Leaving off where we were this is ch 3 me and bow down to my awesome don't own Hetalia

Italics-bow down to my awesomeness

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Chapter 3

America-glomps- no prob

G-get off me you twit!

-sulks then lets go and actives super smile- Iggy you're coming with me to McDonald's -grabs arm-

NO I REFUSE TO EAT AT THAT ESTABLISHMENT YOU CALL A RESTRAUNT!*fails at trying to escape*

Nope Hahahaha XD-drags England to Mickey D's-

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-goes into McDonald's with his hosta-I mean friend-

NOOOOOOO!

-makes England sit down then orders lots of food- Iggy Mickey D's is awesome just eat whatever -starts nomming-

*sweat drop* I will never eat anything so disgusting

-hands him freedom fries- just eat some fries Iggy

No. *crosses arms*

Duuuuuuudddee ya gotta eat something -puppy dog eyes-

*Twitches*

-bigger puppy dog eyes-

*Slams face on table and gingerly takes a freedom fry*

XD-justs smiles-

*munches on freedom fry*

-nums on most of the food- dude lets head back you can bring the freedom fries with ya hahaha

I'm going to die *mumbles*

-looks at England glomps-no you're not I eat this stuff all the time -drags England out of McDonald's back to the meeting

Exactly…

:P

France-hello my uncivilized friend

Hello wine drinking frog.

America-dudes I have an awesome idea!

What

We should build a time machine and see the future

America, that only works in Dr. Who.

You never know it could totally work!

Ok build one that would work, would be like asking me to eat a hamburger.

Hey if I tried I could totally get you to eat a burger

That will never happen

I don't know I'm pretty sure I could

I doubt it

I'll just use my ultimate weapon -triggers kicked puppy look-

No I will not fall for it *looks away*

-moves so England can still see face- Pwease Engwand

F-fine

XD -hands him burger-

*trys to take bite*

-triggers kicked puppy look again-

*Trys a little bite*

XD see it's not so bad

France-Did Angleterre just take a bite out of one of your hamburgers

NO I DID NOT YOU FROG!

America-YEA HE DID IT WAS EPIC!XD

France-hell has froze over

*dies*

Russia-I guess he can become one da?

America-no way commie if Iggy dies I get him

you are all wankers.

America-see he's not dead

France-rape face-

*turns into Britannia Angel*

America-glomps-

*whacks him with wand* GET OFF ME!

America-rubs head-but if I do than France will rape you and I gotta save ya cause I'm the hero XD

*Glares at both France and America*

France-still has rape face-

America-still glomping-

Germany-THAT'S ENOUGH ENGLAND TURN BACK AMERICA LET GO AND FOR CRYING OUT LOUD FRANCE PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!

*Waves magic wand to change back*

America-lets go-

France-sadly puts clothes on-

Wankers

France-pig

Germany-can ve please just get something done for once

Canada-*randomly appears* when do we ever get anything done?

America-woah bro where were you?

France-rape face-

Canada-*sweat drop*I was here the entire time

England-*turns France into a chibi*

Poland-like guess what everyone me and Hungary have a like totally shocking announcement

What?

Hungary-we had Japan do this DNA test and it proved it

Poland-and like I have that one video of that b***h that Prussia hooked up with that 1 time

Italy-*sad face whispers*I thought he was Holy Rome

Germany-jaw dropped-

Prussia-You mean that one vere I was really, really drunk

England-figures that you were drunk

America-duuuudee when did that happen

Prussia-*shrugs*

Poland-well like obviously it was before Germany was like born

Germany-th-th-this MAKES NO SENSE?!

*raises caterpillar eyebrow* Are you certain about this test?

Poland-Yea like Japan's test don't like lie right Japan?

Japan-erm…it depends.

All-On what?

Japan-it depends on what type of test it is, or even if it was a piece of their DNA.

Hungary-we can get more-holds out scissors-

Germany and Prussia-very scared-

Italy- veee don't be scared Germany!-glomp-

Germany-stiffens- Italy I vill let Hungary have some of my hair if you let go now

England-sneaks off to random closet and sets up a magical circle*

Italy-ve, ok Germany! *lets go of Germany*

America-follows England to stop him-

Germany-all right Hungary -grabs scissors and cuts hair-

Hungary-thanks -turns evilly to Prussia- You're turn

Prussia-w-what's with the unawesome face?! *back up a bit terrified*

England-*starts to sing the demon summoning song*

Hungary- -attacks Prussia grabbing a handful of hair cutting some- ha here Japan

America-Iggy stop summoning it's weird and freaky

Prussia-*dramatically falls to knees* MEIN HAAIR!

Japan-arigoto *puts hair in separate bags*

England-santo rito meeta meta, ringo johna tito marlin, jack Latoya janet micheal, dumble dora the- bloody hell America, have you ever heard of knocking?

America-glomps breaking the circle-

Poland-This is like gonna be awesome

England- no you git-*turns both America and England into chibis in a giant poof of smoke*

Prussia-nien Poland, just no.

Poland-Prussia don't be like such a downer

America WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Prussia-*sulks*

England-What did I do? It was YOU!

America-no it was you, you know you shouldn't do you're magic

You should learn to knock you wanker!

You should learn to know better

It was perfectly fine till you messed it up!

No Russia was gonna pop up through the floor and I was saving you from him you shouldn't do your magic remember it always back fires

S-shut up you don't know anything about magic!

Italy-*pops out of nowhere behind the door* ve, why am I a chibi again?

America-dude you did this to everyone!

It's not my fault you git!

It totally is!

No it's not!

Yea it is!

France-we should stop fight oui or else we'll never get changed back

ChibiGermany/Holy Rome-*sat there very confused*

Spain-Si, I agree. This is very weird.

Russia-we need to change back before General Winter finds out about this

America-Iggy fix us!

England-Well I would right now, but need to get my spell book which is at my house.

ChibiGermany/Holy Rome-*stared into the abyss*

Prussia-ve need to hurry! Vest is scaring the awesome me!

America-picks up Iggy like before the meeting and runs to England's house- hfhfhf there hfhfhf short legs suck how do you get around so quickly on them

I don't know, and how come you are still strong?!

You remember when I flung that bison round my head when I was little?

Oh..right..*rubs head with hand*

Well go find your book dude

Right…follow me, O probably wont be able to reach it..*leads America to ultra creepy cobwebbed storage room, and finds a bookshelf.*

-shudders-I'll lift ya up so you can reach it

Ok *looks up and sees the right book* here, lift me up

-lifts Iggy up- you got it

*carefully grabs book, but loses balance and falls*

Iggy!-falls so Iggy lands on him-

Umpf! *Falls on America* ugh, America, are you alright?

-mumbles through floor-mm mmm mmmh

*gets off of America* AMERICA!

-rolls over- hey Iggy I'm… the hero -mumbles still out of breath-

Yes you git, you are the hero, Kneel by him with book*

-sigh-J did ya get the book

Yes you git, are you alright?

Yea I'm the hero remember just a little out of breath

Alright, we better get back to the others before they start World War III

-instantly stands and picks up Iggy-Let's go XD

Waaaahh! You bloody git!

-arrives at conference room but still holding Iggy- hey guys we're back!

Put me down you twit!

Chibitalia-yay that's-a happy!

-puts Iggy down- sorry but you're so easy to pick up

France-Ohonhonhon easy you say?

*glares at France* shut up you frog!

France- then use a better language

ChibiGermany/Holy Rome-*gets up from the corner of the confused* Hey, can we all just be quiet so we can return to normal?

Russia-da we should change back it would be best for everyone kolkolkolkol

Prussia-keses~ you can't defeat the awesome me!

Hungary-You wish turd face! *out of nowhere both Prussia and Hungary were wrestling*

England-*started looking for spell in the book*

America-you found that spell yet

Romano-that tea bastardo better changes us back fast

Spain-Roma~ I forgot how cute you were *glomps*

England-Hang on…*turns to a certain page* here! *gets up and draws magic circle*

Romano-get off me you tomato bastardo -squirms-

America-finally!

Spain-but Roma~ you are so hug-able! *tightened grip*

Italy-ve~I want a hug too~! *hugs Holy Rome/ChibiGermany*

England-*started to chant in some ancient language*

Romano-I said let go and potato bastardo let go of my frantello!

Germany-he hugged me!

France-*smirked perversely at the* Ohonhonhon ~ how cute~

England-*continued chanting till a bright green light surrounded the room and changed them back to normal*

America-glomps England- yes we're back to normal!

Spain- ahh no more small Roma but big Roma's still so cute~glomps-

England -gah! America you wanker, get off me! *squirms*

Romano-get off me you tomato bastard!

America-nope I'm 2 excited now XD. Spain-but Roma you're soo cute~ I've tomatoes at home for you~

Japan-I can read R-18 manga again-sighs in relief-

England-*hits America on the head with book*

Romano-*scowls* just give me the damned tomatoes..

America-ow-still doesn't let go-

Spain-come on Roma lets go to my house for your tomatoes~

England-*struggles to get out of America's grip*

Romano-fine, but soon as I get the tomatoes I'm leaving!

Italy-Spain I want some tomatoes too~ve

France-looks at America and England-Ohonhonhon I think I should join you to

Spain-*grins at Italy* you can come too Ita~, I'll make some churros too~.

England-frog, don't you dare!

Italy-Germany you come to big brother Spain's too~

America-France you're creepy- picks up Iggy and runs away from France- hahaha

England- Put me down!

Germany-I suppose zat vould be nice. *follows Italy bros to Spain's house*

America-now at England's house again- dude I just saved you from being raped by France again I'm the hero

*face palm* *mutters* thanks…

No prob -puts down Iggy I can't let my best friend get raped that would be unherolike

Thanks again

-glomps-you should play slender with me again

Get off me, and no, that game is freaky

Awe but Iggy it's so much fuuuuunn

How is getting stalked by some long armed monster fun?!

It's a game so yeah but I guess we could play happy wheels

Ok *shrugs*

Let's select a level!

*face palm*

selects pokemon level

*pulls up a chair*

-character dies 5 time newest one loses both arms-

-switches to human eater level eats all the people as Santa-dude what if Finland decided to do this -watches the people get chopped up by blades and elves-

Then Finland would never be the same

X-mas would never be the same

No it would not

-gets bored with game about people dying- I'm bored Iggy

*sound asleep on the floor curled up in a ball muttering stuff*

-pulls out phone takes photo- that's adorable thought America

America…you have another nightmare? *sleep talked*

-frowns than sighs picking up England and putting him on his bed tucking him in- Iggy you're a pain in the ass

Why does…everyone hate me..? *sleep talked*

I don't hate you Iggy -hugs him and falls asleep-