"Welcome to part three of introductions of the Way family." I hollered as Gaia and Luna sat behind me with a shoulder length blond haired girl wearing blue short sleeved shirt with a green hoodie. "If your just joining us, we've already introduced Gaia, Luna, Mars, Venus, Mercury and Jupiter who is currently running the camera so we can show you..." I paused as I pointed to the blond who in turn became a shrinking violet. "Uranus!"

"Uh... Mrs. Keeper?" asked Uranus shyly as she tugged my shirt.

"What's up?"

"Uh... Why am I here again?"

To this I sighed. "What is this, the fifth time you've asked me this?"

"Sixth." answered Luna as she held a small white stuffed bunny with a bow around it's left ear.

"I meant it rhetorically, y'know? Anyways..." I continued. "You are here to be introduced to Gaia's children as a member of the cast of Orbitalia, remember?"

Uranus looked around for a moment before a look of remembering stuck her. "Uh... I guess I remember that... I think."

Gaia gave a grin to her sister. "That's just wonderful U-chan, and I know that the bio O.K. made for you will really be something." she said as she turned that uncomfortably happy grin towards me.

"Of course I made her bio good. Believe it or not, I intend on continuing this story until A. You get the acknowledgement you and your family deserves, B. I end up not having any material left for me to use or C. We all get enslaved by aliens from planet Irk, y'know?" I joked before I took another glance at Gaia to find her in total fear and continued to say, "But that last option was more like a very low possibility of happening, y'know? I mean, we'd be more likely to be overthrown by rhesus monkeys before Irk decides to send an invader all the way out here in the boondocks of space, right?"


Somewhere in what I believe to be Pittsburg.

"...here in the boondocks of space, right?" I said on the T.V. as a small green boy with three fingers, no hair and bug like eyes stared at the screen in disbelief.

"How in the name of the Irken Empire does that Earthian know that I was sent here by the all mighty tallest!?" he hollered to a small robot sitting on the nearby sofa eating a taco. "GIR, did you tell anybody about our secret plan to conquer this pitiful planet?"

The robot looked at him in confusion before it began to go through it's memory circuits. "Well... there was the pizza man, the cable guy, Dib, a pig, James Woods, Gaz..."


Back on set.

"Now onto the introduction!" I said as the reel began.

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Character Bios:

Name: Uranus

Personality: Really sweet and polite but a total air head and very accident prone.

Likes: Being with people she knows, cats, dogs and Neptune.

Dislikes: Being around strangers and milk.

Character: While she is one of the oldest of all of the Way siblings, saying she's easily distracted is like saying that Haruhi Suzumiya is hyperactive. It's not that she doesn't think, it's just that she doesn't do well around unfamiliar people and surroundings, which in her case would be all of them. due to this, she has taken the liberty of keeping journals to remind her of what she was doing or about new people she's met. Born under a bad star, she has absolutely no luck at all in any context, but does she just curl up into a ball waiting for lightning to put her down, no. In fact, being the airhead she is gives her the ability to forget about her pasts mistakes with relative ease as she trys to comfort the people that have had to pay for her jynx-ness.


"And there you have it." I said as I turned to Uranus. "So..."

She looked at me confused. "So...?"

"What did you think of your bio?" I asked as she gave me a glazed over look.

"Uh... my bio?" she started before the glaze peeled and she became aware of the situation. "Oh... that was for me? Sorry about that Mrs. Keeper."

"Never mind." I sighed as a young man wearing a blue short sleeve shirt and a pair of jeans pushed a large yellow package with a red bow on top on set.

"Anna... You've got some... Explaining to do!" he exclaimed as he continued to push the box to the center of the room.

"Alex! What are you doing here?" I said in surprise to my cousins surprise appearance.

As the box reached the center of the room he stopped to catch his breath before he stood up straight and looked straight at me. "I'm here because I got a part time job at the studio. Besides that..." he began as he looked down at the box. "This package was sent from Mercury, so I thought you might want to see it."

We all looked at the box completely confused. "I wonder what's in it." said Gaia as she lifted Luna to her shoulders so the little girl could get a good look at the box.

"I wonder who sent it." Uranus said.

"It was Mercury silly." Gaia responded.

"See ya later Anna." said Alex as he left with out any real acknowledgement from the rest of us.

"Hey look, there's a tag." Luna noticed.

I lifted the tag to read as follows;

Dear Mrs. Keeper,

I am happy to announce that the package before you has the remaining three siblings inside of it. Please take care not to let them escape as it was quite difficult to catch them in the first place.

Sincerely, Mercury.

"Well..." I looked closely at the box before giving it a light kick which caused a rather bizarre rustle to occur. "I guess he wasn't kidding about Saturn, Neptune and Pluto being inside of the box, but why couldn't he bring them here himself?"

"Hey there's more on the tag." Luna said leading me to pick up the tag and read what was on the other side.

P.S.

Mrs. Venus decided to drag Mr. Mars to a 24 hour love hotel, so I'm to busy keeping her from ruining her credibility with him even more to be there.

"Of course Venus would do something like that." I sighed before I began to unwrap the box. "Well like it or not, we still have a show to do and I can't introduce the last three characters if they're dying of oxygen starvation, y'know?" I said as I lifted the box which was conveniently opened on the bottom to reveal three young men tied to each other by the waist, a tall black haired boy wearing a green jacket over a short-sleeved black shirt, a slightly smaller blue haired boy wearing a long-sleeved blue shirt and finally a much smaller boy with weird purple hair wearing a short-sleeve with a print that looked like Charon the boat keeper of the river Styx on it.

"What the hell is with those three huh? It wasn't bad enough that they attacked us out of nowhere, but shooting Neptune with a tranq-dart wasn't cool!" Exclaimed the smaller one of the group obviously referring to the unconscious blue-haired one. "And another thing, Where the hell are we!?"

"Easy Pluto. We needed you three here at the studio so we could do your bios, y'know?" I answered to the shorty.

Pluto looked at me before he beginning to blush and turn away. "Oh great, so instead of sending us a letter or an email, you decide to abduct us is that it?" he asked in a tone that was immeasurably quieter than his previous tone.

I looked at him confused. "Hold on... your invite should have gotten to you on Wednesday."

"BUAAAA-HA-HA-HA! Gotcha again Pluto! That's what you get for making me getchyer mail for ya!" the black-haired boy said in hysterics.

"You mean this is your fault!?" exclaimed Pluto who was flailing his legs in detest for his friends behavior.

"Yep, and I gotta say that I was started to get bored not going here before we were chased by Tweedle-Dee, Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Duffous, but the way they shot out of those bushes after Titan scared them silly was such a rush that I couldn't stop from laughing." he gaffed loudly, causing Pluto major irritation.

"That's it Saturn, when I get out of this rope I'm gonna knock that crappy sense of humor right out of your skull!"

"EXCUSE ME! I'm sorry for interrupting the little lovers spat routine you guys got here, but I do still have introductions for you three, y'know?" I hollered, causing them to stop and look guilty , giving me time to catch my voice. "Now then, since we don't have very much time left, I've had to squeeze the three of your bios into one, alright?"

Saturn and Pluto looked at each other for a moment before sighing and giving a nod.

"Then we'll begin."

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Character Bios:

Name(s): Saturn, Neptune and Pluto (A.K.A. the Three Stooges)

Personality: Saturn is a total nutcase that think everything is a stich, Neptune has a tendency for being Saturn's and Pluto's shield whenever danger arises, and Pluto's a Napoleon Complex.

Character: You rarely see any of them without the other two around him and while Neptune is usually to busy keeping Pluto from killing Saturn, the three of them get along well even when Neptune stops being the wall of reason. Saturn has an affinity for animals which is only to be expected when all of his satellites have animals for representations. Neptune tends to get into trouble a lot around Saturn and Pluto due to his inability to plan ahead of his friends unpredictable actions, and due to this he finds himself in an eternal sense of guilt for not being a 'better friend' or a 'friend that keeps his friends out of trouble'. Ever since Pluto was demoted from his nice cushy job because he didn't stand out much Gaia has been picking on him about his height, thus is the root cause of his complex, but I still think his boss was just looking for a reason to be nit-picky.


Pluto looked intently at the bio.

"Napoleon complex?" said Pluto in disbelief, which then caused Saturn to chuckle.

"Man Oath, y' sure know how to peg this guy down, am I right?"

"Napoleon complex?" Pluto said again in even more disbelief as he turned his attention to me. "Really?"

I was about to respond when Gaia interrupted, "Sorry shorty, but she kinda writes the truth minus the punch pulling."

"Oh zip it you bothersome loudmouth." he muttered under his voice as a moan began.

"nnnn... What time is it?" yawned Neptune as he sleepily rose his arms to stretch, inadvertently severing the rope that bound the three of them together.

Saturn was the first to arise. "You missed it Neppy. Pluto totally got called out as a Napoleon complex what ever that means." he uproared with a voice that would make an Exploud want to cover it's ears.

"That's it you crack pot!" Exclaimed Pluto as he rose, bearing his fist at Saturn. "If you wanna fight, let's fight!"

Saturn grinned deviously at his friend. "Same rules as always?"

"That's right. The loser treats the winner to any ice-cream they want. Now are you ready!?"

"Let's just get it started 'shorty'."

"Here we go!" Pluto exclaimed as he and Saturn rose their fists before chanting at the same time.

Ro-

Sham-

Bo!

They both exclaimed as Pluto's hand was balled up into a fist while Saturn's hand was flat like that used in a karate chop. (for those of you who don't realize what they were doing... Ro-Sham-Bo is just Rock-Paper-Scissors.)

"I win." said Saturn as his grin only grew in size.

Pluto on the other hand was quite upset about his loss. "That didn't count! I've haven't been doing my warm-up exorcises lately, so that's why I lost!"

"Excuse me..." started Neptune.

"Well to bad Pluto. You lost, I won. so you have to pay up."

"Ummm... Everyone... they all..." Neptune began before Pluto interrupted.

"The only reason you won is because your stupid luck you ass-hat!"

Um... Guys?"

"WHAT!" Pluto and Saturn exclaimed at Neptune.

"Everybody left a few minutes ago..." Neptune said to his friends as they then looked around to see the set and house completely empty.


Meanwhile back in Pseudo-Pittsburg.

"... Tom Hanks, the Venture Bros., the Mario Bros., the librarian and a cow." the little robot said finishing his long list of people he told about the invasion, leaving the little bug-eyed kid to ponder.

"So nobody important enough that I can send an ecomonic bomb to and cause a major dent on Earth's defenses?" he asked.

"Nope. Now sit down and watch some boob tube." the little robot said in conclusion to this program.


Hey everyone, I hope you all enjoyed this chapter as it is the conclusion of the three part introductory variety show thing. I also added in a splash of Invader Zim just for my pal InvaderJes11 and her circle of fanatics just for the fun of it all. Anyways, from here on out is the real deal, the kit and caboodle, the salt and pepper. While I've got a few ideas for chapters, I'd still like to see what suggestions I can obtain from my loyal readers, so please inform me if there are any ideas that you want to see in this story, and I will do my best to make them happen with the suggester getting credit where it's due, y'know?

So until chapter 4, Good day, Good night, Good marrow.