Yay I get to make another chapter! Sorry for the wait I was a little bit busy lately I went to Hamilton for a bit because it was my grandparent's 50th anniversary. Amazing how long they have been together, seriously amazing! Anyways I ended up reading some other Fan fictions and came across one that was pretty much the exact opposite of mine, where the exorcists are in fact banned from having any relationships whatsoever, it was a few days ago and I forgot to write down who had written it, but it was pretty interesting; of course our lovely Moyashi-chan and his aggressive Bakanda were very much able to prevail in the end. Yay! Also I would like to apologise for saying this was an AreKan story, I recently found out that in pairings the first name in the pairing is the dominant one and I'm sorry to those of you who like seeing Kanda as an uke, but I just can't do it (not with Allen anyway – no matter who little Allen-chan is paired with he will always be an uke to me) so basically I'm saying this is YULLEN, you have been warned. Now I hope you enjoy the chapter and I apologise for any OOCness I find it a bit hard to keep Allen in character without making him seem annoying and when I try to fix it, it goes the other way. So without further ado I present the newest chapter of Project New Exorcist.

Disclaimer: I do not own D Grey Man in any shape or form; if I did it would only exist in my head as my drawing sucks that it would never sell.

Warning: Crazy brother and Kanda's foul language (who would he be otherwise)

Chapter 3: Stalkers missions and Robots

Lenalee's getting married… Komui thought. He couldn't get that thought out of his head; it just kept repeating itself over and over like a mantra. Lenalee's getting married. Lenalee's getting married. It was his worst nightmares come true. Lenalee was getting married. Lenalee was being forced to marry. Lenalee was being forced to marry a disgusting octopus (A.N. what is Komui's deal with octopi?). Lenalee was being forced to marry a disgusting perverted octopus! The scientist was slowly making his way out of his stupor and his thoughts were turning into rage. Komui knew that he was often made fun of for being ridiculously overprotective, some even said sister-complex, but he had to protect her! After having her taken away by force so soon after their parents died and then seeing the state she was in after finally managing to find her again, he made a promise that she would never be taken advantage of again! Now his precious little sister was being forced to be marry one of the perverted octopi of the order and worse she was expected to – to –to… he didn't dare finish that thought but still shuddered at the memory of being told the subject of today's meeting. Komui looked up and saw Reever giving him a sympathetic look. Komui fell back into hopelessness as he realised that orders from central were impossible to stop unless he wanted himself or Lenalee to be seen as traitor's and killed. The lazy scientist was so lost in his hopelessness that he failed to realise that the Australian man had come closer until he felt his hand on his shoulder and heard the man sigh.

"At least you are a part of the decision committee, you can help choose someone suitable, right?" his second in command said trying to comfort him. Komui's mood immediately shifted back to seething rage. He felt that having a part of the decision made it worse, not better, it was like he was helping the ones who were trying to take advantage of his dear little sister!

"I don't want to choose any of those stupid octopi!" he cried as he dropped to his knees and clutched Reever's waist with tears of his so far repressed anger streaming down his face.

"Chief snap out of it!" Reever had kneeled down and was gently shaking the man's shoulders. "Think of what Lenalee must be feeling right now! She must be even more distressed, but there is NOTHING we can do against Central. The best we can do is try to support her as much as we can to make this easier on her and find someone who will respect her. Come on," Reever's voice softened. "She was upset enough with how you were acting during the meeting." Reever was almost hugging the sobbing man in front of him. Unfortunately for him Komui stopped listening after hearing 'think of how Lenalee must be feeling!' Komui was now trying to compose himself so he would be able to think straight. He needed to be able to think straight so that he could come up with a plan to ensure that Lenalee would not have to succumb to the terrible fate that lay before her. Reever was relieved when Komui stopped crying and asked for coffee, he knew that Komui would not be able to take Central's decision lying down, all he could hope for was that Komui was subtle enough not to get caught. The scientist cringed at the thought, Komui wasn't generally known for being subtle especially when it came to his little sister, Reever changed his hope to Komui not getting fired should he be caught, because then who would protect the exorcists from Central?

Kanda's POV

Che. Kanda was getting pissed off. He was constantly followed by someone or a golem that was taping his every single move, the only privacy he got was when in the shower and even then they were right outside the door (they would probably be in the bathroom with him if he hadn't threatened to slice them up slow and painfully). To make matters worse they had insisted that he change his whole fucking schedule around to accommodate his fucking stalker! He was no longer allowed out of his room until the fucking idiot woke up so the time he usually spent training was now spent waiting until he was free to leave. He also noticed that with his new schedule he missed seeing the Moyashi at meal times, he wondered if it was on purpose because the most he saw of any male exorcists were glimpses here and there and that was it. He was forced to train and to go on missions with a whole bunch of idiot girls. There was only one who had actually left him in peace, but that was only once he had lost his temper about having to go on a mission with another useless girl. Seriously most of the girls here either looked like ridiculous muscle heads or too fragile to do the job, this girls Cassie, or Kristy whatever just burst into silent tears and tried to stay away from him the entire time which suited him just fine. Kanda knew the real reason for getting so pissed off at her though, she reminded him too much of his white haired exorcist whom he was currently unable to see, she was way too damn polite and her hair was about the same length and they both just looked so damn fragile! Kanda was going crazy and not being able to vent his frustration as he usually did (by having a shouting match with his 'least' favourite exorcist) he spent almost every second he could training because not even meditation could help now. What made him even more pissed off was that he had to be sent on an extra mission with Lenalee for the stupid computability ratings because 'someone' (obviously Komui), had sabotaged all of her results so they had to redo everything with her. Kanda had been hoping that he would be able to see Allen when he went to get her as whenever he had seen glimpses of white hair or gloved fingers Lenalee was always around, which he didn't mind because the moyashi didn't seem to see her as anything other than a friend, but what did anger him was the amount of girls who had started to hang around him. Kanda knew that there was no way he would have gotten Allen in the first place, but now this marriage thing had given every girl in the freaking order an excuse to lay their sharp claws on his- no not his… he stopped his thought he had no right to claim the beansprout he knew that but seeing all the women flock around the incredibly cute clueless boy was incredibly annoying, especially since they were now under surveillance Kanda could do nothing but pretend he didn't care when he just wanted to snatch the boy up and yell MINE! Kanda sighed as he looked down at his soba noodles, he was starving usually he would have eaten a long time ago and it was taking a long time for his body to adjust to his new schedule.

"YUU-CHAN!"An extremely annoying voice called out, Kanda grimaced pulling out Mugen already feeling the headache coming on. Lavi was the only exorcist allowed to do whatever and interact with whoever he wanted to and it seemed like he had decided to spend most of his time with him.

"What. Did. I. Say. About using that name?" He asked the idiotic redhead in front of him, Mugen was already pressed against the rabbit's throat enough so there was a trickle of blood dripping down his neck, the long haired exorcist was seriously building up a rage and did not want to deal with the one eyed historian.

"Whoa, Yu- K-Kanda, no need for Mugen, I just wanted to see how you were holding up. I see your temper has gotten worse in the last week or so (time frame it has now been a week and a half since the announcement)." Lavi quickly said holding his hands up in surrender until he no longer felt the katana's blade pressed against his throat. He breathed a smile sigh of relief as soon as the blade was removed and immediately sat down next to Kanda. "So, you want to tell me what's bothering you?" he asked.

"Like I would tell someone like you baka." Kanda replied trying to go back to eating his soba.

"So there is something bothering you then?" too late Kanda realised his mistake.

"Che, so what." Kanda said glaring at the red head for tricking him into admitting there was a problem.

"Well I was just curious you know, I've been talking to a lot of people and most are not happy with the way this is being done, you know you guys being forced to get married and all." He said in a stage whisper as he glanced at Kanda's stalker.

"Who the fuck cares." Kanda managed to choke out, hoping he sounded like his usual self. He got a look from Lavi and wasn't sure what it meant but Lavi didn't press him for more details thankfully, he just went on.

"Well I know that some people are hoping that it will work out in their favour, you know being too shy to confess so they are hoping to get paired with the people they like and all, I'm pretty sure Lenalee is hoping to be paired with Allen." Kanda's face darkened at that thought, but he covered it up quickly hoping that Lavi didn't notice. "Of course there are lots of girls who wouldn't mind being paired with him, he's very helpful and polite and treats everyone with respect, only a few really mind his arm and his curse you know. Hahaha, if only they knew!" Lavi immediately shut up as if knowing he had gone too far. Kanda's ears perked up at the thought of new information of his Moyashi.

"Knew what?" he growled settling for intimidating the now sweating rabbit.

"No-nothing." Lavi squeaked as his eyes roved around looking for an escape route, he must have found one because he dashed off as fast as the animal Kanda associated with him and disappeared from his sight. Kanda growled and he finished the last of his soba, like hell he would go looking for the damn rabbit, Lavi would come back eventually he always did and then when he wasn't expecting it he would get the redhead to tell him what he knew.

Allen's POV

There was only about a week and a half left until they would be paired into their teams before their 'ceremony' in front of God. Allen was feeling a bit bad about that because even if he was gay he still believed in God and felt awful that he would have to go up and lie to his future bride (whoever she may be) the order and God about loving said person, although he doubted they would include love in the ceremony as these pairings were going to be made for the good of the order and not out of love. Still Allen had to admit that despite all the downfalls of the announcement he did get to make new friends and get to know some of the other exorcists more than before, sure it sucked that it was only the female half of the order but they were good friends nonetheless. He found that Miranda had gotten a lot better control of her innocence since he had last seen her and that the new crystal type innocence that Lenalee used was amazing. He also met this girl Chastity who used a freaking SCYTHE as her weapon! It was so cool! Her scythe didn't even look like one until she needed to use it for a fight and she was amazing at using it too, if only she didn't act like he was about to kick her every time he tried to talk to her. He found out later that the day before they were sent on a mission together she had had a mission with Kanda, apparently he had chewed her out right from the beginning. Allen felt for the cute girl, he knew what it was like to be on the wrong side of Kanda's wrath, but unlike him who kind of enjoyed the battles she seemed to fall apart at confrontation that didn't involve akuma. Allen sighed as he thought about how he hadn't seen more than a glimpse of his crush's ponytail much less had one of their fights in over a week, in the past he had actually changed his schedule so that he would be able to make it to the cafeteria around the same time as the long haired samurai, but sadly said man seemed to have changed his schedule, Allen hoped he hadn't realised that he had been actively sought him out and that he wasn't avoiding him on purpose. Allen looked over to Howard Link who was now his new personal stalker (only the guys had them around 24/7, apparently they weren't as trustworthy as the girls) (A.N. I know I said that Link wouldn't be stalking Allen, but it just wouldn't be him if he didn't) and banged his head against the wall, he was sitting in the hallway after finally getting away from all the girls that were now constantly hanging around him, I mean sure they were fun to hang out with but sometimes he needed to get away from that. Allen was starting to feel a bit depressed because he rarely saw Kanda or Lavi anymore and now he had Link hanging around him all the time, even insisting on accompanying him to the bathroom, the only time he had alone was when he had his daily meetings with Cross and that was just as bad as having Link in the bathroom with him if not worse as Cross never missed an opportunity to make fun of his situation, thank God Cross didn't know about Kanda otherwise he would be laughed at even more. As it was Allen already had to put up with the crude jokes and the half attempts at pity, not to mention he had to fill out all the reports Cross was supposed to send about their meetings to help with the compatibility testing otherwise he would have come out in a very public and embarrassing way. Allen had wanted Cross to fill out his own damn paperwork however after filling in 'men' under preferences and 'gay as a rainbow' under potential problems, Allen decided it was in his best interest to fill out the papers himself while Cross drank.

"Hey Allen!" Allen looked around Link and saw Lavi, his face broke out into the first true smile he's made in a while he had missed his friend and was happy that Lavi had sought him out. Lavi pulled him off the floor and started dragging him around. "Can't be too careful I almost said something to Yuu and now he's pissed that I didn't actually tell him, I already almost got decapitated today and I don't want to repeat that experience yet." Lavi fake whispered, Allen thought that the redheaded bookman looked absolutely thrilled to be chased around by the sword wielding exorcist. Allen was just glad that Lavi had chosen Kanda as the topic of conversation as it wasn't like he could exactly bring him up himself.

"Hey Lavi you might want to wipe the blood off your neck before it dries too much, and what did you do to warrant decapitation?" Allen asked, guessing the answer, but wanting to prolong the topic.

"Eh? Oh yeah thanks." He said wiping of the blood with his sleeve. "I called him Yuu-chan." Allen rolled his eyes of course he did, but still Kanda had always been more into threats and glares this time he had actually drawn blood, something must have pissed him off. As if reading his mind Lavi said, "I'm serious that's all I did, he must be really brooding over something to be that angry. Come to think of it he's been acting like this since the big announcement, you don't think Yuu is afraid of getting married do you?" Allen sucked in a breath, he had not even thought about that, he had been too busy thinking about how he was going to deal with getting married that he hadn't thought of having to watch Kanda do the same. Allen realised that he had stopped walking and looked up into Lavi's worried eye; he quickly put a smile on his face.

"That would be hilarious, with all the things to be afraid of getting married? Hahahaha." Allen managed to laugh, he didn't want anyone to know of his feelings for Kanda especially now, he had known from the beginning that Kanda would never choose him (being a guy, not to mention a guy with a deformed arm and a curse), but now he would have to watch Kanda be paired up with someone else. "Hey Lavi I'm going to go train okay? I know that you have to go back to your bookman duties, but come find me later I've missed you." Allen said as he backed away smiling before turning around and heading to the training grounds with Link following close behind.

Lavi's POV

He watched his friend go, obviously he had just made him realise that Kanda was going through the same thing and that hadn't sat well with him, Lavi wasn't fooled by Allen's fake smiles anymore, he knew that he had gone to train because he needed time to compose himself and work through what he was feeling in his head, Lavi decided that he should seek the small exorcist out more often now and possibly let him in on how he knew his secret, Allen needed someone there for him and he couldn't trust Lenalee because she wanted Allen for herself and Kanda was the object of his affections, therefore the root of the problem so it would be hard for him to comfort the scared boy even if he could convince him to try, so that left himself as anyone else were more acquaintances than friends and Lavi knew Allen would kill him if he tried to bring it up to Cross. Lavi was about to head to the library to meet up with the Panda to discuss their recent observations when the wall in front of him was blown to bits. Lavi's eye widened as he saw the huge robot in front of him, it was obviously another Komurin (what was this the fifth now?).

"Male target acquired must terminate all who can be paired with Lenalee." The robot stated. Wait what?

"HEY! I'm not even part of this!" he shouted as he dodged an attack from the crazy robot. Komurin just ignored his pleas as he ran for his life not even bothering to attack back, the only people who had so far gotten rid of these crazy robots had been Lenalee and Kanda. He continued running hoping that he would run into one of them before himself and the whole order was destroyed. Luckily for him Kanda and Lenalee were not too far away and only the lower floors of the order had been smashed into rubble before Komurin had been destroyed quickly by Lenalee's dark boots. Kanda had just che'd and grabbed Lavi and pulled him away from the battle. Lavi tried squirming out of his grip, but it proved to be futile and soon he was pressed up against the wall with a katana at his throat once again, but this time there was no escape.

"Now tell me what you were saying about the Moyashi." Kanda spat. Lavi blinked and decided to play dumb.

"I don't know what you are talking about. Who's the moyashi?" Lavi tried really hard not to grin like a Cheshire cat as he tried to force Kanda to say Allen's name, unfortunately Mugen was once again pressed harder on his neck.

"You know exactly what I am talking about and that the moyashi is Allen" he seethed. Lavi raised an eyebrow, he hadn't expected Kanda to actually say Allen's name especially not so easily. Kanda saw the expression and gave Lavi a glare that could kill.

"Right, right, well the thing is that Allen has someone that he is already interested in in the order and feels that this whole pairing thing is just ruining what little chance he had with said person." Lavi said carefully avoiding naming a gender. Lavi watched Yuu and was surprised when he saw a flash of what was that anger? Disappointment? It was gone too fast for Lavi to figure it out, but suddenly Mugen was no longer at his throat and Kanda had let go of him, in fact Kanda had already stalked off taking his little follower with him. Lavi was confused why Kanda was so interested in Allen in the first place decided he needed some time to figure out what he had just witnessed, he decided to go to the library, maybe gramps would know what to make of it.

So that's the end of the chapter, hopefully it was ok. I know I didn't put enough of Komui's scheming in there, but like I said it was supposed to be subtle until the broke and brought out Komurin the 5th. Also I apologise for not putting in any battle scenes no missions or even the battle with Komurin, I really suck at describing that sort of thing so I figured I'd make it obvious it happened and just describe the aftermath. Anyways please read and review, thank you to Poetofmercury for reviewing and I hope this meets your expectations. I am hoping to post another chapter soon.