(Backstage, the Kagome is preparying Inuyasha for his upcoming World Heavyweight title match by making him watch previous matches of Rey Mysterio. Of course, all it does is confuse him.

Inuyasha: So, this masked guy, Mysterio, can move that fast, huh?

Kagome: Yep! Just remember Inuyasha that speed is only half the battle. The challenge will be to keep him still long enough for you to stand a chance.

Inuyasha: So what? Compared to facing Naraku, this will be easy.

Suddenly, and without warning, Triple H & Shawn Michales appeared behind them, as Triple H tapped Inuyasha's back to get their attention.

Triple H: So, you challenging Mysterio?

Inuyasha: Yea, so what's it to ya?

Michales: We just wanted to tell you that Mysterio will be tough.

Triple H: Really tough!

Michales: And, that 619 does hurt.

Triple H: It hurts a lot!

Inuyasha: So what's your point? To annoy the hell out of me? Get the fk out of here!

Michales & Triple H seemed disappointed by this, but aren't finished.

Triple H: Fine, we'll go.

Michales: We'll leave!

Triple H: But, we have just 2 words for ya!

Michales: And, those words are...

Audience: "SUCK IT!"

Then, D-Generation X leave, as Sango & Miroku show up.

Sango: What was that all about?)

Camera cuts back to Big & Carlos at ringside.

Big: What the hell was that all about?

Carlos: I have no idea, but thank you for your sudden appearance, DX!

Big: Anyway, if you missed it, our last match had Superman tapping out to ECW's Kurt Angle. However, because he was caught using kryptonite, Angle was disqualified. So, it ended with a cheap win for Superman, a PO'ed Kurt Angle, and a broken ankled Lex Luthor!

Carlos: Hopefully, this next match will be worth something. The Anime Show's star of Hellsing, Arucard, will challenge the Big Red Machine of WWE Raw, Kane, to a match.

Big: This match is only taking place because these 2 are, as they are called, monsters, and we just wanted to see them kick the crap out of each other.

(The music from Hellsing plays, as Arucard comes out to silence up until he reaches the ring. Then, Lillian Garcia speaks.)

Lillian Garcia: The following FFN match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the show Hellsing...Arucard!

Carlos: So, Big, what can you tell us about Arucard?

Big: I'm glad you asked. Arucard here is a very powerful, and yet dangerous, vampire who likes to kill other vampires or anything that has to do with the dead, with a very powerful gun. Lucky for Kane that gun was taken from Arucard earlier, so don't expect anyone getting killed tonight.

(Suddenly, as Arucard enters the ring, fire comes from the floor right in front of the entrance stage, as Kane comes out to a sort of ovation, as Finger Eleven's "Slow Chemical" plays.)

Lillian Garcia: And, his opponent, representing Raw and weighing in at 326 pounds...Kane!

Big: As for Kane, we are looking at a former WWE & WCW Tag Team Champion, former WWE Hardcore & Intercontinental Champion, and was the WWE Champion for 24 hours.

Carlos: In other words, it's kind of one-sided, huh?

Big: Since all characters from other worlds have to wrestle under human rules...yes!

(Kane soon enters the ring, but Arucard suddenly climbs up a nearby turnbuckle and dropkicks Kane in the face, forcing him to fall on his back, as RAW referee Jack Doan calls for the bell to start the match.)

Carlos: Arucard quickly goes for the attack to try and beat Kane early.

Big: Something tells me he'll need to end this as quickly as possible before Kane gets his hands on his neck.

(Arucard quickly drops some elbows on Kane's neck, as the ref tells Arucard to back off because one of Kane's feet are touching the ropes, as Arucard is forced to back off. Kane soon rises to one knee, as Arucard runs to an ajacent pair of ropes, bounces off of them, and does a baseball slide onto Kane's face, forcing the Big Red Machine to go to the outside. However, Kane is on his feet as Arucard climbs up a turnbuckle and flies right at Kane. Instead of knocking Kane down, however, Arucard is caught by his waist and Kane slams Arucard backfirst onto the nearby steel post, hurting Arucard's back. Kane soon lets Arucard go, as Arucard drops to his knees. Kane grabs Arucard by his hair and throws him into the ring by under the bottom rope. Then, Kane slides into the ring after Arucard.)

Carlos: How much you wanna bet this match won't go on much longer?

Big: $35 dollars!

Carlos: You're on!

(Kane soon stands and waits for Arucard to rise, as he eventually does. Arucard turns around, as Kane grabs him by his neck and gives him the chokeslam. However, before Kane covers him, "Crank It Up" by Brand New Sin plays, as ECW's Big Show comes out and calls Kane after him. Kane, at first, shakes his head after Big Show gets his attention.)

Big: Hey, who the hell invited the Big Show?

Carlos: He invited himself. You wanna try and stop him?

(However, the Big Show soon reveals he has Kane's old mask, forcing Kane to exit the ring and chase after the Big Show, who soon starts to run away. By then, Jack Doan starts to count. 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10! As Jack Doan hits 10, he calls for the bell, as Arucard slowly gets up.)

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by countout...Arucard!

Big: Well, that match sucked!

Carlos: Indeed it did, and speaking of which, you owe me 35 dollars.

Big: You'll get it at the end of the show. As for Kane & Big Show, how did Big Show get a hold of Kane's old mask?

Carlos: I don't know, and I really don't care. As far as I know, it was just some sort of randomness.

(Backstage, Kane continues his hunt for the Big Show until he is suddenly attacked by random ECW superstars. Kane tries to fight them off, but is suddenly hit across the head with a fire extinquisher by the Big Show, which knocks him out. Then, Kane is cuffed to a nearby storage pipe, as the Big Show rips Kane's mask in half and throws it at Kane before leaving with the other ECW Wrestlers.)

Okay, I'm sorry but I didn't have much planned for this match. Hopefully, the next match, Sabu vs. Goku, will be much better.

Plus, in the next chapter, we have the Master Lock Challenge, as former cartoon star, The Tick, accepts the challenge.

Come back for our next chapter! Please, Read & Review!