Can't have a Sonic story without an Eggman equivalent...and more randomness.
Chapter 3 – As Sharp as the Blaid
Late that night, Sonny and Shade were playing Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. Sonny was playing as Sonic and Shade was playing as Shadow. They are playing on the grind race level and Sonic is a bit ahead of Shadow near the end. Shadow used chaos control and reached the end before Sonic did.
"Oh em gee, double yew tee eff, bee bee queue!'' (try saying it out loud) Sonny yelled, shocked by the results.
Shade jumped up and slammed the Gamecube pad on the floor then threw his fist in the air. "I am the ultimate!"
"There's no need to rub it in." Sonny said, annoyed by Shade's victory. "Besides, you cheated."
"If I recall correctly, you used your time stop on me around the beginning, so it's only fair."
"Damn it, you're right." Sonny said, admitting defeat.
"Hey guys." Mads said as he entered the room.
"Hey." Sonny and Shade replied.
"On the news there's some building downtown which is on fire…and with people inside…and stuff." Mads randomly said.
"Seriously?" Shade asked.
"Seriously." Mads replied.
"C'mon Sonny, let's go!" Shade said as he approached the window.
Sonny and Shade jumped out the window and ran through the streets. They soon encounted a large grey building with many civilians standing outside.
A red stickman and a yellow stickman ran around in circles outside with the red one yelling, "Oh no!" and the yellow one yelling, "Oh em gee!" Sonny and Shade rushed in and split up. They moved about the area, rescuing people trapped in the building. Sonny found a pair of white gloves on the floor and put them on. They finished rescuing everyone five minutes later by the time the fire brigade arrived. When they started to put out the fire, Sonny and Shade rushed back to Mads house and climbed in through the window.
"No time for much talking because this chapter is longer than the first two." Shade said after climbing in.
"It's a good thing you decided to use the window this time." Mads said.
"Why is that?"
"My parents are downstairs."
"I haven't even seen them yet." Sonny said as he sat on the floor.
"This is one of those things where I mention them but you hardly see them."
"I see." Sonny said, rubbing his chin.
"You see well." Mads replied. "G'night." Said Mads as he turned off the lights and went to bed. After a few moments, Sonny finally said something. "...So what do your parents look like?"
"Shut up, Sonny." Shade responded. "I'm trying to get some sleep!"
The next morning, Mads was getting ready for school again while Sonny and Shade were watching TV. On the screen, Big ran through a jungle and onto another platform then chucked barrels at Sonic as he ran towards him. Sonic jumped over them as he said, "Here we goooo!" Sonic eventually made it onto the platform, Big then climbed up another ladder and Sonic climbed up afterwards.
"Remember not to let my parents see you." Mads said as he finished getting ready.
"K." The two hedgehogs replied in unison.
"Later." Mads said as he left the room. Mads left the house quickly and rushed up the street. Shortly after, Sonny put on the sneakers he wore the day before.
"So Shade, you up for a race?" Sonny said with a smile.
"Sure, why not, where to?" Shade asked.
"I dunno, let's just race somewhere along the city, maybe with a bit of city escape playing, you know, good stuff." Sonny suggested.
Sonny and Shade left the house shortly after and ran down the street. Soon they sped along the city, avoiding cars and obstacles. SA2 was sitting at a newspaper stand. Sonny jumped over it while grabbing one of the papers, Shade then sped by half a second later and threw him a nickel. Sonny jumped onto a bus going in the other direction and ran on one spot while Shade passed him quite quickly.
"HAX!" Sonny shouted as Shade rushed by.
"Eat my dust!" Shade replied.
Shade ran round a corner and saw a big white robot with one eye run right past him with a brown bag. Shade followed the robot with Sonny close behind. The robot ran to somewhere deep in a forest. The robot approached an old factory, looked around then entered while doing the robot. Sonny and Shade entered the factory a few moments later and found two separate paths.
"Let's find that robot." Shade said.
"I'll go right." Sonny said as he turned right.
"I'll go left then." Shade said as he turned left.
Sonny went down the right path and Shade went down the left path. Sonny walked along a dark path and came across a big dark room. He walked slowly across the dark room.
"Sometimes I feel like, somebody's watching me! And I don't know why!'' Sonny sang as he walked across the room. Sonny soon saw the white robot run past the room. Sonny followed it into another room and fly kicked it in the head. He then landed on its head, and then it began to malfunction.
"Consider yourself owned." Sonny said with a smile. "Now let's see what's in this bag." Sonny continued, as he grabbed the bag. Sonny opened the bag to find a bunch of screws. "Well this was a wasted trip…" Sonny sighed as he dropped the bag.
A bigger red robot walked up to Sonny from behind. He turned around as it got close. The robot stood a few feet away, looking at Sonny.
"Hi there." Sonny said, waving at the robot.
The robot opened up his chest and pulled out a sharp blade. Sonny then sped off as the robot chased him, trying to chop him in half and shouting 'Kill' every time it swung.
"Is it necessary to say kill?" Sonny asked. "What happened to destroy?"
"Kill!" The robot replied.
"Destroy would suit a robot more."
"Kill!"
"You don't have many friends, do you?"
Meanwhile, Shade entered a very large room with a lot of pipes and some wires on the floor. There was a stage ahead of him, with a chair in the middle. As Shade approached the stage the lights switched on. The person who was sitting in the chair spun around, he was a male human. He wore a white cap and shoes, his shirt was white and his jacket and pants were black. He had brown hair and his pupils were blue. He was holding a sprite can in his right hand.
"Hi there, the name's Jawooooooooooo…but just call me Jawo'." The person said. "Sprite?" Jawo' asked as he offered Shade the can.
"No thanks." Shade replied. "So you run this place?" Shade asked, looking around the room.
"This dump?" Jawo' asked, seeming insulted by his question. "Course not; I'm just here to get paid. That Raizor guy is using this area until he builds himself a better base." Jawo' continued.
"So where is he right now?" Shade asked.
"Taking some giant robot into the city, to terrorize and such. Like that fire which he started last night. Raizor said you two would show up, which you did. So when you two die I get my money." Jawo' said.
"You'll have to be pretty tough to beat me." Shade said as he got into a fighting stance.
"Not me." Jawo' said, shaking his head. Three humanoid robots carrying glowing swords dropped down from the ceiling. One was green, one was yellow and one was orange. "Them."
The green one swung at Shade who ducked and gave him an uppercut. Shade jumped up and kicked the yellow one in the face and then teleported as the orange one attacked and fly kicked him from behind. The green one tried to attack Shade from behind but Shade back flipped and threw a chaos spear at him then roundhouse kicked the yellow one coming at him. The orange robot swung his sword at Shade who dodged it then kicked the sword out of his hand. As the other two robots rushed over, Shade jumped up and used chaos blast which knocked out all three of them.
"I never realized those robots sucked so much." Jawo' said as he watched the green robot smash into a wall. "Guess I'll fight you then." He said as he turned towards Shade.
Jawo' jumped off the stage and tried to fly kick Shade. Shade side-stepped and tried to kick Jawo' who blocked the kick with his arm. Jawo' tried to punch Shade who ducked and tried to trip Jawo' who quickly teleported behind Shade and kicked him forward, Shade spun and landed on his feet.
"So you can use chaos control as well?" Shade asked.
"I sure can." Jawo' replied.
Shade and Jawo' both used chaos control again, teleporting about the area and dodging each others attacks. They soon appeared a few feet away from each other and landed on the ground. Sonny ran into the room a few seconds later with the red robot chasing him. He jumped onto a wall and flew towards the robot. He curled into a ball and went straight through him. The robot fell to the ground and he walked up to the robot as it lay on the floor.
"Sorry, I didn't wanna do this but it just had to be done." Sonny said, apologizing to the robot. "It seems we're just two different people, you're a kill person and I'm a destroy person." He continued. Sonny then turned around and looked at Shade and Jawo' who were both looking at Sonny.
"Y'know, I dislike him already." Jawo' said.
"He seems to have that effect with most people…" Shade said, agreeing with Jawo'.
"I'm just gonna let you two go to avoid the risk of getting my ass kicked…I still get half my pay anyway." Jawo' said with a smile.
"Well thanks…I guess…" Shade said, seeming confused.
Sonny and Shade left the factory shortly after and ran through the forest. They ran past SA2 who just tackled a bear.
"So what was in the bag?" Shade asked.
"Just a bunch of screws, nothing special."
"That's a shame."
"So who was that guy?" Sonny asked.
"I'll tell you later."
Sonny and Shade continued running and approached the city. Somewhere deep in the city was a giant robot. Its body was an olive shape; there was a big red glass sphere in the middle. The robot had 4 long tentacles and was black, and it had the 'RB' icon the battleship had on it. It walked along the city causing destruction and eventually stopped near a park area. The person revealed himself in the red glass sphere. He had red spiky hair; he wore a blue jacket and black jeans. He was wearing gloves which were orange on the top side and black on the bottom. His shirt was grey and had the 'RB' icon on it. He also had a black mustache.
"Greetings, citizens of this unknown city which I do not know the name of. I am the great evil genius, Raizor Blaid. I shall now rule this city and any resistance will be crushed." Raizor yelled.
Sonny and Shade ran up to the giant robot as he finished. "You'll have to finish us first!" Sonny yelled.
"Oh, it's you two hedgehogs, I thought Jawo' finished you off." Raizor said, sounding disappointed.
"He tried but we just can't be taken down." Shade said as he crossed his arms.
"It sucks that I've still gotta pay him." Raizor said, seeming annoyed. "No matter, I'll finish you myself." He continued, as he reached for the controls.
Raizor tried to squash Sonny and Shade with one of the tentacles but they jumped out the way before it hit the ground. Shade jumped and started firing chaos spears at the robot which damaged it a bit. Sonny tried to spin attack the robot but ended up hurting his head and dropped to the ground.
"The armor is pretty thick." Sonny said as he scratched his head. "How do I fire off those energy attack things?" He asked, imitating Shade's stance when he throws a chaos spear.
"You mean my chaos spear move?" Shade asked.
"Yeah, that."
"You can't, I was made with this move, you can't just learn it."
Sonny spotted a donut which looked like a golden ring in a bakery shop and ran there. SA2 was eating a piece of apple pie at a table. There was a tall white male wearing a chef's outfit behind the till. "Hey, you're the hedgehog from the news."
"Yeah, could I have that ring there?" Sonny said, pointing towards the donut.
"You mean the donut?" The Chef said, correcting Sonny.
"Yeah, I need it to beat that robot outside."
"Here you go then." The Chef said as he handed Sonny the donut.
Sonny took the donut and ate it then ran outside. Shade was busy dodging the giant robots tentacles. Raizor swung one of his right tentacles around the area, destroying part of a building which caused rocks to fall from above. Someone flew into the area wearing a purple outfit with three white stripes around the end of the sleeves and pants. The person had long black hair and was wearing black sunglasses. The person stopped the rocks using their psychokinesis then flew out of the area. Sonny ran over to Shade as the person left.
"Shade, get me to the top and I can destroy this thing" Sonny said.
"Guess it's worth a shot." Shade replied. Shade hovered above the giant robot with Sonny clinging to his foot.
"I know for sure I can penetrate the armor now, thanks to that ring." Sonny said confidently.
"You mean the donut?" Shade asked.
"Yeah, the donut." Sonny replied.
Shade spun Sonny round twice then threw him at the robot. Sonny spun into a ball and went through the top of the robot and came out the bottom, severely damaging it. Shade hovered in front of the machine, took off the rings on his wrists and blasted right through the red sphere in the middle of its body, making the robot fall to the ground and explode.
Everyone cheered as it exploded. Sonny and Shade stood a few feet away from the robot, while the Sonic 3 stage clear theme played. They stood back to back; Shade had his arms crossed and was smiling, while Sonny gave a thumbs up and was grinning. Raizor rose from the robot in a silver hovering chair as the theme ended.
"I'll be back to take over, you'll see." Raizor said, pointing at the two hedgehogs.
Raizor flew off and then Sonny looked at Shade. "What was that last move there?"
"Well you see, when I take off my rings I can unleash my true power and cover myself in a fiery yellow shield and can blast through a lot of things."
"Couldn't you have used that move around the beginning?"
"If I did that it wouldn't have been cool."
"...Makes sense."
Shortly after they ran back to Mads house and climbed in through the window. Mads was on his PC when they entered the room. On the PC screen, there was a cinematic where Eggman was walking towards Shadow in a large robot and was laughing. Shadow gave Eggman the finger then Eggman gasped while Mads also gasped. "Didn't think I'd see that..." Mads then looked at the window "I've gotta put a lock on that window. So what randomness happened today?"
"Well…me and Shade had a race, chased this robot, killed that robot and got some screws, meet this Jawo' guy, met this Raizor guy in the city and blew up his giant robot…then came back here." Sonny said, going through the events rather quickly.
"This actually happened?" Mads asked, seeming confused.
"It did." Shade stated.
"Seriously?" Mads asked again.
"Seriously." Shade responded.
"There's a good chance you'll have another random day tomorrow as well." Mads said.
"I'm counting on it, or else I'd get bored." Sonny replied.
Meanwhile back at the factory, Raizor came in through the ceiling with his silver chair and saw Jawo'. "Damn it, Jawo'!" Raizor yelled, as he descended.
"Sorry, I couldn't take both of them at once." Jawo' said.
"I bet you didn't even try." Raizor said, annoyed at Jawo'.
"My pay, please." Jawo' said as he put out his hand.
Raizor gave Jawo' 100 bucks then Jawo' walked towards the exit. "See ya when I see ya." Jawo said as he approached the exit.
"Whatever."
Jawo' left and Raizor walked into another room and saw the screws on the floor. He picked them up then looked at the robot. "Expected..."
