The first time, Ariana walked in on them.
The second time, Miss Bagshot walked in on them.
The third time, Aberforth walked in on them.
The fourth time, a goat walked in on them.
The fifth time, Doge's owl flew in on them.
The sixth time, the room they were in fell in on them, courtesy of Ariana.
The seventh time, the Peverells' ghosts materialized and began hurling curses at those who would desecrate their grave. Two of them, at any rate – Ignatius only leered, saying he liked to watch.
There was no eighth time. Albus took vows of celibacy.
