I'm Going to hell Because……
CHAPTER 4
Previously: I turned around to face Jacob and Tony and signaled for them to climb out of the window.
Looks like we have to go to the hospital to replace the pills and make sure Tony wasn't going to turn into a girl.
I watched Jacob lift the old man and toss him through the window. After the old man was through, we waited to hear impact. We heard the old man swear; signaling that he had landed and that it was safe for Jacob to crawl through.
"Bella I really need to talk to you about Tanya, please stop acting weird."
OH crappp….. Wait Edward wanted to talk? I weighed my options. No the talk could wait, making sure Tony was okay was a priority, but….. Oh I hate my morals.
"Umm I can't hear you, I'm taking a shower."
Jacob shook his head, probably in disappointment at how bad I was at lying. Yeah I know I'm retarded but I don't need him reminding me. He gave me one more glance and jumped head first through the window.
I heard a loud bang and the old man swear even louder.
"Bella how are you taking a shower? Stop lying; the water's not even on."
Crap, no wonder Jacob was shaking his head, I didn't think through my lie.
"Oh that explains a lot! I knew I was doing something wrong. Thanks Edward you're a life saver."
And right now we're trying to go replace the bitch's pills so you don't bring a life into the world.
I dived through the window and was greeted by the old man's ass. Wow we really have to stop meeting like this.
We scrambled up and headed to the car. After we strapped in the old man to make sure he didn't go anywhere we began the trip to the hospital. I compulsively changed the songs on the radio to find a tune I liked. There was nothing on and all Jacob's CDs were how do we say without offending? They were gay and fruity.
"Step one- get confidence." We had been driving in silence when Jacob had blurted that out.
"Step one of what?" I had a bad feeling about this.
"Bell –la you can be so dense sometimes. Step one on how to get Edward to be your man."
Was it that apparent that I had the confidence of an earth worm? I thought I hid that pretty well, just as well as I hid my crush on Edward. Actually everyone seemed to know about my crush on Edward so I guess that's not a good comparison.
"What does confidence have to do with getting Edward to be mine?"
Thank god the old man had passed out in the back sit, or I would have been blushing red with embarrassment. He'd also probably would have something lame to add into this conversation which I really didn't need right now.
"Have you noticed Bella, that Edward likes confident girls? Besides who wants to date a girl with the self esteem of an earth worm?"
How did he know that? I wanted to cry now. I wanted to go find an earth worm and keep it as a pet so that at least he would be my friend.
"Don't give me that look Bella; I know how I'm going to help you get your confidence up. If fact it's going to be so high, Edward will jump you and ask you to teach him some moves."
"Cool, wait what kind of moves?"
I glanced uneasily towards Jacob. He looked at me and shook his head in disbelief.
"These kind of moves." He took his hands off the wheel and did severe thrust forward with his hands and hips.
"Jake! Keep your hands on the wheel."
I dove over to grab the wheel but Jacob's hands were already back on the wheel before I was even half way there. He started laughing at me. He wouldn't stop laughing.
I decided the best approach was to sit and pout. "Stop it." this only made him laugh harder until he started crying. Then I started laughing because he was crying.
We continued to laugh all the way to the hospital.
I finally arrived and decided Jacob would take the old man to the poison control center and I'd get Tanya some pill.
I went over to the clinic. This was going to be awkward. I tossed over my health card out and spoke to the lady at the desk.
"Hi, excuse me? I need to see a doctor because I want birth control pills."
The lady looked at me with one raised eyebrow.
"Okay, wait 10 minutes to see a doctor for the prescription".
She processed my information and after that I took a seat next to an odd woman. She was shifting back and forth. She kept staring at me.
"You have pretty hair, I like you hair."
Eww, why was this woman complimenting my hair? I crept over to the other side of my seat doing my best to lean far away from the lady.
"Your hair reminds me of my cat; she was so pretty. It was a shame that I had to kill her."
I froze in my seat and did my best to make myself disappear. I tried closing my eyes and clapping my feet together. I also tried to pull a harry potter and teleport somewhere else.
"Isabella?"
I dashed out of my seat. I was so happy to see a nurse for the first time in my life.
They did all the normal junk, weighed and took my blood pressure. I was then escorted to a patient room. I sat myself on the bed and fidgeted with Tanya's pills so I could make sure that I got the right pills. A knock on the door interrupted my fidgeting.
"Come in"
"Bella?"
Oh crap Carlisle!!! Why was he doing at the clinic? Oh crap this is awkward. Wait no, I'm 19. I'm old enough for this not to be awkward. But still … This is weird.
"What can I help you with?"
"I need RFGG"
"You need what?"
"FFGHNGJMF"
"What?"
"BIRTH CONTROL PILLS"
Carlisle look taken aback by me shouting birth control pills, there was now an awkward silence in the atmosphere. Wow I had used the word awkward so many times that it became my favorite word to describe things.
"oh well, here let me write you a prescription."
"No I need these pills." I tossed him Tanya's pills. He looked at me like I was crazy and continued to write the prescription.
"You can pick them up at the pharmacy in 15 minutes."
"Thank you so much."
"Will I see you at dinner on Friday with Edward?"
"Yes, oh and Carlisle? Can you die from over dosing on birth control pills?"
"What?"
"Nothing, never mind."
I ran out of the hospital to go look for Jacob and Tony.
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