RKK: I'm… Back… We're… Back…

ABW: What's wrong?

RKK: Well I finished Loki and I started Raito in Shinigami form… I'm just hoping you don't molest my L Plot Bunny again…

ABW: Oh him? He's still in my closet in the straitjacket I made him wear….

RKK: You evil, evil woman…

ABW: Thank you!

RKK: Any ways… another WRRWiDN… Because I STILL lack muse… would be sitting like L but chair keeps sliding and she keeps falling, though was caught in English sitting like L five times in one class session

Opening notes: Well then, Welcome back… I wonder how many of you are actually disturbed by this… Alright… In case NOBODY can guess… Each sections of this story have NOTHING to do with the previous, nor the next. I COULD take them each and make them into fics in their own rights… but A. Ami could sue me for spinning off random scenes in her story, and B. I can't sit like L (Because grandparents are home and they hate L's posture -.-) therefore I'm running on 60 percent brain power smirks like a cat This installment is Due to how spectacularly Ami and I put each other's minds in the gutter, on the sheer mentioning of L, Raito, Handcuffs, and condoms in the same sentence… And Matsuda and whips in the same sentence. giggles (It was epic XD I accidentally started it too XD) So enjoy and please, take the time to thank Ami (Aura Black Wolf) for the impending Lemon XD

On another note! Why the fuck is this fic so popular?! It's fucking CRACK! WTH!?! It's badly written too! Mail Jeevas with Christ on a bike with a kira! 0.0 do you guys honestly like it THAT much!? If so… I need some Ideas… this one's my last one… and I've been procrastinating for four months! I mean Christ!!! Mumble cusses about her BB doujin on DA and her DN spin off, and other two stories on DA that need to be finished Any ways… Enjoy please… I hope you've got your hands down your pants for this shit. 83

What Raito Really Writes in Death Note 3

Raito walked into the large building looming over him. He was oh so tired of this Kira case… And what the HELL was up with that panda telling Raito he was, for sure, Kira, without a shadow of a doubt… Not to mention his bad posture, oh that annoyed Raito to no end.

That was when it happened, a handcuff latched onto his wrist like a leach.

"Raito-kun is late…" L's voice said and Raito gave him a stare.

"So?" Raito retorted coldly, he was, in fact, annoyed to the max.

"Raito-kun missed the meeting, and his chance to say he didn't want to be my room mate until he can PROVE he's not Kira." L said with a smirk. Raito gave L a glare of death.

"I hate you…" Raito said as L began to lead him into the building, Raito scowling like a little school boy.

No more than five minutes later they were in an elevator, but something told Raito that they weren't going to the investigation room as L flipped some switches and poked some buttons on the wall.

Uh… Oh…

The Elevator lurched to action and upward they went. When it stopped Raito nearly jumped out of his skin as L licked the back of Raito's neck.

"GOD DAMN IT L-SAN!" Raito yelled then noticed one thing, "Wait… I thought we were going to the Investigation Room?" Raito said almost in confusion. L merely smirked.

"Change of plans, Raito-kun…" L said with a sexy smirk playing on his pale lips.

"Uhhh… Okay?" Raito said with a blink as he was pulled out of the elevator to a completely and utterly empty level.

"This is my personal floor, only Watari and I can access it…" L said tugging casually on the cuffs. Raito stared dumbly, and openly, at L. "Which means WE can do whatever WE want until Watari comes to deliver dinner… In about… Seven hours?" L then pulled out a key to a door that Raito could have sworn just popped out of the ground, for he had been too busy paying attention to the tugging on the handcuffs. L opened the door and pulled Raito in then shut the door. Raito didn't catch quite the sultry tone L was using until the door shut with a locking CLICK and L spoke again. "So… Raito-kun… Make yourself comfortable…"

"Uhh… Can I take a shower… I kinna woke up late… I hurried over here… I didn't get to take one…" Raito said nervously. L just smirked, took the handcuff key out of his pocket, then un-locked Raito's cuff.

"Raito-kun can think of this as his home while he is here… And while we are out we must wear the cuffs to make sure Raito-kun is not Kira…" L said with a raise of the place an eyebrow should have been.

"Uhhh… thanks… Mind if I leave my clothes out here?" Raito asked skeptically. L nodded. Raito got directions from L then went to the bathroom and grabbed a towel, he then came back stripped, and laid his clothes neatly on a nearby chair. He then wrapped the towel around himself and disappeared back into the bathroom, L smirking and shaking his head. He then approached Raito's neatly folded garments and looked in the pockets of his pants where he found a small black book that he had seen Raito write in almost every day.

"Found you… Raito-kun's diary…" L purred not knowing the book was in fact Death Note. He opened it and began to read what Raito's fears, likes, and secrets were…

---One Hour Later---

Raito came from the steaming bathroom feeling refreshed but nearly jumped out of his skin for the second time that day as a pair of thin baggy white shirt clad arms slid around him.

"Jesus L-san!" Raito squeaked in terror but L held fast.

"Raito-kun is gay, is he not?" L whispered sexily in his ear, Raito froze.

"H-h-how… Did… You know?" asked Raito who was absent mindedly trying to pry L's arms from around his waist.

"Raito-kun is also a virgin according to his diary, yes?" L continued before pressing a gentle kiss to Raito's neck. Raito just about melted right there.

"You… Read… Death Note?" Raito gasped in half horror and half pleasure as L began to suck gently on Raito's neck.

"Yes… I did… Is that a problem… Raito-kun… Manly name for a diary, don't you agree?" L asked seductively causing Raito to shiver.

"No… It's not really… A problem…" Raito gasped blinking, ignoring the last question.

L turned Raito around and kissed him full on the lips. Raito at first tried to pull away; but when L's hand entwined in Raito's still wet hair Raito kissed back, whimpering gently. When they broke the kiss for air Raito whimpered at the loss of L's warm lips. L purred gently then attacked Raito's neck with kisses and gentle nibbling.

"L…" Raito whimpered his arms snaking around L's slender frame. L then attacked Raito's lips in fiery kisses taking Raito's towel from him in a swift ninja like movement. Amid the kissing L managed to rid himself of his own clothing, working them both toward L's King sized bed with red satin sheets and a velvet black comforter. (Thank you to my Misa: Misa and to my dear friend (and kind of my Kami XD): Chocolatier-Mihael for the inspiration of L's bed X3)

Once L had Raito in the bed he smiled and grabbed a bottle of lube that was sitting on the nightstand.

"Relax Raito… This is gunna be a wild ride…" L said with a smirk.

~~~~~Kami…. I can't write this lemon right now… but you guys can feel free to picture a dimly lit room with our Kira and Detective totally having hot sexy bumsex…~~~~~

--Later--

"Gods… Lam I going to be this sore for the rest of the day?" Raito complained playfully kissing on L's neck as the detective sat up with his laptop.

"It's a possibility Raito…" L purred kissing the top of the brunette's head. Ratio smiled.

"Hey L… can I have my diary back?" Raito asked.

"Only if you promise to cum this time…" L said setting his laptop aside with a perverted look.

"HEY! L Do-" Raito was cut off by a very hot and bothered L who wasn't about to take no for an answer.

RKK: FIN!

ABW: facepalm

RKK: Now you! Write that Dr. Who and Death note cross over… NOW

ABW: NO! NEVER! Besides… the Doctor is sexier than L…

L: D: Not trueee D:

RKK: Okay fine… noms random things

Readers: If you want me to continue WRRWiDN please send me some suggestions… I'm totally blank and I need some help. Love, RKK