"Ugh... my head..." Ness groaned as he woke up in his bed in his room at the Smash Mansion, looking around as he wondered what the fuck happened to him that night. "Seems like I did a lot of weird shit..."
"Wah, you did." Waluigi explained, trimming his sexy mustache in the bathroom, with Ness screaming as he glanced at Waluigi.
"What are you doing here!?" Ness exclaimed as he looked down, to see that he was wearing his regular clothes. "And why am I not in my pajamas?"
"Because you ended up wetting them the instant we put them on," Waluigi responded, with Donkey Kong appearing in the doorway and laughing.
"Ness is a bed wetter!" Donkey Kong laughed as HE rolled away, heading down the hallway while rolling around at the speed of sound.
"I do not wet myself!" Ness exclaimed angrily as he clenched his fists.
Ness peed his pants in anger, causing the PSI boy to look down and gawk in horror as he blushed, placing his hands over his wet crotch.
"How embarrassing." Ridley remarked as he was snooPING AS usual, you see, somehow managing to fit in the closet despite being too big (4U). He also had Meta Knight's mask on. "Nobody cared who you were until you got the fetish flu."
"Fetish... flu?" Ness gawked in confusion as his stomach rumbled. "Uh oh... feeling hungry. Better go get a burger."
Ness left The Room ("oh hai Marth," Ness greeted to Marth, who suddenly got a heart attack on the spot and died), heading towards the western direction to the staircase, when he tripped and landed on his face. Getting up, Ness burped loudly as the various characters looked at him oddly and laughed.
"Stop it!" Ness pouted as he jumped up, flailing his arms. "This is not funny!"
They then noticed that Ness peed himself, provoking them to laugh even harder as Ness began crying. Ness' stomach growled again as he ran down the hallway, tripping randomly as he landed on his butt. As if on cue from an author with a sick twisted sense of humor, Ness farted loudly, his brassy gas expulsion matching that of the farting females residing in the Smash Mansion, the seemingly teenaged human boy's face as red as a Maxim Tomato. Ness prepared to get back up on his feet... only for a winged spiky Blue Shell to blast him in the air.
"That boy ain't right." Dry Bowser remarked as he was painting the hallway wall with the others.
"I genuinely feel sorry for him," Toadette admitted as she winced as Ness falling on his face again.
"Should we help him out?" Cherrim spoke up as she raised her yellow arms in the air.
"No way, this is too much fun," Vanilluxe pointed out, chuckling with both of her faces as everyone looked at her oddly.
"I swear, you guys are masochists," Silver The Hedgehog remarked as he passed by them and Ness, delivering pizzas to the Smash Mansion.
"Trust me, you have no idea," Arceus remarked as he walked by Silver towards the direction Ness was heading to.
"Is there a point to this story?" R.O.B. asked while raising his gray metal arms, shaking his robotic head as he was tempted to help Ness out, but didn't bother because it would clearly end bad for him.
"Not at all." Gruntilda interrupted as the wicked witch was scarfing up a new purple scarf to replace her old aged one.
