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Flatmate

Groggy from sleep, Hermione half-stumbled, half-walked to the bathroom to empty her bladder. Eyes closed she managed to get inside the bathroom; too sleepy to even turn on the lights, she pulled down her pajama bottoms and sat on the toilet.

—right into the freezing water of the toilet bowel.

"SIRIUS!"

The scream of his female roommate woke Sirius up from his buxom-filled dream and he half-stumbled, half-ran to get to the bathroom. He slammed the door open, wand raised and ready to fight off any attack. "What's wrong!?" He demanded.

Hermione stood, butt dripping wet and glaring murder at Sirius as she clutched her pajama shirt over her front modestly.

"Um... oops?"

That's all for now!