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The Nemodians paced in the bridge of the Trade Federation ship wondering what to do about the escaped Jedi and hostages. To make matters worse the droids reported that prisoner nine has escaped his cell bringing the total count of escapees to three. He couldn't see how things could get any worse.
"Sir a transmission from the planet." Responded the Nemodian drone. Nute and Rune looked behind them to see the once vacant wall come to life as if water was rippling through it. A fourteen year old girl in a regal red dress, ceremonial crown, with her face covered completely in white make-up.
"It's queen Amidala herself!" Rune Haakon said in surprise at the queen contacting them herself.
"At last we are getting results." Gunray was happy that things might start working out for him.
"So you come before us your highness." Nute and Rune gave a mock bow to the queen.
"You will not be so pleased when you hear what I have to say Viceroy. Your trade convoy of our planet has ended." She said in icy monotone. Nute and Rune looked at each other then he turned around and spoke to the queen again smiling.
"I was not aware, of such failure."
"I hear that the chancellors ambassadors are with you now, and that you've been commanded to reach a settlement."
"I know nothing of any ambassadors. You must be mistaken." Gunray said his smile vanishing trying not to look guilty.
"Beware Viceroy. The Federation has gone to far this time."
"We would never do anything without the approval of the senate. You assume too much."
"We will see." The image of the queen rippled again and she vanished as quick as she came. Rune turned and spoke to Gunray a little worried.
"She's right you know. The senate never-"
"It's to late now!" Gunray interrupted. He was already worried and didn't to be reminded of it.
"Do you think she expects an attack?"
"I don't know, but we must move quickly to disrupt all communications down there and we must find those escaped hostages or Sidious's will show us something worse than death!" The two Nemodians gulped at the thought of what Sidious would do to them if he found out three of the hostages were missing. Unaware to them one of them in question still holding his polar bear was walking around the bridge angered at being ignored.
"HELLO! I'M RIGHT HERE!" He yelled in the middle of the bridge yet the Nemodians and droids didn't once turn to him.
"FINE THEN SCREW YOU GUYS!" With that Canada stormed angrily out of the bridge looking for a way to escape.
"Viceroy unit 882 isn't responding from his AAT!" Announced the drone suddenly.
"How can that be! When did you lose connection with him?"
"When he just got in his ATT right after he checked up on-" She then paused in horror once she remembered what 882 last did before he went to his ATT for the invasion.
"-Prisoner five."
Queen Amidala sat at her office desk in the meeting room of her palace. Surrounding her in a sort of semi-circle was her most trusted servants, guards, and advisers. The most prominent in this meeting however besides the queen herself was the senator of Naboo Palpatine who was communicating with them from Couracant via a life-size holo-gram of himself in the middle of the circle.
"The negotiations haven't started because the ambassadors aren't there? How could that be true?" Came the shocked voice of Palpatine's hologram.
"I have assurances from the chancellor that ambassadors did arrive." The ending of his sentence was bit struggled as his hologram image kept fading in and out.
"I...gurg...fders...negotiate...ambassadors." The hologram kept going in and out before fading and turning off completely.
"Senator Palpatine! What's happening?" Asked Queen Amidala to her guard captain Panaka remaining a monotone voice but with some worry evident in it.
"Check the transmission generator." Panaka ordered one of the guards who saluted and walked off.
"A communication's disturbance can only mean one thing...invasion." Replied one of the more grim governors.
"The federation would not dare go that far." Amidala replied calmly.
"The senate would revoke their trade franchise and they would be finished." Explained Panaka.
"Exactly. That's why we must rely on negotiations."
"Negotiations? We lost all communications and where are the chancellors ambassadors?" Retorted the grim governor again.
"This is bad. Most of our security units will be no match against the federation droids and army." Panaka said to Amidala advising her.
"I will not take an action that will lead us to war."
"My queen what if the federation tries to take you captive or worse assassinate you?"
"Then I will need well trained guards to make sure that doesn't happen and the Federation gets it's way." Panaka then made a little bow toward Amidala.
"I'm privileged that you trust me that much your highness." When he stood back up he saw the queen was giving him an apologetic look preparing him for what came next.
"It's nice that your offering your services captain but I would feel more safe being guarded by those two girls you found in the forest single-handily defeating three Veermok*."
"You mean the brown haired one with flowers in her hair wielding the skillet and her friend with the long pony tail wielding the paddle?" Asked Panaka a little upset at his job being slightly stolen from him from two girls his security scouts just found in the swamp forest beating up three Veermoks that were trying to attack them.
"Yes those two."
"Bring them in." Ordered an irritated Panaka into his wrist com.
"You know captain. I could always use the extra protection." Amidala said trying to make it up to Panaka.
"It would be my honor."
Federation Transport carriers left the flagship carrying STAPs, AATs, and MTTs loaded with battle droids down to the planet of Naboo putting it's impending invasion in action. Unaware to them though four extra passenger have hitched a ride on of their MTTs. Germany, Russia, Qui-Gon, and Obi-Wan sat across from each other within the MTT among the rows of battle droids.
"Allvight you vave some explaining to do." Germany said to Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan who he was sitting across from him with Russia next to him.
"like what?" Came the slightly irritated voice of Obi-Wan.
"Vike vhat? Vow about those glow-y swords vou guys had and blocking vack those bullets and vhow about vhat planet?" Asked Germany like it was obvious.
"Haven't you ever seen a Jedi?" Inquired Qui-Gon.
"Vhere's that vord again. Vhose grey aliens called me vhat back on the ship."
"You guys must not get off your planet much if you don't know about Naboo." Commented Obi-Wan on Germany's previous statement.
"Well you see comrade Obi-Wan where we're from leaving our planet beyond our moon is impossible and until our encounter with you and our friend the Viceroy we only had a few encounters with aliens much less knew about a whole society of them outside our planet." Russia explained trying to enlighten Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan of their situation.
"Und ones vith big guns at vhat." Added Germany.
"Master do you think their planet's from the unknown regions*?" Questioned Obi-Wan to his master.
"Possibly. That would explain why they don't know about the Jedi or the planets of the republic. I guess we do have some explaining to do for our new allies." Qui-Gon then turned from Obi-Wan to face Germany and Russia.
"So if what your telling me is true you two have never been off your own planet?"
"Ja."
"Da." Came the replies from Germany and Russia respectfully.
"All right let me explain. In this galaxy, possibly the same one your planet's in there's a galactic republic. It was formed with the invention of light speed and the exploration of planets. When these new people and species started meeting and trading with each other they decided they needed an organization to govern and represent all of them like the governments they had on their own planets, thus the beginning of the republic was born. Now in a republic spanning thousands of planets of a galaxy needs someone to be peacekeepers and keep cooperation between planets. That's what the Jedi are. That glow-y sword you were talking about is called a light saber.'
"Vight saber?"
"Light saber?" Came the confused voices of Germany and Russia.
"Yes, you see a light saber is more elegant than a clumsy blaster and is the signature weapon of the Jedi. It takes training and the force to use and becomes an extension of the Jedi's body. The last thing about the Jedi is their use of the force. The force exists in everything living and embraces us all. Jedi use the force to it's fullest ability to do amazing things that most can't even imagine to help in their peace keeping roles."
"Like vwhat?" Asked Germany his voice more full with curiosity then with the previous irritation. Qui-Gon stuck his hand out in front of him and slowly turned it from side to side. Slowly one of the deactivated droids came off of the racks and floated in front of Germany and Russia.
"Mein Gott!"
"Daaaaaaa!" Germany and Russia stared at the floating droid in wonder while Qui-Gon held it up.
"So I wasn't seeing things when I saw Obi-Wan push those droids back without even touching them?" Asked Russia.
"Yes that's one of our techniques called force push." Replied Obi-Wan.
"One last question then comrades. What can you tell us about that Trade Federation and it's Viceroy whose face I want to turn inside out." Russia fought back the kolo's in his words at the mention of the one who imprisoned him and took away his vodka.
"About our friend the Trade Federation. It's a banking company that deals with the trade between planets making that it's primary source of income. The republic recently put a tax on trade routes which would severely hurt the Federation's income. In retaliation of this the Federation sent a blockade around Naboo cutting off anything from entering or leaving trying to get the republic to succumb to it's demands. From this we were sent as ambassadors to negotiate an agreement where things didn't go exactly as planned."
"Allvight that explains avout the Federvation, the planet and galaxy, and vhat you guys are but what role do we play in this?" Asked Germany.
"The viceroy did call you a Jedi. It would make sense for him to take hostages to make sure things went his way."
"Vait! Vold on a second vhat about the others then?" Germany asked in panic concerned about his friends.
"We have no time to help them." Rushed Obi-Wan being more focused on his primary mission.
"I'm sorry but my apprentice is right the Federation has to many droids. The best thing we can do for them is to save the queen and get help from the republic."
Germany was about to object against this when suddenly a thud and jerk of the MTT they were in distracted him and the rest of the group for that matter.
"Vhat's happening?"
"It appears we've landed on Naboo and the invasion's starting." Qui-Gon said. Everyone in the group stood up and walked over to the back hatch.
"We could use your help against the Federation. Together we can both reach goals and it's safer. I don't want to see your friends get hurt anymore than you do." Qui-Gon felt like he had to do this. After all he really did want to help Germany and his friends, besides they've never been off their own planet before.
Germany quickly thought about it, and since he was stuck on an unknown planet far away from Earth with no way to get back into space to save his friends he found the answer very easily.
"Allvight you can count me in."
"You can count me in too, da." Russia happily chimed in smiling widely while holding his pipe. He still had to take his revenge on the Viceroy after all and his two new comrades with glowing swords will make it so much easier.
*AN: All right some explanation and random author comments. First off the two girls queen Amidala mentioned are in fact nations. One's sort of easy to figure out the identity of while the other extremely difficult so if can guess who either one them is your awesome. If your wondering what a Veermok is it's an ape like territorial predator found on Naboo. If you want to see a picture or learn more (or if you want to know anything and I mean anything else about the star wars universe) check it out on Wookieepedia the star wars wiki.
The unknown regions mentioned by Obi-Wan are the parts of the galaxy that have yet to be explored or those who have gone there have never returned so no one's quite sure what's actually there making a perfect location for Earth. This was actually pretty hard to write trying to explain the star wars universe to Germany and Russia or any one from Earth in general so I hope I did a good job with it. Also no one seemed to notice the escapee in the ATT from the last chapter so just to bring that out it will be important. I'll try to put random star wars trivia down here every chapter. Until then good bye.
