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"Speaking"

'Thoughts'


Kurama in High Heels


"Botan!" Koenma shouted from behind his pacifier.

"Yes Koenma." Botan replied as the floated into his office.

"Go get Yusuke and the others; I have another mission for them." Koenma said as he handed her the information. "Here are the details; I'll leave it to you to make sure it gets completed on time."

Botan nodded her head before reading the mission. Suddenly her eyes widened. "You must be joking sir." She said. "You can't possibly send the guys on this mission."

"I'm afraid I have no other choice Botan." Koenma said gravely. "They're the only group that's currently available. Now, go." He said dismissing her with a wave of his hand.

Nodding, Botan flew off to the human world to inform the spirit detectives of their new mission. 'I just hope they don't try to kill me for this.' She thought grimly. Not long after, she had arrived at Yusuke's house where the detectives were waiting for her. "Hey guys, I've got the newest mission for you." Botan said with a forced smile. She handed the paper over to Yusuke and waited for their outburst.

'3'

'2'

'1'

"WHAT!!" Yusuke screamed. "You've got to be kidding me. No way am I dressing up like some chick. Mission or no mission, I refuse."

"Yeah, me too." Kuwabara said.

Hiei just snorted before taking off out the window. He was not having anything to do with that mission.

Kurama, being the ever calm one, spoke last. "Calm down Yusuke. It's not a big deal. Besides, it's only one mission so it won't be that bad." He regretted opening his mouth when the other two boys turned on him with matching evil grins.

"Hey, thanks so much for volunteering." Yusuke said smiling.

"Yeah, thanks man." Said Kuwabara.

Kurama stood there dumbfounded. "Wait a minute, I didn't volunteer." He said.

"Sure you did." Yusuke said. "You just said how it wasn't that big of a deal."

Kurama sighed. "Ok, so who's going to be going with me?" He asked as he looked between the two of them.

Yusuke smirked while Kuwabara covered a snicker with his hand.

"Well, about that." Yusuke said as he held up the letter. "It says that only one person has to go, and since you volunteered that means we don't have to."

"But…" Kurama started before closing his mouth. He might as well just accept it since nothing he could do would change anything. "Alright, fine. I'll do this mission by myself." He said gravely.

"Yes!!" The other two shouted at the same time. And then, grinning like maniacs they turned on their prey.

"Time to go shopping." Yusuke said as they each grabbed one of Kurama's arms and drug him out of the house.

'What have I gotten myself into now?' Kurama thought worriedly.

Several hours, and many clothes later, Kurama stood in Yusuke's living room while the guys finished his makeover.

"There, all done." Yusuke said as he finished braiding Kurama's hair. Stepping back, he eyed their work. "I must say Kuwabara you did an excellent job with his outfit."

And indeed he did. The black knee length skirt and red halter top looked surprisingly good on Kurama.

"Thanks." Kuwabara said with a small blush on his face. "You did a good job with his hair and makeup too."

"It's all thanks to Keiko." Yusuke said with a smile. Looking back at Kurama, Yusuke tapped a finger against his chin. "Now the only thing missing is shoes. What do you think Kuwabara, flats or heels?"

Kuwabara looked thoughtful for a moment. "Heels, definitely heels."

"My thoughts exactly." Yusuke said as he pulled a shoe box out of one of the many shopping bags on the floor. Opening the box, he pulled out a pair of black stiletto heels and handed them to Kurama.

"You must be joking." Kurama said eyeing the shoes in disgust.

"Ah, come on. They'll look good on you." Yusuke said with a grin.

Sighing in defeat, Kurama sat down and put them on. Standing up slowly, he tried to keep himself balanced.

"Amazing!" Kuwabara exclaimed. "I didn't think it was possible to stand in those things."

"It's very dif-" Kurama started, before he was interrupted by someone yelling.

"Yusuke, I'm home!" Keiko shouted as she entered their apartment.

Kurama was startled by her entrance and lost his balance, falling right into Yusuke's arms.

"Yus-" Keiko started to say as she entered the room only to pause at the sight before her. "YUSUKE!!" She screamed. "Who is this woman and why are you holding her? Are you cheating on me?" She asked with tears in her eyes.

Yusuke was too stunned to say anything. First Kurama falls on him and then his girlfriend comes in and accuses him of cheating on her.

Unfortunately, Keiko took his silence as an admission of guilt. "I knew it, you are cheating on me." She cried as she ran out of the apartment.

"Keiko, wait!" Yusuke yelled as he threw Kurama off of him and ran after her.

Kurama sat on the floor looking dazed. "What in the hell just happened?" He asked confused.

Kuwabara just started laughing. "Let's just say you won't have to worry about having problems with the mission since you definitely look the part."