent to follow," Madam Red said.
"Cue theme song!" Iz shouted as everyone stared at her.
"OK!" Kiki smiled, coming out of her emo corner, she pressed play on her iPod.
"I got them moves like jagger..."
"Opps wrong song!" Kiki laughed, pressing play again.
"There is no color to our meeting, it blows through, in monochrome" Iz and Kiki starting singing, much to Ciel's annoyance, "I go where your cool finger beckon me. I am like troublesome ice after the melt. You gently scoop me up to your mouth and play with my upper lip. Still, I search for a form of love. The dry eyes that shapes the present rather than a distant time. I want to end like this, cloaked. But the night ignores the wish and brings morning. With you gentle, passionate and dastardly kiss. Paint this final night. The moon illuminates us."
"Are you done now?" Ciel asked annoyed.
"Yes," Iz and Kiki said at the same time.
"Good, Now come on, we must go to the crime scene..." Ciel said.
"But Ciiiiieeeeelllllll" Kiki whined, grabbing Ciel by the ankle, "We were gonna make you tea!"
"You don't even know where the tea is!" Ciel yelled.
"True but we will find it," Iz getting ready to make a bigger mess.
"Oh no!" Ciel shouted.
"Aw..." Iz said.
*Page Break of Awesomeness*
"Aww...I wanted to see the dead body," Kiki pouted as Ciel lead them away from the crime scene.
Ciel ignored her, "It looks like we'll need to get information another way."
"My Lord!" Lau said, "You don't mean...?"
"Yes, I do..." Ciel said.
Soon everyone was standing outside the builing with the sign Undertaker.
"So, where are we?" Lau asked.
"IF YOU DON'T KNOW THEN WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?" Madame Red shouted. Kiki and Iz giggled as they walked in .
"Hello, Earl Phantomhive," they heard a voce from behind a coffin say, the Undertaker walked out, "Do I finally have the pleasure of fitting you for one of my coffins?"
"EEEEEEEE!" Kiki squealed running up and hugging Undertaker.
"Sorry about that..." Iz said prying Kiki off the Undertaker only to also give him a hug.
"If you two don't behave I will make you wait outside," Ciel threatened.
Kiki and Iz backed away from the Undertaker.
"Now back to why I'm he-"
"No need to say I'm already aware," The Undertake said putting his fingers on Ciel's lips, "very well aware. One of my resent costumers was a bit usual shall we say. I helped though; I made her look beautiful again."
Iz and Kiki were getting bored and sarted looking at the coffins, it was fun, until Iz locked herself in one. Kiki looked over to them.
"I gave you a special discount last time but I won't again," the Undertaker said.
"Everyone please step outside, and try not to listen..." Sebastian said.
Kiki finallly got the coffin open and covered Iz's mouth, and motioned her head towards Sebastian and the Undertaker. Suddenly Iz and Kiki were rolling on the floor laughing at Sebastian's joke.
"I thought I said to leave the building," Sebastian scowled at them.
"Iz got herself locked in a coffin!" Kiki said.
"Yes I'm traumatized right now and yelling at me will make it worst," Iz said with a hand over her heart.
"And yelling at me could also make her worst," Kiki said as Iz nodded.
Sebastian gave them both a hard look as they stared back with moe moe pouts.
"It's not working..." Kiki whispered.
"What the fuck? How can you resist our moe-moe pouts?" Iz said.
"I am simply one hell of a butler" Sebastian said and walked away.
"He said the line," Kiki said, "He's so hot"
"Kiki, your drooling..."
*Page Break of Awesomeness*
"This carriage is small," Iz complained, she was smushed between Kiki and the wall.
Kiki on the other hand was not complaining, because she was sitting next to Sebastian.
"Kiki gets Sebastian, I get a wall," Iz muttered as everyone else continued talking about the case.
"I will make a list of suspects and question them immediately my lord," Sebastian opened the carriage door," Now if you will excuse me."
"Sebastian jumped out so move over, Kiki," Iz said not giving a second thought to what just happened.
"He knew that we're moving right," Madam Red asked.
"Sebastian will take care of it for now. We could head home and have a cup of tea while we wait," Ciel said with a bored tone.
"Are you high?" Iz asked Lau randomly.
"Shut up Iz," Kiki said.
When they got home Sebastian was inside waiting to open the door.
"What?" Madame Red asked confused, "How are you here?"
"Oh! I know!" Iz said raising her hand.
"I'll kill you of you don't shut up and put your hand down now," Kiki warned Iz.
Iz put down her hand pouting.
"What kind of a butler would I be if I couldn't do this much?" Sebastian said.
"So I hide the tiny camera right here and we're good to go..." Iz said to Kiki and the ran out ofthe room and down stairs where they were teach Ciel to act like a girl.
"Well Ciel you now have to listen to us," Iz said with a smirk.
"Great I'm learning how to be a lady from a girl who looks like she could be a descendent of the Undertaker and girl who dresses like a hooker," Ciel said.
"I don't look like a hooker!" Kiki defended herself.
"Do I really look like I could be related to the Undertaker?" Iz asked.
"Yes," Ciel said plainly.
"Awesome!"
"Can we just get start the lessons?" Ciel asked frustrated.
"Oh, yeah! Shall we start with the voice, walk, or flirting?" Iz asked Kiki.
"Hmm, the voice. Ciel, no offense, but you sound so serious and rude, a girl must have her voice light and swe-IZ GET BACK HERE OR I'LL RIP YOUR INNARDS OUT AND WEAR THEM AS JEWELRY!-Now as I was saying, light and sweet."
After 3 painful hours later Madame Red came in, "I found one for Ciel!" She held up a corset.
"You can try to run, but we'll find you," Iz whspered in his ear.
Ciel stares wide eye at Iz and gulped.
"I just scared a kid with a demon butler. I'm so proud of myself," Iz said smiling.
"I can't wait for when Ciel must get ready," Kiki said happily to Iz.
"I know," Iz replied.
"So who's going to this ball?" Kiki asked.
"You two aren't going," Ciel said knowing where Kiki was heading.
"Why not?" Iz whined.
"Young woman are being murdered and you want to go to a ball of a suspect for these murders when you two are young woman?" Ciel asked them.
"You called us young woman," Iz said.
"We're more like immature teens...of course your 12 yet you're gonna be flirting with a... How old is Viscount Druitt?" Kiki asked turning towards Iz, she shrugged.
"Please can we go Ciel? PLEASE?" Kiki asked, "I won't get into any trouble honest!"
"I wouldn't get in trouble either! Please, Ciel!" Iz begged getting on her knees.
"You two always get into to trouble," Ciel said.
"Please," Iz and Kiki said with puppy dog eyes.
"Don't look at me like that," Ciel said as Kiki and Iz continued doing their puppy dog eyes.
"Please..."
"Oh fine!" Ciel said surrendering to the power of puppy dog eyes.
YAY!" Iz and Kiki shouted.
"Now go get dressed, the ball is in a few hours"
"Fuck it, we have no dresses..." Iz said.
"Now how do you get this on?" Ciel asked looking at the corset.
"I'll help you My Lord.." Sebastian said walking upstairs with Ciel.
"Madame Red, We don't have any dresses for the ball...Can we go buy some?" Iz asked sweetly.
"Oh of course," Madam Red said.
"YAY!" Iz yelled dragging Madame Red out the door, Kiki rolled her eyes and walked normally out.
"Hey, uh, where do we go to get the dresses?" Iz asked.
*Page Break of Awesomeness*
"A magical place called a store," Kiki replied.
"Smart ass," Iz said.
"Bitch," Kiki replied
"ASSHOLE"
"FUCKTARD!"
"Girls!" Madame Red yelled.
"Yes?" They asked innocently.
"We're at the store..."
"Yes!" Iz yelled.
"Iz stop yelling," Madam Red said to Iz.
"She yells too," Iz said pointing at Kiki.
"Not as much as you..." Kiki said
"I hate long dresses," Kiki whined, she was wearing a long dark pink dres.
"Suck it up..." Iz said, "Could be worse..."
"You're right I could look emo like you...Dammit this corset is killing me, how do you breath in this?"
"Why do the dresses have to be so fuckin poofy? It's even smaller in this carriage" Iz said
"It's not lady-like to cuss morons," Ciel said.
"Whatever.." Kiki said.
"Woman are allowed to be bitchy and anyone who disagrees will die," Iz said trying to get comfortable.
"You two wanted to come so don't complain," Ciel said.
"We're here!" Kiki said as the carriaged stopped, she rushed out f the carriage, "I'm claustrophobic.."
"You're afraid of Santa Clause?" Iz asked.
"No you idiot," Kiki said.
"Why exactly do I have to dress up as girl?" Ciel asked.
"Because, I've always wanted a girl!" Madame gushed.
"My pedo bear senses are tingling..." Iz whispered, and sure enough saw Viscount Druitt staring at them.
"He is like the creepy ass pedo version of Tamaki," Iz said.
"Will you shut up?" Ciel said.
"Oh jeeze, I will never look at Tamaki the same way again..." Kiki said ignoring Ciel.
"I'm glad Lizzie isn't here," Ciel said.
"Oh I absolutely love your dress!" A loud voice exclaimed.
"Ciel I think you may have jinked yourself," Iz said pointing to Lizzie.
"Yeah and if Lizzie spots you she will know you are Sebastian and Druitt wouldn't try raping or murdering you. Which ever he does," Kiki said.
"I love all the dresses here!" Lizzie said.
"Maybe she won't notice us...keep walking..." Kiki whispered.
"OH YOU IN THE LIGHT PINK I LOVE YOUR DRESS!"
"Good Luck..." Kiki dashed off with Iz.
"Do you think that was kinda mean of us to ditch him?" Iz asked kind of guilty.
"If you wanna go and talk with Lizzie go ahead."
"Nah, I'll stay here."
"Look Ciel, and Sebastian are dancing," Kiki pointed, "awesome, and oh dear Lord, now Ciel's talking to Viscount Druitt"
"Ciel is flirting with a pedo, wonderful," Iz said.
"It's for the case! To bad we can't just say who Jack the Ripper is..." Kiki said, "Oh Look Sebastan's Magic Show is starting!"
"Come on let's try getting to the front of crowd," Iz said elbowing people out of the way.
"Where did Sebastian get all those swords?" Kiki asked.
"And now I will lock myself in here," Sebastian said.
"He is a demon," Iz said watching Sebastian's magic show.
"I've always wondered why Lau aimed for Sebastian's head first..." Kiki said, "Iz?" She looked around Iz wasn't there.
"Now was this the stair case he led Ciel too?" Iz wondered walking up the stairs.
"Oh shit," Kiki looked around her," I lost Iz."
When Sebastian came out unharmed Kiki ran up and said, "Iz is missing, does that mean I have to do her share of cleaning?"
"You don't care if your friend is missing?" Sebastian asked.
"That did not answer my question."
"You don't even clean."
"Oh Yea...Nevermind!" Kiki smiled, "Hey can I come with you when you rescue Ciel?"
"What do you mean?" Sebastian asked.
"Oh just that Ciel is gonna order you to rescue him in a few seconds..." Kiki said non-chalant, "Because he has been kidnapped by the pedophile Viscount Druitt and is currently in a black market auction about to be sold to someone..."
Sebastian looked at Kiki,"I doubt you are cor- I have to go rescue Ciel."
"HAHA!" Kiki said smugly.
*Page Break of Awesomeness*
"I should've re-thought following Ciel..." Iz said lying on a bed in her and Kiki's shared room.
"No shit sherlock," Kiki said, "Oh and I've found something useful to us,"
"Huh?"
"We can't die...Seriously, I was playing with one of the swords and it went through my arm...How awesome is that?"
"So if I took...ah, this weird miniature statue with a point and stabbed myself I will be fine?" Iz asked picking up the statue.
"Probably..."
Iz took the statue, held it above her head, and stabbed her leg.
"FUCK," Iz screamed.
"OMG! Are you okay?" Kiki asked.
"Yep, gotcha!" Iz laughed.
Things in this worlds can't hurt you but I still can, and remember hitting the floor hurts too" Kiki glared.
Kiki: Wow this little fucker took forever to write... :3 I can't wait till we write the next chapter :3
Iz: Yeah. Hope you liked this one. It did take awhile.
Kiki: Thanks to HeavyMetalRose for reveiwing, and we need atleast one reveiw before we update again cause if we didn't then it would be updated 4 times a day...BAI!
Iz: BAI!
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