"And two, you're not the only one with something up your sleeve."

Everything happened almost like it was practiced beforehand. At the same time, that I heard a gunshot in the balcony above, I let lose the Wing-Ding I had in my hand and let it fly directly for the Joker and Harley. After Harley leaped out of the way, and Joker dodged it, I look up to see Rose up on the balcony, killing all the snipers with her bare hands.

"Damn, she's hot"

With blood raining from the balcony, I turned to face his enemies, only to see Joker rushing up a ladder, and out into,

"The Armory!"

• • •

"Come on Harley," Joker said as he was behind her on the ladder leading up to the Batwing, "we haven't got much time!"

"You're right!"

CLANG

My Wing-Ding just misses Joker's head, lodging itself into the rail of the ladder next to his face, and he jumps in fear, falling off the ladder. Harley obviously noticed her "Mistah J" helpless on the floor, so she jumps off too, but when she lands, she doesn't fall, but has her mallet in hand, with a prepped bazooka on her back.

Where the hell does she keep all this shit? I thought to myself.

"I guess its time for a rematch," I said, now focused for the battle to come

"BATTER UP!" Harley yelled

She attacks first, swinging her mallet at my head.

I perform a perfect backhand spring over her, and try to grab the mallet the moment I land. It works but as soon as I grab hold, she rushes me into the wall, with her mallet pushing me against it. I then jab my handle into her stomach, but she curves her back so as to avoid it, and swings the mallet, with me still holding on.

I let go, and flip through the air, firing off a couple of darts as I go. I land one in her leg, and she doubles over in pain.

"Oh fuck this!" She screams angrily

She takes the bazooka off her back, and aims directly for me. Thinking on my toes, I leap over Joker, and grab him just as he is getting up. I put him in front of me and see Harley, trying to come up with a game plan, the wheels in her head turning at a slow pace I would imagine.

"Stop thinking so much, before you hurt yourself!" I said

"Ha, Ha, very funny!" she said sarcastically

"If you pull that trigger, then we all get blown to shit!" I said with confidence, "And you wouldn't want to kill the father of your children!"

"Wha… How did you…" she looked absolutely dumbfounded

"You do realize what happens to your belly when you're pregnant, and since there's no residue of food or crumbs any where near you, and I highly doubt you gained 10 pounds from the crackers Joker throws at you when he's bored…" I shouted

"How dare you!" she said, unsure of what to do

Sheesh, Joker feels like a ragdoll in my hand right now! I think to myself.

All of a sudden a voice comes out of the intercom speakers:

"Hello lady and gentleman, I hope that you are having a good time because it's about to get even better! You might even call it… a BLAST!"