Hello my lovelies!
We are so sorry for the delay! but finally it has arrived, Part 3~~~~!
I didn't take that long!
And we are two very fucked up people.
Indeed
Oh and today I decided to have Diego come and do the disclaimer.
But he got stuck trying to get Angeline down from the ceiling she's gotten into her old-timey vampire craze again. So I brought Prof. Snape.
Why in the hell would you do that?
"The imbeciles own nothing and are wasting their time,"
Crappp you were right I HATE YOU! Enjoy the show!
The train ride to hogwarts was uneventful as far as uneventful could go for our trio. Soon after Draco and Diego's friends had left her and Joseph's car, Angeline had been lulled into a soft sleep with Fang curled up in a soft fluffy ball on her chest. Joseph and Diego were sprawled out on the floor playing cards. Suddenly the train came to an abrupt stop sending Angeline flying from her seat and onto Joseph's back.
"Argh!" Angeline said as Joseph threw her off of him.
"Get off me, bitch!" Joseph said as he stood up with Deigo.
"Fuck off, Joseph," Angeline yelled smacking the whining boy in the back of the head forcefully.
"No... I didn't do anything!" Joseph yelled.
"Too bad we're going somewhere. Lets go like now, up, move, shoo,"
When our lovely hero's arrived at the hogwarts lake the sun had just set painting the sky a lovely shade of violet. The group of first year students were sorted out from the rest of the train goers. They were led by a large man who the older students had called Hagrid. Hagrid lead the first years to row boats on the lake.
"Alright three aya's to a boat stay seated at all times and don't tip one another alright?" Hagrid said as the students piled into the boat. They arrived to a slightly menacingly large castle they were then herded like cattle to the main hall where they were told to sit, stay and behave themselves. The sorting started and there was the monotony of Slytherin Hufflepuff Ravenclaw and Gryffindor.
Everything was quiet until the last five or so people sat, Angeline Joseph and Deigo in their midst when the large scream of "Penis!" came from the smallest of the five the whole room shifted to stare at Deigo who had Angeline doubled over tears in her eyes as she laughed her ass of at him.
"OH my god Deigo that was hilarious I've never heard of someone wanting to win that stupid game so bad! Ha! Oh Dude that was awesome!" Angeline laughed Joseph who had been the other contender in the game had shook his head silently.
He placed a hand on the shorter boy's shoulder "I'm sorry you had to win I shouldn't have let Angeline suggest the penis game," He said apologetically.
"Got to admit it little dudes got some serious balls," Angeline said still laughing her ass off.
"Angie, NO! Just no. You do not get to do the same thing to him that you did to me. Leave my little latino alone! Diego, no, no puedes ir al lado oscuro, aunque si te ofrece dulces." Joseph scolded both of his friends. Angeline just laughed harder at this outburst, whenever Joseph yells at her it was the funniest thing in the world because he puffs up his chest, sucks in his gut and basically tries to act tough. Diego, however, looked like he actually was hurt by this.
"But I like cookies!" He said. "Joseph, that's not fair."
"Wait, what did he say?" Angeline managed between burst of laughter.
"You can't go to the dark side, even if they offer you cookies!" Diego translated. "But Angie makes really good 'Death by Chocolate' cookies!"
"Though that is true, the dark side is not meant for you. You shall stay on the light side." Joseph said.
"Yeah, the dark side is too strange for you. I mean, no one knows where the fuck Joseph is, and he was only here completely for a week. Then he went of to who knows where." Angeline said.
"Um, excuse me, this is very entertaining, but we do have a ceremony to finish." Mrs. McGonagall stated from beside the stool with the worn hat. "Now where were we? Oh, that's right, Joseph Richard Munroe!"
Joseph strode up to the seventy plus woman and basically sung in his tenor-baritone voice. "Present!" he then sat upon the wooden stool, crossed his legs and checked his reflection in the mirror on the inner face of his wristwatch and looked at Minerva as if saying, 'I'm waiting.'
In her over fifty years of service to Hogwarts, Minerva had never seen a student with so much guts and charisma as to walk up and sit there as if posing for a photo shoot. She placed the hat upon his head, instantly his hands flew to the edge of the hat to try to fix how his hair sat with the hat on.
Inside Joseph's head, Joseph set out the tea and sugar for the long conversation that was sure to come. (A.N. For reasons of length we are skipping over this conversation because it will end up boring all of us and confusing us as much as it does the sorting hat.)
"There is only one way that boy could live in that brain and still be able to function in the real world, he is a mother****ing genius. RAVENCLAW!~"
"Thank you!" He said and gently placed the hat on the stool and bowed before striding over to the table with the large blue banner over it. The entire hall was silent wondering what just happened, some of them waking up from naps that they took during his conversation with the hat.
"Ok, well lets move on," Minerva said, "Uhm, Mr. Diego Martinez." Diego silently walked to the stool and hung his head while his new professor placed the worn hat on his head. 'So you're that Diego.' a voice said inside his head. I guess. he replied. 'Joseph has a whole lobe of his brain dedicated to you. It seems that you only have a small file in your head of him. Interesting. Oh well, you seem generally alright. So which house do you prefer?' Um, Ravenclaw I guess, because even though I don't obsess over him I care a lot about him. He is my bestfriend. I also feel like there is more to us than right now, like there is a future. 'Very well then.' "RAVENCLAW!"
This time the great hall burst into loud applause and the Ravenclaw table welcomed their newest member. Finally there was the last student. Minerva looked to the parchment list for the name of this last girl, "There must be a mistake. All this says that is left is 'Severus Snape', but..."
"Present." Angeline said, then walked up and placed the hat on her head.
"You're a girl? Then why are you-?" Minerva started
"My mom was a drug head who left me at the age of three hours what do you think? Besides I go by Angeline not Angie or Angel and unless you're like the boobs that I hang out with you'll keep it that way do I make myself perfectly clear?"
"HEY WE ARE NOT BOOBS ANGELINE AND BESIDES YOU LIVE WITH ME SO STUFF IT!" Joseph called from the Ravenclaw table. The sorting hat shivered as a dark aura surrounded the girl.
"Oh you are not a kind young lady are you?" The hat asked aloud.
"Well I used to be a people person then people ruined it for me so now I hate people,"
"Isn't that being racist?"
"No I hate everyone totally equally duh,"
"Fair enough... So anything else you wish to share?"
"Hmm... Oh right I draw and I'm a percussionist... It means I play drums dumb ass,"
"Oh... Well I see now where you belong. SLYTHERIN!" The table let out a loud holler.
"Cool beans," Angeline walked over to her table plopped down next to some girl and listened to the head master who told them something but she wasn't listening all she wanted to do was sleep... Little did she know that her life was about to change.
That's all guys R&R
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